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To my friends who are....MALIBOG
>
> Love is not always about how good the sex is or
> how yummy the person is. It's about how you
> explore one another and how you feel the
> gentleness and intimacy of you and your partner.
> It's not about Ecstacy but its about the eternal
> bliss you feel.Its not always about the size
but
> it's about the depth.
>
> To my friends who are...MALANDI
>
> Love is not something you play with, it's
> something that you treasure. It is not something
> you count it is only intended for one person.
> You will never know the true meaning of love if
> you're just playing around For the people who you
>
are with only wants to play once the fun stops, it
> ends.
>
> To my friends who are....SOMEONE ELSE'S LOVED ONE
>
> Love comes at the wrong place and at the
> wrong time but when it comes, something so wrong
> feels so... RIGHT.It's up to you decide, if you
> wish
> to end it but I hope you'll never regret the
> consequences
> that comes along with it.
>
> To my friends who are....CLUELESS
>
> Love comes in all shades and forms, don't
> try to look for someone who you think is best for
> you but instead try to look around for the one
> you are looking for maybe just right next to you.
>
> To my friends who are...DESPERATE
>
> Love should not be taken for
granted,
> don't settle for someone you don't love but
> instead
> wait for the one that God has blessed for you.
>
> To my friends who are....FOND OF 1 NIGHT STAND..
>
> Try to save that special part of you for
> "That Person" Do not give it to someone that you
> don't think deserves it. Remember, a few moment of
>
happiness could lead to a lifetime of regrets.
>
> To my friends who..THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE.
>
> Do not believe in love at first sight, for
> love develops and grows, when it fully blooms
> that's when its sweeter and worth keeping.
> It's not something you just "think" but it's
> something you "believe! and fight for"
>
> To my friends who are...MANHID..
>
> You will feel that love is knocking at your
> door.Once you hear it do not hesitate to open the
> door for a really good surprise maybe waiting
> for you. But if you just ignore it, you will
> never know who was there waiting for you.
>
> To my friends who are....MAHILIG SA POGI/MAGANDA
>
> Love doesn't always comes with ribbons and
> beautiful colors. Sometimes the best gift you
> had was placed on a small box
> wrapped with old newspaper strips.
> And remember the last time you ate on an
> exclusive restaurant?
> the dish was so beautifully prepared but the
> FOOD!!!!...well I won't let you remember the bad
> after taste,
> you know what I mean. so i guess
what i am trying
> to say to
> you, my friends, is that love and friendship is a
> rare, unique and wonderful thing....don't let
> either pass you by just because you are blinded
> by your own expectations
Current mood:
bitchy.
The Truth about Men [from a guy's point of view]
1. Ma-L.
All men have sex in their minds. It's a universal truth.
But to tell you frankly girls, it's not really our fault. God made us with high testosterone levels and our genes command us to act this way. If this isn't our natural tendency, then how would the human race procreate? It's a man's nature to be "ma-l" kaya wag niyo kaming
sisisihin kung madalas kami humingi ng sex. Its our balls that command us, and not our brains.
2. Liars.
Dont ask me questions and I won't tell you lies. This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi namin kayang I-share sa mga gf/asawa namin kaya nakakapagsinungaling kami, kasi pinipilit
kaming sumagot sa mga bagay na ayaw naming sagutin. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it anymore, we lie. This tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang guys eh medyo natural na sa kanila ang mag-lie. Remember, we value our privacy and would rather lie than sacrifice losing it.
3. I'm the MAN!
We must have this feeling that we are in control. Ayaw naming me kumander kami, iyung me nag-cocommand sa amin. (We are open to suggestions, though). And one more thing... if we say that we are not lost, We are not lost! Trust us. Don't you know that us guys eventually
find our way. Girls really don't realize this but we hate it when our egos are bruised. RESPECT your man. Women take this thing for granted. Alam nyo, pag paulit-ulit nagawa ito ng babae, naghahanap kami ng
ibang babae. Why? 'Cause this is the easiest way for us to boost our egos again.
4. Buddy.
We stick with our friends. We must have time with our buddies you
know? Its not everyday that only the gf/wife gets our time. We always
have the need to do those "boys night out" stuff. The feeling is different when you are with your buddies and when you are with your
gf/wife. Babalik rin naman kami sa inyo e. Sigurado yan. Pag hindi kami bumalik...may mali kayo sa # 3.
5. Quiet.
Sometimes, we are just plain quiet. This scenario happens all the
time: GF/wife asks the bf/husband why he is quiet, the bf/husband
says "nothing", then the gf/wife insists there's something wrong, when
there is really not. Tapos, away na. Actually girls, we are not as chatty as you are, even with our buddies. Do you notice that we sometimes just nod at each other and still understand each other? We like being quiet sometimes. That's just it.
The truth about WOMEN [girl's point of view]
1. Malambing.
All women are malambing. It's a universal truth. But to tell
you frankly guys, it's not really our fault. Kasi u guys sometimes
forget to make pansin your gf's e. If we are not malambing then how would the human race procreate? It's a woman's nature to be "malambing" kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas kami maging mushy. DO
you ever imagine kung puro guys nalang ang mundo! Nothing will ever
balance it around. A classic example: Diba pag may nag-susuntukan na 2 guys, pag guys din ang umaawat between them sobrang gusto pang kumawala ng nagaaway na guys... pero pag girl ang umaawat... nag te-tame silang mga guys... Kase women balance the WORLD! That is how God made us...
2. Lovers (sobra!).
This is true, you know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi naming kayang itago. masyado kaming ma-emote. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it anymore, we literally explode! Madrama kami. This tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang girls eh medyo natural na sa
kanila ang magdrama. Masyado kaming concentrated sa love. Diba...majority of guys are so not into this type, they feel na a man should act like a man! Pero hello... guys wonder so much kase why girls can hold hands together straight girls, ok!) without feeling insecure but straight men can't! - WHY??? kase you guys always want to keep your ego oozing out like hell! You should definitely feel us to really know us, y'know!
3. I'm your girl!
We must have this feeling that we always have your attention. Ayaw naming me kahati kami. Ayaw naming me kahati kami. Got that?
4. Baby.
We want to be treated like a baby. You must have time for us. Wag
laging barkada. We always have the need to have those "romantic
nights". Its such a different feeling being with your bf. Because we get to cuddle, kiss, hug.... Kase kayong guys always want to have
more babies even big, sexy babies!... and you reason out na its human
nature for you to procreate???? C'mon!
5. Makulet.
We are sumtimes just plain makulet. This scenario happens all
the time: GF asks the Bf why he is quiet, the bf says "nothing", then
the gf says there's sumthing wrong, the gf insists that there is sumthing wrong when there is really not until a word war comes out.
Pero baket naman nga you cant reason out why you're so quiet. The world
knows guys are one-track-minded daw! Unlike women where we can't
really decide and frequently change our minds at the last minute...
then if you say nothing...then why do you act so different! THERE
REALLY IS SOMETHING... the trick here guys: just reason out somthing
different from the real reason why you feel that way... y'know! you're good naman in making excuses e diba? e di no away na...Actually guys, we are not as lame and quiet as you are, Even with our buddies, can you notice that we sometimes just cant stop talkin? We like chattin even when there's really nothing to be said... like now. hehe...
Current mood:
devious.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Current mood:
loved.
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were
deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and
she had syphilis, would
you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer
for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only
your vote counts. Here are
the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and
consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also
chain smokes and drinks 8 to
10 martinis a day.
Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college
and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the
answer.
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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion
question: If you said yes, you
just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think
before judging someone.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark
Professionals built the Titanic
and in case you never saw this one......
Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500
employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at
least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the
last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots
that crank out hundreds of new laws each year
designed to keep the rest of us
in line.
Current mood:
groggy.
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bouncy.Current music: I need you.