Zak's Blurty

hahahahahahaha..........
The most hilarious and ironic thing happened to me at rehearsal tonight.

Okay, Alex's sister is Maddie, and she's like a real-life angel. She's also my friend. (which only makes my feelings for him worse. *bite lip*)

So, I went to the place where Alex laid his head, and I found a hair of his there. It had streaks of blond in it and it was thick. And I'm staring at it, thinking of how I now have his dna. Alright Allison. (you have officially reached stalker level) And Maddie comes over with her boyfriend. He looks at me like I'm psycho because I'm admiring this strand like one would a winning lottery ticket. I can understand his concern.

So Maddie looks at it, and she's like, "Hmm... it looks like a dog's." And, Maddie isn't a person I want to discuss my feelings for her brother with, so I'm trying to hold back crying and/or laughing. She's like, "It has streaks in it like a dog or cat would." And I'm still there, nodding while I try with all my might not to wet my pants. Then she *has* to examine it more closely. "Hey, you know, that looks like my brother's hair!" My friend and I are seriously trying not to laugh. I don't know if I denied it being his hair or what my reaction was, because it was such a horrifying moment, that I've blocked it from my memory.

OMIGOD THAT WAS SO CLOSE!!!!

It only happens to me. I swear.

By the way, Alex is a purty S.O.B.

Wait, I like his mommy. He's a purty.... something. Just know that he's purty.

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