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[27 Aug 2003|07:22pm]
Jealously's Victim
Reported by: Grace


The dirt is in, and I've got the scoop. Our story involves Justin Timberlake, Shauna, and once again with no surprise Jessica Simpson. It's not enough with her pass experiences that she would be involved in some way through her own devices.

The beginning starts with the announcement that Shauna and Justin would be wed. Many blessings and congratulations were expressed towards the both of them however, it's been reported that one, Jessica Simpson was said to disapprove of the engagement. Could it be the green eyed monster of jealously has gotten to her? In fact it did. Sources confirmed that Justin use to like her and when he told Jessica about that, and she found out about the engagement that's when the disapproving mode came through. Though she is one to talk after everything she did. This coming from the woman that married Joey when she knew that couldn't have Paul Thomas, who's now happily with Kelly Clarkson. Though, yes she's human and has made mistakes as well as admitted to them, she clearly hasn't learned from them. Yes we tend to make mistakes in life, but the important thing to learn from them otherwise what's the point?
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2 in 1 [06 Aug 2003|11:53am]
Matt Lovato
He Attacks Cameras


I apologize for my lack of articles. I've been quite caught up in my own personal life but I've kicked my own butt into gear and decided to put up the interviews which I had promised to. Recently, I had been given the chance to interview the bass guitarist of the punk band Mest. I sat down with Matt Lovato and not so surprisingly, we somehow ended up talking about a special certain someone in his life.

sweetly shauna: -smiles- Hey Matt! Ready for your interview? -sits down in a chair, crossing her legs as she looks at him-
mest matt up: Hell yeah! -grabs a chair and drags it across the floor to sit in front of her- I been waiting for an interview forever.
sweetly shauna: I'm sorry, I've been really caught up. But on the other hand, I'm here now.
mest matt up: Yeah you're right -grins-
sweetly shauna: So tell me what's going on with the band, Mest. How's Warped Tour coming along? Having fun?
mest matt up: Yeah -grins- Warped Tour's cool. Even though we've been kinda living on this fear that Tony's gonna land his ass right back into the hospital. Hes been on painkillers sorta and he's been getting around on a wheelchair. But he's getting through it and as long as he's okay, I'm good. -switches his cap backwards- Um, Jere's doing good. His girl is touring with us or something. You know that lesbian chick from TATU? The red-head? Lena, yeah. That's his girl. And Nick's still around. He's doing good. Me? I'm good too. My girl's touring with us too. You know that girl from Dark Angel? Jessica Alba? Hell yeah, that's my lady. -grins-
sweetly shauna: Jessica Alba? That's good. -smiles- What's she like?
mest matt up: Oh man. -sits up in his chair and leans forward, his eyes intense- Jess's great, you know. She's completely changed me. Turned my world upside down. Most of the time, I think she's fucking crazy. Why? Because she's with me. I mean, look at her. She's fucking beautiful and she's with ME? What the hell is my girl on? But seriously, she's amazing. She makes me smile and everytime I look at her, I'm just blown away. Not just by her beauty, just by the person she is. She's incredible and I feel really fucking lucky to have her in my life. I love her. I love her a lot.
sweetly shauna: Is marriage in the talk?
mest matt up: -grins- Aw man I can't tell you that.

( I've come to find that this has happened! Matt and Jessica are now engaged. Congratulations! )

sweetly shauna: Okay -laughs- How did you guys meet anyway?
mest matt up: Man, I don't even really remember. I mean, I've known her for a while and all and I just remember walking up to her one day and saying hi. After going to the How To Deal premiere togeother with two or three other people, we kind of just hung out a lot and that's when I realized that I liked her. It was shit at first because I was dating Maggie at the time and I was scared of hurting her but at the end, that's exactly what happened. But Jessica and I have been together since.
sweetly shauna: You and Maggie. Are you both still friends?
mest matt up: Uhh. -rubs his chin- Hopefully. I mean, it's just at that point right now where things are still a little awkward between us because of the things that have happened but I'm hoping one day we'll get past this and be friends. She's a great person. You gotta interview her, too. She's smart as hell. She'll blow your mind away.
sweetly shauna: Will do. -smiles- Thanks for your time, Matt. -extends her hand-
mest matt up: -takes her hand and shakes it and looks at the camera- HI JESSICA!!!!!! HI EVERYONE!!!!!
sweetly shauna: -cracks up, nudges her camera away so they can leave-
mest matt up: -leaps in front of the camera and smiles goofily- HI JESS I LOVE YOU. -leans in and whispers- BENJI. THEY'RE COMING! -cracks up-
sweetly shauna: -turns the camera off and laughs, shaking her head and walking away-

Justin Guarini
More Than Curls


After interview Matt Lovato, I had an unexpected interview show up. This must be a Justin-thing because this unexpected interview was American Idol's Justin Guarini. My last surprise interview was Justin Timberlake. See the similarity? But, even though both have the same first names and both being in the music industry with each of their own solo albums out, is there anything else these two have in common? Find out from the interview I had with Mr. Guarini.

timeless justin: hey.. -waves-
sweetly shauna: -smiles, sits down in a chair, scooting closer to him and extends her hand- Hi Justin, I'm Shauna.
timeless justin: Hey its nice to meet you -shakes hand-
sweetly shauna: -smiles, crosses her legs and looks at him- So tell me.. in a nutshell, how's everything going for you?
timeless justin: Everythings going absoulutley amazing.. promoting the album. went to the teen choice awards were a blast..interviews.. I couldnt ask for more
sweetly shauna: Speaking of the album, how's it coming along?
timeless justin: Its going great..its been out since june 10th.. im hearing good things, so thats always nice to hear.
sweetly shauna: -smiles- That's awesome. So tell me, since you've showed up on American Idol, made a movie and made your own movie, are your friends and family treating you any differently?
timeless justin: not really. my friends and family stick by me.. Its all like the same.. i couldnt be happier
sweetly shauna: That's great. -grins- When you walk down the street and people recognize, does it feel weird when they ask you for your autograph? What? What's up with that?
timeless justin: not really. it was kind of weird at first but i have gotten over it.. the fans are great.. i love them
sweetly shauna: That's great. So tell me, what's in store for you next?
timeless justin: my video sorry sis coming out soon.. im excited for that.. thats basically all i have planned more interviews.. spending time with kelly
sweetly shauna: If you weren't doing your music, what would you be doing?
timeless justin: You know what.. its funny i would still be trying..-laughs-.. but anyways, last year i was like the entertainer guy and i did bar and bat mitzvah's.. and got the little old ladies to dance with me.. It was a great gig..
timeless justin: a pg male jiggalo -laughs-
sweetly shauna: -laughs- How was that? Did you have fun?
timeless justin: Oh it was great, i loved it
sweetly shauna: Are you enjoying your new-found celebrity status? -smiles-
timeless justin: Yes.. Fame is fame..
sweetly shauna: Tell me about the movie you made with Kelly Clarkson? Did you have fun? Is there any truth behind the rumors of an offscreen romance?
timeless justin: The movie was great, i had a blast with it and i know she did too.. the kissing was cool.. i didnt mind it .. we had to do that scene 100 times.. if i had a nickle for everytime someone asked me that. i would be rich!
sweetly shauna: -laughs- So no romance?
timeless justin: Not yet..
sweetly shauna: So you're hoping?
timeless justin: Maybe...
timeless justin: Kel
timeless justin: is my girl man.. shes meh girl
sweetly shauna: -laughs- Best friends fall in love, though.
timeless justin: Hey, It could happen
sweetly shauna: Yes, it definitely could. -smiles- So, say you meet a fan wanting to get into the industry, any advice?
timeless justin: Just believe in yourself, take critisisim.. because theres always a lot of it.. Be strong.. Don't let anyone tell you you can't do somthing.. just follow your dreams... and keep up on your sleep!
sweetly shauna: -smiles warmly- Well, that was pretty much all the questions I had for you. -laughs and extends her hand- Thank you for meeting me, Mr. Guarini.
timeless justin: Anytime..-shakes her hand-..
timeless justin: Thanks so much -smiles-
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[02 Aug 2003|09:37pm]
L-O-V-E?


The course of true love never did run smooth. Love. It has so many complicated meanings but yet it's such a simple word, isn't it? You find someone you love, you marry them - only to find out there's someone else there whom you like, or still have feelings for, for that matter.

Long before Pierre Bouvier married bandmate, drummer for Simple Plan's Chuck Comeau, he had been dating, sexy singer Christina Aguilera. They had dated for a bit, and had even gotten matching star tattoos before Bouvier called it off after realizing that he had feelings for Comeau.

Both Bouvier and Aguilera went their separate ways and lucky for them, unlike a lot of ex-couples, they remained good friends. And it wasn't until after Bouvier's wedding and after Orlando Bloom, Aguilera's boyfriend, became deceptive of his feelings for her, that the feelings that had once been buried between Bouvier and Aguilera blossomed once more. After one shared kiss, they realized their feelings were still there.

It is unclear whether Bouvier will stay with Comeau and Aguilera with Bloom, but one hopes things will be figured out soon and they'll all be happy once more.

On a sidenote, look out soon for Matt Lovato's interview as I will be posting it up soon.

Shauna
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[01 Aug 2003|07:11am]
Chris Kirkpatrick
"You Killed Kenny!"


When I approached Chris Kirkpatrick late last night to begin his interview, I had no idea what to expect from him. At the most, I was really just expecting him to answer my questions and let me go home. Such as wasn't the case. The interview which I had scheduled to be for merely thirty minutes or an hour had lasted quite a few hours. So long that I fear I may not be able to post everything he's said save for a few tidbits here and there.

For the first several minutes, we talked of his family and of his friends. And seeing the way his face lit up at the mention of his wife, sexy singer, Willa Ford, leaves no doubt in the reader's mind that he is hopelessly and completely in love with her.

"Mandah's a dream come true. k O*leans forward* you gotta understand. I spent 31 years being terrified of commitment..*uses finger quotes* "the c word". the mention of marriage would send me running for the hills *laughs* and then i met her and she's my skinner, hotter, female, more evil self *grins* i love it."

We spent a good deal talking about his work soon after. "oh i'm on the out of work popstar tour *ticks off on my fingers* golf tournaments in jamaica, wayne brady, doing cartoon voices. showing up and leeching off justin's fame *winks* it's what i do. i do have an album i'm workin' on but it's not comin' out till after our next group album. which with the *nsync curse will probably be sometime in the spring of 2034"

Pretty soon however, our interview somehow turned into him teaching me how to work his pinball machine which Mrs. Kirkpatrick had kindly given him for their anniversary after six months of searching for it. I'm a sore loser, which Chris so kindly announced to the ceiling, "nooooo *falls to my knees when the ball slips past the flipper and the game informs you that you lost* not her? WHY HER? *looks at the celing* WHY GOD WHY???" When he settled down after my big loss, he showed me around his kids' bedrooms and even introduced me to his kids. A very smiley Christopher and a sleeping beauty who went by the name of Lily. I had hoped to meet Willa but he quickly informed me that she was busy.

After putting the babies to bed, we headed down towards the kitchen where on the way, he expressed the individuality of his bandmates.

"Lance wakes up and pees in the shower."

"we did this interview once where we were supposed to ask each other questions and joey got "if a plane lands on the border of canada and the united states, where do you bury the survivors?" and he's all *jumps up and down* i KNOW this one! you can't bury survivors in WATER!"


He introduced me to the world of his mother's baby food. I admit I was reluctant to try baby food, but after watching him practically devour it then thrust it in my face, I decided to give it a go. I don't know why they don't put his mother's recipe into stores. I'm pretty sure babies will grow up happier after eating it. It was wonderful baby food. We wrapped up the interview soon after but I had a great time hanging out with him and getting to know him not as Shauna, the reporter, but as Shauna the person. It felt a lot like hanging out with one of my own friends that I had completely forgotten I was there to interview him.

I hope to interview this pixi stic-lovin' baby-food eating, South Park Pinball machine-playing guy. It was... well it was "edumakational". Thank you.

Report by: Shauna
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[31 Jul 2003|08:00pm]
Justin Timberlake
The Man Behind The Voice

We all know him. We all dance to his hip-shaking songs. And we're all aware of the star-status of this popular 22-year old; he's currently one of the hottest artists around. Temporarily breaking away from the boyband mold, he created his own album with his own magic touch and it's easy to see why people, especially young ladies everywhere, are absolutely crazy about this guy.

His closest friends have nothing but high praise for him and as I hopped around asking what his friends thoughts about him were, I was met with kind words and occasionally, gentle teasing from his NSYNC bandmate, Chris Kirkpatrick.

Chris Kirkpatrick - He's an annoying little asshole but only i'm allowed to say that cause he's my little brother. Ayone else does and i'll just have to kick their asses. He comes off as cocky a lot, but he really isn't. I mean, you spend a few minutes with the guy and you'll know that. Real J, not Justin Timberlake the superstar. Not that he don't have reason to be cocky, kid's had girls screamin' after his ass since he came up to my knee cap.

Alyssa Milano - He has best quialities!? -laughs softly- No im kidding, He can be sweet at times.

Lance Bass - well. for starters, i admire the kid. even though he is far from being a kid anymore. always have admired him. even before the group. i was the dork that ran home to watch mmc and justin was this super talented kid younger than i. and through the years, he's held it together. he deserves everything he gets. some people say he's kind of pushy and arrogant, but considering that he's been in this cutthroat business all this time, i don't blame him. we all protect ourselves in different ways. he's way more normal than he has a right to be the way he grew up. he's one of my brothers, you know?

Jessica Simpson - He's my friend. A really great and hilarious person.

Faith Lauren Bass-Chasez - He's cute!

JC Chasez - My thoughts on Justin? :smirks a bit: He's talented in everything he does..annoying alot of the time but I love him like my own brother. I'm proud of him for putting out the album and being able to stay so focused on all his shows yet still have time for his friends an family.

Mandy Moore - Justin? *laughs* Justin's great. He's an amazing singer; brillant performer. I toured with him and the rest of NSYNC in 1999. He made fun of my feet. I still hate him for that but he's a great person. He's sweet. He's... he's... Justin, what more can I say? *waves at the camera* Hi Justin!

I recently sat down with the singer of that current hit song, Senorita and went a little more in-depth into the life of Justin Timberlake. He even cleared up that little misunderstanding in an old article of mine about him and Trace Ayala.

The Interview )

Report by: Shauna

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[31 Jul 2003|02:24am]
BROKEN ENGAGEMENTS, BROKEN HEARTS
Reported By: Grace


Weddings can be such a sacred occasion for two people in love. Most couples that are together look forward to the prospect of marriage. When you get the proposal from your significant other you think about how wonderful the person is and incredible it feels to be engaged. You look forward to a future together and the prospect of growing old together. Being engaged for the first time has it's importance, and when it's call off the couples are left devastated. Such is the story for two couples Christina Aguilera and Orlando Bloom along with Eliza Dushku and James Marsters.

Christina Aguilera and Orlando Bloom.

On the outside Chrissy and Orlando were seen as this happy couple. After some time together they were engaged and in love. The happiness, however didn't last long, because of a certain turn of event the wedding was called off. Apparently it seems a third party was involved which cause some trust issues. It appears that Orlando Bloom took a shower with Ginger Reyes of the Halo Friendlies, and when the issue was realized by Chrissy she felt that she couldn't trust her emotions with him.

I had a chance to speak with Chrissy herself and when asked about the wedding being canceled she stated that "well, things happened, and right now is just not the time for him and I to get married. He hurt me deeply, and I am just trying to decide whether to forgive him or not. I mean I love him and all, I care about him, but I don't know if I can take him back for what he did." I can understand her reasoning, and I respect that. She does believe that "he means well," She does, however states " I know he truly deeply loves me, but he messed up. "

Yes, Orlando Bloom did mess up, but wouldn't you think it's rather odd he took a shower with another woman other than his fiance? Why would anyone want to do such a thing with someone else? With that being said questions like that must have been going though her mind. Chrissy does report though that if they were going to get together again and get past the incident they would "definitely taking things one step at a time. I think the engagement will be broken off just because I think he will have to earn back my trust. I really don't know if we will get back together though at this point. I mean I keep my options open, but it all depends. But yes, one step at a time is the way to go." Orlando agrees with that too. When I spoke with him he basically felt the same way.

Who knows what will happen now between them. Only time will tell from here what's in store for them. Can anything be salvaged from this such as a friendship or something more? The answer to that is left to them to define.

Eliza Dushku and James Marsters

What started as a friendship turned into heartache. Eliza Dushku and James Marsters met 5 years ago on the set of the television show Buffy. During the show they became the best of friends and have kept in touch while she was off to do movies such as Bring it on, Jay and Silent Bob, and The New Guy. It was during her breaks from the movie that she returned to the Buffy set. As time passed the friendship continued on, and when the Buffy television series was over they kept in touch as much as possible because they valued their friendship. It was during their time in New York that they spent together that they both realized that they had feelings for each other. From there they got together, and a few days after her Wrong Turn premiere he proposed to her on the cliffs overlooking Los Angeles and just like that they were happily engaged.

The engagement was somewhat secretive at first, but it was later revealed little by little. Sources say she asked our very own Mandy Moore to be her maid of honor. It was said that some time after the engagement James became busy with his hectic schedule. She was mostly left to handle business until he got back. She then began starting the production of Tru Calling which is the television show that she's staring in. It's believe that while away James Marsters was engaging in sexual acts with a friend of hers. Sources report when Eliza heard that he had in fact cheated she threw the wedding ring back at him with such rage. With his sexual acts, that basically ended the wedding plans right there. It's confirmed, however that his reasoning was due to the fact that he states she hasn't been around. You would think he'd have a better excuse than that. For him to betray a trust like that surely can't be taken lightly.

Trust in a relationship is such a precious thing. When you know someone for 5 years and they betray that trust it cuts pretty deep. With their relationship I don't think a friendship can be salvaged from this. James must have thought that he could get away with it. People who cheat can't possibly believe that they'll get away with it for long because one way or another the significant other will find out , and when they do find out the consequences can be dire. Now it's been said that "best friends make the best lovers" well, what happens when that's jeopardized because someone cheated? What do they become? Can anything truly ever be the same again?
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[30 Jul 2003|10:35pm]
The Follow-Up Of:
Love, Lust and Betrayal.

Reported By: Grace


Yesterday I spoke with Jessica Simpson herself on her take of the article. During our conversation, however she did want me to reveal my source for my story. I couldn't reveal my source though for the wishes of my source. When I picked my source, I knew that the source would be reliable as well as unbiased. My source only confirms any leads that I may have and for that I greatly appreciate it.

As I started the interview she did insist that she had no intention of wanting Tony or breaking him and Erika up. Jessica even claims that Erika is in fact a very good friend of hers. Though sources confirmed that Erika isn't a good friend of hers at all. Though she admits that Paul leaving her is the best thing that could happen to him. She admits that she did have a crush on Benji though, and she also states that Benji and Brody has forgiven her, but I have my doubts and that's my opinion. I also doubt that the guys that are in a relationship that she had associations with was just a coincidence.

I do admit Jessica is a private person who wishes to be left alone when it concerns her. I believe everyone can be somewhat of a private person. Interviewing her though was a pleasure because I got to hear her side of things. I admit she was polite as well and wishes me luck on my next story.

Other than interviewing her I also interviewed a few people as well on their views of the article. I was hoping to get some feedback, and the feedback itself was astounding to say the least.

I first spoke with Jessica Alba. )

After seeing Jessica I ran into Christina and asked her opinion as well. )

I even ended up speak with Alyssa who's a friend of Jessica Simpson. )

I even had the pleasure of speaking with Kelly Clarkson. )

The feedback was all rather helpful and insightful. I hope to get a chance to know everyone and see what goes beyond the glitz and glamour of these celebrities. As a reporter I receive each assignment and do my best to report it. I admit when Shauna, the editor sought some help I jumped at the chance and was eager to start my work. Though the research proved useful in my report I intend to leave nothing to chance and cover every ground of evidence to back up my claims. I admit that in doing the report I was intrigued and was wondering myself how all this was going to come out.

My story just proves exactly how human people can be. We all make mistakes, granted, but when you keep making those mistakes it just proves that you haven't learned your lesson and that's the important part. Learning from it and using it as a guild to something that you shouldn't do in the future is what it's all about. If you continue with the mistakes you defeat the whole purpose.
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[30 Jul 2003|01:57pm]
Trouble in Bue Lagoon?

There seems to trouble in paradise for the lovely couple, Joel Madden and wife Mandy Moore. It's not clear as to why the arguement started but the fight's been building for a while.

Madden, the lead singer of the band, Good Charlotte, had currently been experiencing stress, often leaving his wife home alone to care for their two month old twin boys, Daniel and Trent. Up until yesterday, the young wife of the twenty-four year old had seemingly been quite content with the way things were, only experiencing a few spurts of loneliness for her husband. Feeling guilty for constantly leaving his family at home, he had suggested the possibility of divorce, which then provoked a heated arguement.

I approached Mrs. Madden about it earlier and asked if she had anything to say about it, "Things are okay now. I'm still a little upset about it but who wouldn't be? I just want to see him now and just.. be with him. That's really all."

So it seems that the disagreement had ended as fast as it had come. And frankly, I'm glad things worked out for them. For when one couple who's obviously very in love with each other can't work out their differences, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Shauna
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[30 Jul 2003|11:54am]
"Wanna Lollipop?"

Hours after conducting the interview with the five year old enigma, I'm still giggling, tickled pink by the young girl's intelligence and comical but sweet manners. I finally caught up to the girl when I showed up and she was already there, seemingly waiting for me. She approached me first, running towards me and waving excitedly with the most endearing smile on her face. It is well-known that kids her age have not yet grasped the complete concept of sitting still in just one spot so we opted instead to walk hand in hand, talking.

The Interview )

Truly one of the most adorable children I've ever seen in my life. Although it is said that she's been around the most vulgar of people, having heard and seen things most five year old kids shouldn't be seeing, I find her innocent untainted. Simply because she still has that wide-eyed innocence about her that hasn't yet been touched by corruptive hands. And I pray and hope that she will maintain that for as long as she can.

I quite enjoyed speaking with her and cannot wait until the next time I see her. Lance Bass and JC Chasez are quite, quite lucky to be able to have such a wonderful child in their lives.

Report by: Shauna
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Unwoven Truth Members Unveiled [29 Jul 2003|12:50pm]
It's early in the afternoon and I sit here at this year-old laptop typing away, trying to gather the remnants of two days before where I got the ample opportunity to observe the community at the best spot. Front row and center. I'm relieved to know that I've been somewhat accepted into the social whirl with the exception of Janie Russell who seems to harbor a sort of phobia against reporters, though I'm not quite sure if I can convince her that not all reporters are made from the same shed of skin.

Although my colleague, Grace, seems to confirm what most reporters are. This reporter prays that everyone realizes that although we work on the same team, Grace and I are not the same. Granted as a first article, she seems to have struck a few nerves with her harsh criticism over pop singer, Jessica Simpson, I reassure you that I will not be making articles quite that blunt. Sadly, I cannot control what she has to say. After all, it is well known that the best writers are those free to speak their minds. But I do apologize for the feelings possibly hurt over it.

To get onto the latest on-dits, as I have mentioned in the first paragraph of this article, I was able to meet quite a few members of Unwoven Truth. I was not ignoring everyone although I was quiet, I was infact observing everyone and how well they got along with each other. I have come to find that while members do get into disagreements, everyone is quite close with another.

We all need a little 'Faith'
To my delight, I came face to face with the sweetheart of the community's soul; five-year old Faith Lauren Bass-Chasez. Although not a celebrity like most people, she is quite an enigma, causing quite a stir whenever she opened her darling mouth. Whether it be repeating a naughty word said, or merely bursting into song. And what a voice it is! I watched with open-mouth amusement as she sang songs that most children her age never knew and sang and danced with a seemingly favorite kids' songs from the Disney channel singing group, The Wiggles. Although I was scheduled to have an interview with her yesterday, I was not able to make it so hopefully today, I will be able to do it. I'm quite eager to hear what she says. You never quite know what will come out of childrens' mouths these days.

As long as we're on the subject of Faith Lauren, it is safe to speak about her parents, Lance Bass and JC Chasez, both members of the popular singing pop group, N'SYNC. Intrigued, I have discovered that while the two were engaged, they came to adopt the little girl after she was found abandoned at a nearby park. There was a mini dispute between the two fellas, Eliza Dushku, and Jessica Simpson, but at the end, the little girl ended up right where she belonged in the first place. In the arms of her two very loving fathers.

Marriages Are Sacred
As the title is called, marriages are sacred. The union of two souls merged into one is something that ought to not be missed. Regretfully, I had missed a few of these unions in matrimonies, but while I have time, I have come to congratulate those in question.

Married
  • Lance Bass and JC Chasez

  • Pierre Bouvier and Chuck Comeau

  • Ashton Kutcher and Jennie Garth
  • Benji Madden and Brody Armstrong
  • Mandy Moore and Joel Madden
  • Justin Timberlake and Trace
  • Willa Ford and Chris Kirkpatrick

    Engaged (Congratulations!)
  • Erika Christensen and Tony Lovato
  • Christina Aguilera and Orlando Bloom
  • Janie Russell and Chris Carrabba
  • Sarah Madden and Christian___ (unknown fellow)

    Best wishes and so many congratulations go out to these lovely couples. The reporters here at The Times are indeed very happy that you've found those of whom you're quite ready to spend your lifetime with.

    The Stork Dropped By
    By the title of this certain area of the newspaper, it's time to speak about... you guessed it. Babies! They're everywhere nowadays! This reporter is quite happy to announce (as if you didn't know) that quite a number of these happy couples now have babies or have babies on the way.

    Pop princess and actress, Mandy Moore and lead singer of punk band Good Charlotte, Joel Madden are blessed with two darling twin boys, Daniel and Trent while Madden's twin brother, Benji Madden and wife, Brody Armstrong have their own bundle of joy, Nathan. This Madden family is quite large, if I do say so myself.

    And while I have already mentioned Faith Lauren, Jennie Garth and Ashton Kutcher are proud mommy and daddy to two very beautiful girls, Luca and Lola. And a very new edition to the Kirkpatrick family, Lily and Christopher are the children of proud parents Chris Kirkpatrick and Willa Ford.

    And this reporter extends her congratulations to engaged couple Tony Lovato and Erika Christensen, whom have announced the very happy news that a baby is on the way!

    And while we are on the subject of babies, it seems that Evanescence's leading lady Amy Lee may soon very well be (hopefully!) the new mommy of a young girl, found on the doorstep of Bass and Chasez's LA home when little Faith happened to look out and discovered the little bundle sitting there with a note attached. No further news have been extricated about this amazing tale. But I will most definitely try to keep you updated.

    // end newspaper article

    This is all I have to report on for now although I would like to keep continuing; a reporter's work is never quite finished. But I will save the rest for later seeing as how this has grown quite longer than I had anticipated. Any sort of feedback or questions are highly appreciated.

    Interviews go as followed (currently):
    Faith Lauren Bass-Chasez
    Chris Kirkpatrick
    Matt Lovato
    Lance Bass
    Tony Lovato
    Gwen Stefani
    Erin Miller
    Lena from TATU
    Chris Carrabba

    If there any members who would like an interview, or if I have interviewed you and would like to be interviewed again, don't hesitate to ask. On the chance that I approach you myself and ask for an interview, it will be my highest hope that you will grant me one. Have a nice day. A nice day indeed.

    Also, to end this on an even happier note... Happy Belated Birthday, Mrs. Brody Madden!

    Report by: Shauna H.
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    [29 Jul 2003|01:13am]
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    Love, Lust, and Betrayal
    Reported By: Grace


    If you want the dirt I've got the scoop on it. My sources have brought to my attention a story about love, trust, lust, and betrayal. The best part about this story is that it involves our very own Jessica Simpson. Apparently sources say that when Jessica Simpson was with her former boyfriend Paul Thomas she did nothing but flirt shamelessly with other guys. This story truly begins when Paul Thomas took some time off for himself. While he was away apparently Jessica was flirting with Joey Fatone and they shared more than secret kisses they bonded in a way that's considered sacred to most people. In other words they had sex, not only that she basically tried to deny it when confronted with the truth from Paul when he came back and found out. The sad part was he was actually going to ask her to be with him before he heard the news of Jessica and Joey. Thus, her sexual acts lead her to lose the trust of Paul.

    With her claim of love for Paul she kicks Joey to the curb leaving him heart broken. His heartache drove him away to New York where he spent the remainder of his time. While he was in New York Jessica managed to talk Paul into giving her a second chance. With his kind hearted self he gave her that chance, not only that she forced him to into a relationship with her. A few days later Mena Suvari went to get a cup of coffee with Paul. After the cup, Mena was confronted by Jessica who basically bitched at Mena over a cup of coffee. While pretending to be nice to Mena she basically did nothing but talk about her and she even resorted to name calling behind her back. This was also the day she made a promise to Paul that she would gain his trust back.

    Not only did Jessica talk about Mena, she tried to break Tony and Erika up, and Benji and Brody. Apparently she was flirting with Benji and feeling up on Tony. Her flirtatious acts were once again brought to light and she was once again given a second chance. When you get a second chance like that you'd think that the girl would stop. Not only did she not stop but she continued onto her next target Matthew Lovato. Sources claimed that while she was with Matthew at one point he tried to walk away from her and she basically grabbed him and kissed him. It's also been reported that she bunked with him as well. When she was with Paul a few days later she only mentioned that she liked him. When he found out he left and that was the end of that.

    With the numerous amount of chances she received you would think she would've learned her lesson. Jessica blew her chance as well as broke her promise to Paul. With her promise that she would regain his trust again, her actions spoke louder than words and proved that her trust is something that can't be valued. So taken guys beware before you become her target because she has a major fetish for the guys that are in a relationship. Their is more to Jessica then meets the eyes. This innocent looking ministers daughter isn't as innocent as she seems. With everything that's been said I pose this question: Is what she did all worth it to lose the one person she claimed to love?
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    Benji Madden - Not who you think he is. [27 Jul 2003|08:39pm]
    As my first day as the Unwoven Truth newspaper reporter and writer, I got the chance to speak to the creator of the community, guitarist of Good Charlotte, Benjamin Levi Madden.

    I first approached Mr. Madden the moment I showed up and saw him there. I was a bit apprehensive about talking to him at first but after the first couple of minutes, I came to find that he is a genuinely nice person. He is a personable guy with a genuine smile and he isn't as rude as people make him out to be. He may be outspoken but he never means it in a rude way.

    The Interview )

    And there you have it. Please, if you would like me to interview you, let me know. Sometimes I just might approach you and ask for an interview.

    Please do not hesitate to IM me at:

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    A touch of brush-up [27 Jul 2003|03:13pm]
    While most people would say this is the tabloids, it is in fact not. Hello. My name is Shauna and I am head reporter/head writer for the Unwoven Truth Newspaper. I come to this community with an open mind and a willingness that doesn't come naturally to a reporter. I am not paparazzi. I don't believe in following celebrities around with a camera and pestering them at an incessant speed.

    Instead, I am here to give you the honest truth about these celebrities. I'm here to show you how they really are. What makes them tick, what makes them smile, the whole enchilada.

    I will conduct interviews. They will not degrade. I will also say things from my point of view, which sometimes may insult the person I am speaking of, but that's what newspaper writing is all about. Whether it hurts your feelings or not, I must tell the truth.

    If you would like me to interview you, please feel free to IM me at:

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