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:; stretches while allowing blurty to log her in and came to the update page with the cursor blinking, waiting for her to start her update and pulled her chair up closer to the desk she was sitting at, which was Giles' desk and eyed the keyboard and then the screen before her for a moment before getting to her update now, finally ;:
So Buffy told me last night to get around to updating this thing and normally I don't listen to her because that's what I do but I was bored - so .. here I am, updating. Eheh don't tell Buffy I actually listened to her though. I don't want her to think I'll follow her orders now, do I? No.
Looks like I wasn't the only one to slack off in updating. Dawn, Giles, Andrew, and Red have slacked also, oh and the Bot too but .. I don't think we care about her ;x
I bet most of you who's reading this think that the reason I haven't updated or been social lately is because I've been busy with Willow, right? Wrong. Sorry to burst your bubble folks but I think this might have slipped your keen observation that Red and I have been in a bad place lately. She doesn't ever talk to me anymore. :; sucks in a deep breath before lightly moistening her lower lip and biting on it for a moment and tapped her tongue ring on the roof of her mouth for a moment before licking her lips again and tossing her long chocolate brown hair over her shoulder and letting out a soft sigh ;:
I don't know what is going on with her anymore. I don't know if has to do with her still feeling uneasy about moving on after Tara, or what. But we have been at a distance lately. I try to be there for her but she pushes me away. She gets kind of shifty on the 3 days of the full moon lately, I don't know what that means or anything .. but it's weird. And since she won't talk to me anymore I don't think I'll ever know .. unless I asked the others what the hell it meant. :; stretches again allowing herself to shift in the chair and started a new paragraph ;:
Other than the problems between me and Red; Faith and Buffy let me take some of the new Slayers out on patrol sometime after we got here in Cleveland and lately I've gotten to take a few out at a time and the past couple of days I've went out alone, or with one of the other more experienced new slayers while they stayed at home or whatever. :; coughs ;: andgotdrunk :;coughs ;:
So, turns out that Spike is human now? :; blinks for a moment ;: Cool? I guess .. :; shrugs ;: When exactly are we or .. Red actually, going to bring Anya back?
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[30 Jul 2003|03:34pm] |
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= frowns as she logs into blurty while stuffed into the closet; propped up by a broom that was holding her in place; very uncomfortable as she blinked a few times her artificial eyes even more glazed over looking and she held breath that she didn't even need before turning her attention to the screen in front of her =
Faith doesn't like playing with me anymore. I don't know why. It's just like with Spikey Poo. He stopped liking me and the other Buffy more. Except I don't think Faith likes the other Buffy over me. I remember hearing after the other Buffy so rudely shoved me into the closet while she, Faith, and Spikey Poo were playing a thing called ... Truth or Dare? that Faith likes this guy back in LA. He's Angel's son. I think I remember her saying his name was Connor. It made me sad. I like Faith. She's much prettier than the other Buffy and is better at doing things than Spikey Poo. I wasn't prgrammed to like girls or be recently gay like my best friend, Willow but I do. And it made me sad that she liked that Connor person more than me. I'm very pretty. And I'm good at things. I would have cried if I could. But I'm not programmed to do that, also I'm a robot so if I cried I'd be broken again. And I don't want to be broken again. When I'm broken everything goes black and I don't remember where I am anymore. It's very scary.
I was broken earlier today. I was still mad because of what I heard and I told the other Buffy about it and she told me to stick my finger in the toaster and that it'd make it all better. I was confused by it but I did it anyway. Even if I remember when she was mad about how she thought that Faith was going to steal Spikey Poo from her, that she didn't stick her finger in a toaster but I figured she must of done it when I wasn't looking.
So I did it. And I went ``FKJD23524309e8fslckfjsdf2g4509t = sparks =LKJLAIEURQOEHRUEIGFCG12094814059485dnv,xckj System ... shut .. = sparks = 3198420985KJFHSDIFUYSEDR#_(*$%(*@#7$YIURHESDft down .... = sparks and fizzles = IJFOSLDFJ)(WE&R*&WETRDLUYGFLJSBDF:(E*^&RTP(@*#&%RIJKDBGMGDFI:L(#$*RYE = goodbye =`` it was very bad. I was confused after Andrew repaired me. He is very cute. If I didn't become recently gay like my best friend Willow and like Faith, I'd have sex with him.
I am so unhappy right now. I was programmed to service and pleasure people and to .. have sex and right now I am having none! At all! My sister, Dawn is having sex with my carpenter best friend Xander, my recently gay best friend Willow is having sex with Kennedy and then the other Buffy is having very loud and arousing sex with my Spikey Poo. I am displeased. I need to be having sex also. I wonder if my sister Dawn would let me have sex with my best friend Xander. He is very muscular and manly and builds things! Unless my recently gay best friend Willow would let me have her orgasm friend Kennedy. I doubt the other Buffy would let me have sex with Spikey Poo again. She keeps pushing me into closets and hiding me whenever he's around. I don't know if they are having sex or not, but I know I hear them making weird noises and I wish that I could see or be doing the same.
= slurrs a bit and starts blinking slowly while her robotic limbs now move rather slowly and she starts making weird noises = I think I should find Andrew or my recently gay best friend Willow so I can get my battery recharged . . .
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[30 Jul 2003|07:24pm] |
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::blinks:: Well..free cable po-..tv is..nice.. ::clears his throat:: Right then.
Human .. yeah .. being human? .. yeah .. not much to tell, I sup'se .. guess I could muster up a few things rather.
Dr. Pepper .. found out somethin about that. I thought it could be a real guy, 'cause if it was he was a brilliant man .. but come to find out, they named the 'soda' .. after the first guy who ever tasted it. Name was Pepper. Doctor Pepper.
::blinks:: Normally .. if someone told me that I would tell them to push off, go shag a red fence. ::shrugs some:: Guess I found it .. amusing and whatnot.
::glances around, narrowing his eyes at the tv remote for a bit.. pausing.. goes back to typing:: Yes, well .. some things are evil li'l buggers if you ask me. But if the li'l things'll get free cable p-.. certain .. things .. then they're alright with me.
Some people have been .. ahem .. oh bug it, nevermind.
::rolls his eyes, popping his fingers for a second before going back to the keys:: Where the bloody hell is Jack Bauer when you need him?! ::sighs:: Prob'ly at CTU or something of the sort, damn that Palmer always trying to .. ::clears his throat:: Right then. Think I'll end this now.
Oh and .. Richard Simmons is scarier than any demon I've ever seen. ::shrugs::
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