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Monday, June 16th, 2003
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| 7:07p | All aboot me. This was off the internet where I used a "reply all" function which screwed up my words...note the ">" signs all over the place. *snicker* ~~BORING STUFF~~ >FULL NAME: Sommelier Yin! The Magnificent! (True name classified information) >NICKNAME: "Shut up" hmmmmm.....Alexe calls me Yinnefer, Sonia calls me "Yin!", Polly calls me "You", others call me...."You" or just plain "Yin", Ling Ling called me "Yinny" for a while....too bad she lives in EDmonton now so I can't slap her...."accidentally" >GENDER: It's a pity you didn't put "sex" that leaves a lot of potential..anyhoos, je suis une fille or I'm a under-fledged woman. Apparently I'm "boobless"-Kailee and Amie. >AGE: Old enough...and let's just leave it at that. Okay, I'm 15. That's a bit too old..compared to you, yes it is. >BIRTHDAY: April 14th. The day the Titanic sunk....and also the day Honest Abe kicked the bucket....'tis sad....very sad...does this mean I'm gonna' go on death row because I killed my geography teacher behind the ally in one of the lesser lit areas of Westdale and dragged his bloody carcass cross town? Shhhhhhhhhhh.......of course not. >ZODIAC SIGN: Aries, hmmmmmm.....but aren't zodiacs animals? Cause "Aries" is a Horoscope.....isn't my zodiac sign the dragon? Chinese zodiacs that is.. >COUNTRY AND CITY YOU LIVE IN NOW: Canada, Hamilton >COUNTRY AND CITY YOU WHERE BORN IN: China, Urumqi, I haf no idea if I spelt that right, then again philisophically saying how do we know my name is really "Yin" or if your name is really "Porko el Grande"? >WHERE ELSE HAVE YOU LIVED: In my mommy's womb, in Urumqi, Beijing, Swansea, Stockholm, Madison (Wisconsin)...hmmmmm......that's it. >SCHOOL: Westdale... west siiiiiiide. >YEAR LEVEL: 9 >FAMILY MEMBERS: 2 that I live with, a bit more than 2 and a bit less than 40 that I know of and are related closely by blood, i.e. aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins...I also have a bunch of people distantly related to me. I.E. I'm related to Sonia by the 52nd degree or a bit less. THen again Sonia's white and blonde (note her dumbness-just joking!), and I'm (yellow is it?) Asian and dark-haired (note my intelligence.....AHAHAHA) >SIBLINGS AGES AND NAMES: None, but I have one cousin I'm somewhat close to, his name's Cong Cong and he lives in Beijing, he's my first cousin on my mom's side, my other on my mom's side is SEATTLE JON! Oh it's funny, I'll force him to talk to me and he'll feign "business" >PETS NAMES AND KINDS: None, I'd like a kitty, but I'd probably kill it, 'tis sad, I need a low-maintenance pet that won't snuff by the time it's a day old. Perhaps a piggy? And I could give it to Sam to let go on one of those farms in Flamborough or wherever she lives...RUN BABE, RUN! yea, I'll call it Babe and say things like "That'll do pig, that'll do." it'll be GRRRRREAT! >HOBBIES: Reading, Computer, drawing comics (I'm quite goodly at it), eating.....sleeping. >HEIGHT: about 5'3 >EYE COLOUR: Dark Brown >HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown to normal brown in the summer (on the bottom) >ARE YOU RELIGIOUS: HELL no...Jesus was a Jew.....why is he associated with Christianity? So why did Hitler kill the Jews if Jesus was a "Christian" but he was also a "Jew" he was born in Bethlehem, which is like close to Jeruselem in Israel......hmmmmmm.....'tis an enigma. Stupid HItler....*wants to go dig up Hitler's grave and steal all his gold* >WHAT RELIGION: Did you not read the above note? >~~LOVE LIFE~~ >DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, GIRLFIREND OR A CRUSH: Good god no. >NAME: If I did why would I tell you? >DO THEY GO TO YOUR SCHOOL: Who? *shrug* some people never understand >ARE THEY YOUR AGE: Who? Our favourite invisible friend Rumplepuss? >IF YOU COULD DATE ANYONE IN THE WORLD, WHO WOULD IT BE: Uhhhhhh, hey Sonia, what happened to that guy from the Hat store? Anyhoos, I don't know, Polly's got Patterson and she was showing me her cousin Meghan's safety fiance a few months ago. >WHATS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT A POTENTIAL DATE: Money, naw, same interests. >WHATS A BIG TURN OFF: stupidness/drugness/preppyness >DO YOU PREFER A FLING, OR A FULL ON RELATIONSHIP: Full, only I might have a few flings in university so I can say that I was a playa' in university....but not reeeeeeally. >DID YOU HAVE A PRE-SCHOOL RELATIONSHIP, AND IF SO, WHO: pre-school? ....I was like 3 in pre-school. >DO YOU STILL TALK TO THEM: wait, preschool? I think it's been too long, there was that Chinese kid and that other.....Chinese.........kid...... >WHEN AND WHERE WAS YOUR FIRST KISS: o.O what? >ARE YOU A VIRGIN: yes'm >DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR EX'S: Ex-what? >DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE: Sure, sure. Just not with me *tear* >LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: It'd be based on looks you dumb dumb. >HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE: Platonic love maybe. There was that thing with that one Dutch kid in grade 4, then I realized he was stupid. >DO YOU PREFER BEING THE DUMPER OR THE DUMPEE: Dumper, come on, how loser is it to be the dumpee? If you're the dumper, at least you can say "Well I dumped HIM, what a LOOOOOOOOSER!" >DO YOU THINK THERE IS ONE PERSON FOR EVERYONE: No, no there isn't, proportionately, there are more males than females these days, think about it, there's a reason threesomes exist. >IF YES, DO YOU KNOW WHO YOURS IS: No. Now shaddap. >~~YOU~~ >WHAT DO YOU FEAR THE MOST IN THE WORLD: My mommy. >WHAT DO YOU REGRET THE MOST: Starting this quiz. >ARE YOU A FOLLOWER, OR SOMEONE WHO GETS FOLLOWED: I get followed. Or at least I say I get followed and pretend to be a follower too. >IF YOU COULD KILL ANYONE, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY: Mr. Crapsi. Point, clear. Stupid geography freak, I think he's gay....it's the hormones....raging hormones. *shudder* "I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, HOW CLEAR COULD I BE? I SHOULD GIVE YOU A ZERO" -Mr. Crapsi to Zareen. >IF YOU COULD DO ONE THING YOU WANTED TO WITHOUT ANY CONCEQUENCES, >WHAT WOULD IT BE: kill my geography teacher...and steal all his money, and steal Bill Gate's money...and his house, and his car.....sssss. >DO YOU WEAR GLASSES OR HAVE BRACES: I'm gonna' get braces.....but right now I'll settle with metaphorical glasses. They're a metaphor for my....uhhhhh....my compelling reasons to hide myself from the world, I need to hide behind my "glasses" >ARE YOU SPORTY: um, i like some sports. >DO YOU DRINk: No, alcohol tastes like shit, it tastes like.....it tastes like really bitter....really really really bitter robitussen or buckleys' >SMOKE: Holy crap, no! God, no! It's disgusting, Westdale is a giant ashtray *cough* my poor ailing lungs. >DO DRUGS: No, but I am on the sugar...and caffeine. *is ashamed* cuff me officer, you should cut my sugar supply off. >EVER STOLEN STUFF: Sure, mostly food from my friends. Only I call it "borrowing" >LAP DANCED: I think you have to be able to dance to do that. Either that, or look good in a thong, I'm neither of those things, *whew* thank....god. >ARE YOU A REBEL, SEMI-REBEL OR GOOD GIRL/BOY: Hmmmmmm......I think I'm....I don't know. I'm a sexy stud muffin? Or not. >DO YOU KNOW ANY FOREIGN LANGUAGES: Chinese, French, Spanish, some Swedish, I can speak Danish if I stick hot potatoes in my mouth and start speaking Swedish... >ARE YOU A KLUTZ: No, no, the correct term is gracefully inept. >BROKEN ANY BONES BEFORE: No, luckily, but I have sprained my ankles before, and I think I might get tendinitis some day, did I spell that right? Dya' know WHY I'm gonna' get tendinitis?! WHY?! Because my Totalitarian mother wants me to practice the piano for 90 minutes or more each day.....without break....only I sneak a bathroom break here and there. AAAAAAAAAAH.....my poor forearms...I'll never be the star volleyball player....I never was...*snicker* >ARE YOU LISTENING TO MUSIC RIGHT NOW, IF YES, WHAT: No....but let's pretend I'm listening to the Swan Lake Suite by Tchaikovsky.....I'm listening to the Waltz I think it's the 6th movement.....Ah....'tis lovely, not like that punk stuff kids listen to these days. >DO YOU PREFER COFFEE OR TEA: Tea.....I could go for a double latte with scads of vanilla.....and a few cups of sugar. Hmmmmm....quite so. >DO YOU DRINK EITHER: Well.....obviously, if I'd never had any, then I wouldn't have an acquired taste would I?! >DO YOU THINK THERES A DIFFERANCE BETWEEN COKE AND PEPSI: They're all corporate scams to steal your money...."Take The Pepsi Challenge" *snort* then can take that and stick it up their arse. Geez... >~~FRIENDS~~ >WHO ARE IS CLOSEST GIRL FRIEND: Sonia, Polly, Joan, Itxel, Sarah Sinha, Kailee, Sophie, Amie, uhhhhh....hmmmmmm.....people.... >WHO ARE IS CLOSEST GUY FRIEND: My cousin Seattle Jon! Or my other cousin who lives in Beijing, or perhaps.....hmmmmmm....... >WHO IS THE FUNNIEST: ME! Or....how 'bouts Polly when she's trying to be sardonic, 'tis somewhat sad because she doesn't know how, or hmmmmm.....Itxel can be mighty funny, so can Sarah....so can Sonia...*chuckle* funny monkey... >SMARTEST: ME! Actually, the smartest person I know is Seattle Jon! He went to MIT and he works for Microsoft, he does stuff with palm pilots or pocket PCs, *snicker* what a freak. (He's my cousin.) Smartest girl is....*drum roll* Polly! But she's getting really lazy these days....*smacks Polly.....metaphorical Polly that is.* My friend Katherine who lives in Sudbury's really smart too. She's doing this baccalaureate deal at her school...sounds intelligent. :D >MOST HONEST: Maya......yes Maya. >MEANEST: Maya...hehehe, uhhhh....let's see, the meanest person I know that is also my "friend" is.....Amie, or Lily.......or Lagitha.....*shakes fist* all you kids.... >LEAST TACTFUL: Sonia. *snort* Oh you're so funny. >FLIRT: Maya. "Oh Greg?! Come here Greg!"-Maya at East Side Mario's last year. >SWEETEST: Uhhhhhhh.....Hilary Allbracht maybe....I don't really know what you mean by this.... How 'bout Rachel? >TRUSTING: Sandra and Itxel. >ADVISING: Me! (If you want to hear something nice from me, you'll only hear it once, get in line sista'! THe docta's in.) If you want good advice go to Itxel or Sandra. >QUIETEST: Rachel-what a sweet natured soul. And my friend Joan who lives in Madison, WISCOWSIN! >LOUDEST: ME! Or SOnia.....or Kailee....hmmmmm..... >ONE WHO HAS EVERYTHING: No one on Earth! Maybe Daddy because he's got ME for a daughter...YAY!!!!! or not. >ONE WHO KNOWS YOU THE BEST: No one, I'm an enigma that cannot be solved. >ONE WHO HAS KNOWN YOU THE LONGEST: Maya or anyone from Class 85 last year. >BEST DRESSED: Sonia-creative wardrobe, or Polly...actually, everyone except....ME >MOST TALENTED: In what class? Everyone's talented in their own way, may it be academic, or sports.....or a unique talent involving plastic bananas....Most talented? Kailee-running/sports, and academic, Sophie-.....uhhh -hold on a sec. just joking, Sophie's good at horseback riding and academic stuff and other sport crap I can't do, Sonia-academic, art, and sports, Sandra- academic, drawing, Sam-alto sax playing and academic stuff, Me-*snort* yea right. Lily-sports, piano, academic stuff...My friend Joan's good at the clarinet and she gets freakishly good grades. My other friends are also good at academic, sports, and music stuff.. >BIGGEST REBEL: Polly Summers or Sonia Kata (Crapsi) *snort* >MOST DEPRESSED: I think it might be Joc.....or Polly (she tried to "kill" herself with a protractor or somethin') >~~FAVES~~ >SALAD: Any salad with croutons and some form of dressing, but in Montreal we got this salad with these really gross bitter leaves, it was rabbit food, the rest was good..*shudder* I never want to encounter those leaves again. >MEAT: Pepperoni.....and those little pigs in a blanket things.....with ketchup...Mmmmm.....ketchup, the condiment of life...with LYCOPENE! (Sorry Sonia, I'll try to cut back *pokes belly* yup, I need to.) >COLOUR: Green.....or blue. >KIND OF MOVIE: Comedy-Action-ROMANCE (I'm pulling yer leg now ain't I?!) >TV SHOW: Uhhhhhh.....Ren and Stimpy! Or Pepper Ann (wow, it shows the post cold war stress of middle schoolers....how......odd) I also like Will & Grace, Friends (sorta'), and uhhhhhhhh.......Clone High, and Undergrads (some shows). >MUSIC STYLE: Did you hear the part with Tchaikovsky and Swan Lake? You could put two 'n' two together....CLASSICAL.....I like CLASSICAL (Basically the Baroque-Impressionist periods...some modern music e.g. Kablevsky.) >SAYING: "Life is like a Starbucks.....there's always another one around the corner." >FRAGRENCE: Starfruit.....or that stuff Kailee had, it's this body spray from the Body Shop or somethin', they smell good. And they work on gym clothes. *smile* >Actors: Uhhhhhh.....Mike Meyers in Austin Powers 1-3, Mel Gibson in some movies, Sean Connery in some movies (like Finding Forrester *cry* that was a sad movie. I saw it in Atlanta when I was at this Black History conference), moving on....Uhhhhh.....Eddie Murphy does good cartoon voices....like Donkey in Shrek..etc. >ACTRESS: Uhhhhh......actresses these days all seem to gain the term "Slut Monkey" (at least in Hollywood)....good actresses.....let's see....hmmmmmm......nope can't think of any...unless, well, no....that was a guy. >GUYS NAME: Chadwick >GIRLS NAME: Slut >NON-ALCHOHOLIC DRINK: Anything sweet and caffeinated.....like coffee.....with a cup of sugar...and 2 cups of vanilla....in a giant vat. Mmmmmmmm.........sugaaaaaaaaar...*heart vessels collapsing....cholesterol loading.....need a triple bypass.....* Yummmmm.......or Mountain Dew. >ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink.... >PIZZA TOPPING: Pepperoni.....or Hawaiian, I had some Pepperoni and Pineapple with green peppers on a pizza once....it was surprisingly good. >SPORT: to play: badminton/tennis, to watch: olympic hockey or hockey world championships >BASKETBALL TEAM: Basket what? >TEACHER: Uhhhhhhh......Mr. Miller! Actually, how 'bouts Madame Dreossi, or Mrs. Miller....or ummmmm.....uh....what's her name? Oh yea, Mrs. Quinn. >SUBJECT: Music, French, Business, and stuff >GRADE: KINDERGARTEN! ME WANTS NAP TIME ME WANTS NAPPIE! ME WANT NAPPIE....HOW COME BIG KIDS NO GET NAPPIE?! It's injustice I tell ya'....Injustice....we need our sleep too, and where's MY milk at snack time?! Oh yea....whatever happened to snack time?! >~~CHOOSE ONE~~ > >COKE/SPRITE: Sprite >WHITE CHOCOLATE/NORMAL CHOCOLATE: Normal chocolate...with nuts....and lots and lots of sugar.....Mmmmmm.......sugar...... >FOOTBALL/BASKETBALL: Football to watch, basketball to play. >BRITNEY/CHRISTINA: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES! >BLACK/WHITE: Black, white's so passe >CHOCOLATE/VANILLA: Vanilla....pudding, chocolate food >SUMMER/WINTER: Summer, winter's too cold in Hamilton.. >DIARY/JOURNAL: What's the difference? If you're lonely and you live in an apartments filled with cats with no one to talk to except your invisible friend Rumplepuss (along with Winky, Tinky, Moomoo, Laalaa, Dixie, Mr. Fuzzypaws, along your other cats), a diary is for you! And a journal is for those losers who wanna' sound sophisticated. >COFFEE/HOT CHOCOLATE: Hot chocolate.....you missed the part about chocolate and caffeine and sugar.... >NIGHT/DAY: night >INTERNET/PHONE: Internet >WRITING/TYPING: Writing.... >COLD/HOT: HOT HOT HOT! I'M ONE HOOOOOOOOT PEPPER! "Poor Joe, he was one hot pepper!" Wow Sonia! It's from your Western from English class. >PEN/PENCIL: Pen LINED/PLAIN PAPER: Lined, I have no control over where my words go. >MARS/SNICKERS: Snickers....and MArs....Mmmmmm.......a mixture of the two....Mmmmmm........sugar...... >CURLY/STRAIGHT: Curly or straight what? Curly or straight ears? Curly or straight eyebrows? Curly or straight-heheheh, that's silly, curly eyebrows....LOL >BLONDE/BRUNETTE: I wouldn't know >BLANKET/SLEEPINGBAG: blankie! >SPORTS/GRADES: Grades first.....sports later for fun. Grades aren't supposed to be fun but it keeps you from becoming a bum living in a box in Ryerson Park or somethin'..... >SHOWER/BATH: Shower-it's faster. >BODY WASH/SOAP: Body wash but my parents don't buy body wash anymore, too much effort... >~~OTHER PEOPLE~~ >WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE DO YOU RESPECT: People with self-confidence, self-intellect, and are close to becoming the ultimum....self-actualized. >WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE ANNOY YOU: SNOTTY PEOPLE AND BITCHY PEOPLE LIKE BECKY SPLEIT....or IRINA! *shuDDER* >WHO DO YOU FOLLOW: You're just jealous cause the voices talk to me...and they ignore you..you're not good enough for the-wait *what's that? Huh? Oh, okay* Pauly says hi. >WHO FOLLOWS YOU: I don't think I'm "good enough" for that. >LIKE,BUT SECRETLY CANT STAND: What? I'm confused....That doesn't make sense. >PREFER OLDER OR YOUNGER PEOPLE: Older people, they're wise and self-actualized....young people *shudder* are SOOOOOOO INDIGENT. >PEOPLE WHO STRETCH THE TRUTH ANNOY YOU: YEA YEA YEA! LIKE BECKY.....AND IRINA! >ARE YOU POSSESSIVE OF OTHER PEOPLE: Of course......not. >U PREFER HAVING A SMALL GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO KNOW YOU REALLY REALLY >WELL, OR A LARGER GROUP WHO DON'T KNOW YOU AS WELL: Small, but a larger group gives you more people to manipulate.....depends on your thirst for power. >DO YOU MAKE FRIENDS EASILY: Ah...well I come across as mean and somewhat sardonic....but I'm a nice person once you get to know me (i.e. I stand up for my friends in front of bitchy people like.....BECKY AND IRINA!!!!!!!! *GRRRRRRRRRRRRR*) >ARE YOU INTIMIDATED BY PEOPLE: Hmmmmm.....you missed the part about me being sardonic didn't you? I do the intimidating....they do the "intimidated" >~~FUTURE~~ >WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE IN THE FUTURE: Filthy rich. Point. Blank. Uhhhhh....a Nobel Prize winning scientist-finding the cure for Parkinson's or beating that ditz Eva Vertes to the cure for Alzheimer's. Or a business woman......or a neuroscientist/neurologist/neurosurgeon. >DO WANT TO BE MARRIED: I think the question is who would want to marry me? I might....if they're entirely commited to me...*snort* who am I kidding? There's no such thing. >DO YOU WANT TO HAVE KIDS, AND IF YES, HOW MANY: Hmmmmm.....Yin as a mother.....*imagines* "SHADDAP! I'M TRYING TO WORK HERE!!!!!" *stops imagining* Hmmmm.....get back to me....in about 20 years. >WOULD YOU PREFER TO LIVE IN A HOUSE, A FLAT OR A UNIT: A loft...in Tribecca.....in Manhattan....it'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet..... >DID YOU EVER HAVE A FLAT-MATE: Nope, nope. I'd like one though, that sounds cool, "flat-mate" wow.... >DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLAGE: Yea....I'm thinking Ivy League....you know? One of those schools with a freakishly good academic record and a losing football team. >ARE YOU PROUD OF WHAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED IN LIFE SO FAR?: Get back to me in about 20 years. |
| 7:11p | More aboot me! ANGER 1. Who did you last get angry with? Sarah, little bitch, wouldn't let me go ahead of her for the zipline...JK, love ya'! JUST KIDDING! LOL (then again, it would have to be the love of the platonic sort since I'm not in...that way) 2. What is your weapon of choice? OOOOOOOH? Well, emotional abuse is always a good weapon...using gender stereotypes? "WHERE'S MAH PIE, WOMAN?!" LOL, only I'd have to kick the guy....where it HURTS for saying that. INtimidation....the LOOK o.O 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Of course.......lol, well I wouldn't smack them silly, but perhaps I'd do it...for leisure that is....MUAHAHA 4. How about of the same sex? Hey! It was NOT my fault, Polly egged me on..."I want you to hit me, as hard as you can" How was I NOT going to do it? Seriously.....I mean of course....not. 5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Person? You're funny....I don't know, Sarah was probably mad because I REFUUUUUUSED to balay her for rock climbing....then again, meh, everybody wuvs me...HAHAHAHAHAH 6. What is your pet peeve? Hypocracy sucks....it really does, but my pet peeve must beeeeeeeeee.....actually I think it might be Madison and Mrs. Morriseys' wardrobes....Morrissey's a 58 year old hag who lives in denial about her aging process, so she indulges herself in leather accessories, which makes us gag...Madison...nice person....but her wardrobe can be reaaaaaaaaaaally disturbing..like that one skirt with the slit going.....well let's just say it paid a visit to Mr. Underwear. (Ugh, she was wearing a thong one day...*shudder*) 7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? Naw, I can't stay mad for too long. Only, I did hold a pretty mean grudge against Ms. Hills for a while....that MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN MISERABLE HAG! I mean...no! SLOTH 1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a while? What's THAT supposed to mean? Why I NEVER....okay, well I haven't...let's see, I usually forget to take my cold medicine...but I took it like 15 minutes ago, I've skipped breakfast, basically for the past week, really wasn't hungry, I didn't skip it completely, but I didn't eat like I was supposed to. 2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Hmmmmm....Well when I was a baby, I'd imagine I slept 23.9 (bar) hours a day.....so I'd say...pretty darrrrrrn late. 3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? I don't know...are you here to remind me? 4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Well.....uhhhh...I don't know...all my excuses are pretty exciting/true. 5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yea..it was for these microwavable bags, where you put the food in and it comes out "golden brown"....I exercised my skepticism because yea right! We call it the OVEN...the fat guy made it look exciting...I mean, if it made him plump....think what wonders it can do for my skinny friends....e.g. Amie, Sophie...you know who the rest of you are... 6. When was the last time you got a good workout? Gym, rock climbing was great, I got up to the top of the wall I was climbing....really great, it was hard to reach all the little rocks though.... 7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? What button? .....I've got a normal alarm clock...it's white with glow-in-the-dark dots where the numbers go, and on the hands. It's pretty cool, but it's not electronic, it runs on a battery, so it does not consume energy which is not necessary...then again.....you should pull out your electronic clocks plugs when you go to bed....sleepy peopel can't tell time! GLUTTONY 1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Yuppie? I don't know....Well, I like those "milkshake" things you can get at No Frills or Fortinos...they're not really milkshakes, they're more like milk with....hold on! I hear really horrible music from Lord of the Dance.....ack, my parents are watching this weird music program with music from it...weird isn't it? 2. Meat eaters: What does that have to do with me being a glutton? 3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? A smidgen of my grandpa's wine when I was like 4, I bonked out on the couch for a few hours afterwards....I think I was the only 4-year old in the world with a hangover resulting from a smackeral of alcohol...geez...I wonder what kind of wine it was, trying to kill me...*muttering incoherently* 4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Speaking of professional diet companies, do they really work? I mean that Fergie character has been on that diet for YEARS, yet she's still as big as a house! Seriously....she's just fat....genitically..... 5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Uhhhhh.....*cry* you're just here to bring down my self-esteem, well I tell ya' mista'! I am PROUD to be me. *pats tummy...starts to jiggle uncontrollably....AH AH AH! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT.....ugh, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle* 6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Have you seen me before? Let me tell you how much I love mah food.... 7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought "Food!"? Whoa....desperation at its worst....well, if it were a very plump, juicy child, and I hadn't eaten for weeks, I guess I'd lunge at him/her. LUST 1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? So, not counting movies or family....hmmmmmm.....well I saw a naked baby on TV once...geez, they censor naked adults/kids, but little babies get no privacy! I mean, parents will change the wee babies' diapers in front of other people, while they certainly would not change themselves in public. BABIES DESERVE THEIR PRIVACY! I also saw my neighbour's baby naked, why do babies like to run around naked anyways? Or crawl that is.....oh wow, Mr. Bean's on....it must be the cartoon....lemme take a wee break..... 2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family): None, and let's just leave it at that. (Unless it was when I was a baby...I tell ya', babies get NO privacy...) 3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? No, you perverted little child, why would you ask such a thing? 4. Have you "done it"? No, you perverted little child, why would you ask such a thing? 5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Huh? 6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Propositioned? Interesting choice of words, however, no, I have never even seen a prostitute in real life....unless Mrs. Morrissey's a prostitute *shudder* 7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? No, have you? GREED 1. How many credit cards do you own? None, my parents support me in every way, emotionally....physically.....financiall 2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Did that sound as bad for you as it did for me? Guilty pleasure store....guilty pleasure as in Laura Secord, the chocolate store, or as in dirty lingerie? I'm confused....I'm not a guy, I think it applies to them more. 3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? I'd put $100,000 of it into my education fund, give most of it to my parents......let's just say it's my guilty conscience....buy myself a grand piano which I shall name Frederic, and put the rest of it in the bank. 4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich, fame is over-rated, you can be rich and unhappy....but being famous and unhappy, everyone knows it.....then again, I'd like to be famous, I mean, if I were famous, I'd probably be rich too, so I get the best of both worlds.....but if I were to smack someone silly, everyone'd know... 5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? Of course, a job isn't boring unless you let it be. 6. Have you ever stolen anything? Hmmmmm....do I get my Miranda rights? (Or whatever those rights are).....nah, I've never stolen anything, I've only "borrowed"....LOL 7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Ugh, I can never keep up with the modern contraptions you kids use these days. PRIDE 1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of? Well, I won 5 medals at a music festival once....I was proud of myself for that. I quit the piano for a year when I was 10, so I was proud for continuing my studies as I am now proficient in most aspects... 2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Well, I learned to tie my shoelaces....lol, hmmmmm.....well I'd like to think that they're pleased about most of the stuff I do. 3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? The things capable of being accomplished in life are too great to be deemed in singularity. 4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? I think anyone would be. 5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Well, how else am I gonna' win? =P JK! 6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Who hasn't? If you say you haven't, I'd seriously have to smack you silly, because no one's perfect. 7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Well, I was one of the only ones Mr. Crapsi wasn't pissed at today, I brought my work in, only he got "worried" because Zareen was looking at my essay but he thought she was copying it, so he was all "I don't want Yin to get in trouble" so he yelled at her.... ENVY 1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Let's see......a 6 figure education fund. 2. Would you want to go on "Trading Spaces"? Too much work for 2 days...I would if the work done in those days was stretched out into about.....2 decades. 3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Bill Gates, Billy is well-liked, rich, family person, with his money I could buy myself a condo in Liechtenstein....aaaaaaaaaaw, Liechtenstein....don't cry for me argentinaaaaaaaa....heheh, I'm bored.....actually he's pretty ugly....so let's see, Nicole Kidman's face with Bill Gate's money. 4. Have you ever been cheated on? Of course I have, people violate me all the time....... 5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Well, I don't really like my....naw, not really.... 6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Hmmmmm.....let's see, how about....trait? Well I'd like to improve my social skills....I've been pretty sheltered. 7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey? Who came up with this test? They have a reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally pathetic life, they really should join a club....get a hobby...whoa! Mr. Bean's on...Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat da da da da daaaaaaaaa, oh I used to love Postman Pat.... 8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Huh? Well....let's see, gluttony is nice, it's universal =D Current Mood:  angryCurrent Music: The Theme Song from JAWS |
| 7:13p | Test for Nationality 88 Ways to Know If You're Chinese 1. You look like you are 18. 2. You like to eat chicken feet. 3. You suck on fish heads and fish fins. 4. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 5. You sing karaoke. 6. Your house is covered with tile. 7. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease. 8. Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 9. You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 10. You've never kissed your mom or dad. 11. You've never hugged your mom or dad. 12. Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. 13. You wear contacts, to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses" 14. You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 15. Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 16. You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 17. You love to use coupons. 18. You drive around looking for the cheapest gasoline. 19. You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 20. You take showers at night. 21. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 22. You don't mind squeezing 20 people into one motel room. 23. Most girls have more body hair than you, if you are male. 24. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 25. You say "Aiya!" and "Wah!" frequently. 26. You don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable. 27. You love Las Vegas, slot machines, and blackjack. 28. You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully, so you can reuse the paper. 29. You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off. 30. You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table. 31. You spit bones and other food scraps on the table. That's why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 32. You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 33. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 34. You have never used your dishwasher. 35. You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. 36. You eat all meals in the kitchen. 37. You save grocery bags, tin foil, and tin containers. 38. You have a piano in your living room. 39. You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth). 40. You twirl your pen around your fingers. 41. You hate to waste food. 42. You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing. 43. You don't own any real Tupperware - only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs, takeout containers, and jam jars. 44. You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 45. You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. 46. You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes). These snacks are always dried and include dried plums, mango, ginger and squid. 47. You wash your rice at least 2-3 times before cooking it. 48. Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 49. The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys. 50. You don't use measuring cups. 51. You beat eggs with chopsticks. 52. You have a teacup with a cover on it. 53. You always look phone numbers up in the! phone book, since calling information costs 50 cents. 54. You only make long distance calls after 11pm. 55. If you are male, you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle while placing a hand over your mouth. 56. You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 57. You love Chinese Martial Arts films. 58. You've learned some form of martial arts. 59. Shaolin actually means something to you. 60. You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. 61. You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. 62. You never call your parents just to say hi. 63. If you don't live at home, when your parents call, they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight. 64. When you're sick, your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to "yeet hay." 65. You know what "yeet hay" is. 66. You e-mail your Chinese friends at work, even though you're only 10 feet apart. 67. You use a face cloth. 68. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places. 69. You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. 70. You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again. 71. You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 72. Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. 73. You know what moon cakes are. 74. When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out. 75. Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. 76. You iron your own shirts. 77. You play a musical instrument. 78. Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. 79. You've eaten a red bean popsicle. 80. You bring oranges (or other produce) with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. 81. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. 82. You majored in something practical like engineering, medicine or law. 83. You live with your parents and you are 30 years old (and they prefer it that way). Or if you're married and 30 years old, you live in the apartment next door to your parents, or at least in the same neighborhood. 84. You don't tip more than 10% at a restaurant, and if you do, you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more. 85. You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. 86. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don't eat the last piece of food on the table. 87. You know why there are 88 reasons. 88. You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends. Current Mood:  bitchyCurrent Music: "I'm a Little Teapot" |
| 7:15p | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE Mr. Crapsi. We were in Geography, Alexe didn't get the marks she should've gotten so she asked me to go up with her to ask Mr. Crapsi why she didn't get the marks. So I said something, and he was all "You are intelligent...but you are not smart!" I wanted to SMACK him! THE BUM! What's WRONG with him?! SMART and INTELLIGENT ARE SYNONYMS!!!!!!!!!! I am SOOOOOOOOOOO ANGRY....actually to tell you the truth, I was quite amused...It's the hierarchy of adult and kid. Why can adults criticize kids but kids can't criticize adults? And why is it that when we grow.... we become one of them? We do not fix the hierarchy, we do not make it more fair for us young people? I think I shall attempt to do so....seriously? That's harsh. Very harsh....I'd like to smack him right now. Current Mood: aggravatedCurrent Music: Homicidal Music |
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