Sirius Black's Blurty

Remus Lupin
Is here.

Remus Lupin is in the Gatehouse.

Remus Lupin the Werewolf, is in Severus Snape's Gatehouse.

Remus Lupin, the Werewolf, my EX-lover is in the Gatehouse owned by Severus Snape, my current lover.

Remus Lupin my Ex-Lover is in the Gatehouse owned by Severus Snape, my current lover, the man that OWNS me.

Just making sure I have this all straight in my head BEFORE Severus gets home, and I try to pass this off to him as something he will be HAPPY about. I've finished supper, and am working on my second bottle of wine.

That should just about do it.

Right.

What the Hell was I thinking??? Severus LOATHES Remus, Werewolves and any combination there of.

He is going to flay me alive. Cheers!

Current Mood: distressed