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umm. I can't be bothered to make another "I'm leaving" picture so the one I used when leaving my xanga shall have to suffice. (With a few minor alterations ofcourse)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/obelia/ <- remember it you nincompoops!
My dreams blurty is still here though ♥
(I cant get over my newfound ♥ing ability)
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[19 Jan 2004|06:15pm] |
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I just found out how to make love hearts!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I ♥ carousels
Wednesday is chinese new year. I'm going to grandma's house for dinner.
Maybe I should wear my red riding hood...... teehee
Sunday is dad's club's New Years dinner.
And MONDAY is Sam (from the musicman)'s picnic. I'm not sure if it's a musicman staff picnic. or a..what.. oooh. Now I'm getting scared.
have some more symbols. Just becuase I can
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| Jazz In The Domain |
[19 Jan 2004|12:34am] |
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I was trying to make farting noises using my lips and a bottle.. only I frightened kat who thought I was a steam roller engine or..something...
ah ha ha!
Real mature olivia.
YESTERDAY I went to Jazz in the Domain and it was quite funtesticles.
The people who went were... Iv.... and... Moi.
Arseholic friends were all either too busy/had different plans e.g. clubbing or the Latino festival or dinner with the family or they were in Melbourne. (ooo hyeah.. MELBOURNE? what sort of excuse is THAT!?!?!?... )
We had proposed to meet up at 11:30.
But I changed it to 1:00
then 1:30
and then I was late by 20 minutes.
hmm.
We got off at town hall to stock up on food stuffs (which we never ended up eating)
THEN decided to make a dash for the Museum of Contemporary Art where a real life "walking with dinosaurs" type live installment//thing... was happening. RUSH RUSH RUSH (okay we walked but still!) Got there. Asked the cloak room people where it was, and realised we were at the wrong museum.
doh.
So we had maccas for lunch.
I NEVER KNEW THEY HAD SWEET CHILLI SAUCE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
And I fed the pigeons some of my bun - no chips and oily stuff for them. tsk tsk.
There was a footless seagull. and a baby/kid seagull, and a totally arrogant sonofabitch bully seagull. I fed them all but the bully. He liked to head but/body bash the other birds to get the food. what an ass hole.
Played a game of snakes and ladders - I'd brought along my a3 sketch pad so we drew up a lot of number in random places on the sheet.
THEN we placed snakes on (of the edible type) and straws.
If we landed on a snake tail. we had to go to its head. Eat the snake. and put another one down, anywhere we wanted.
if we landed on the straw and the straw went to a lower number we had to skull some undiluted lime cordial.
I made the mistake of SIPPING the cordial first time round. SICKLY sweet and absolutely horrid. euuuurrrrggggh.
and then we got to place another straw on the board. heehee.
I landed on the square 49 straw that put me back to square one. sulkily skulled teh cordial. then deviously placed the straw back on the 49-to-one spot.
Then I landed on the 49 square again. DOH.
Still. I put the straw on the 49 to one square position.. again. HAHA!
We also played Spit. That's when you stand 30cms away from your opponent, dredge up huge gobs of saliva and project them at each other.
gross huh?
I thought so too.
So we played another version of "Spit" only with cards and minus the saliva and spitting at each other.. hehe.
And another game with cards where we had to flip them in a funny way.. and if you lost game without scoring once, you had to drink cordial.
I HAD A GREEN(cordial coloured) TONGUE> haha
I'm such a loser.
WHO"S IDEA WAS IT TO DRINK CORDIAL?
mine.
WHO TOTALLY SUCKED AT CARDS/SEEMED TO LAND ON ALL THE STRAWS?
yours truly.... mais oui
argh!
People came round trying to sell raffle tickets to fund next years' Jazz... We shelled out 2.50 each and shared a ticket. Such cheapos.. heehee.
The guy read out the prizes before we bought the ticket so it wouldnt seem so forced (we knew he or his fellow sellers would pester us until we bought one) one of which was a trip for two to mexico or someplace. He could see us two going there. "how romantic".
COUGH.
Iv and I were both understandably aghast. And I was tempted to say that we were actually siblings. And that Iv was incabable of flying becuase he had a horrid disease and could die at any moment., and he wanted to die in his homeland - australia...
But we just stared at him instead. And He ooked back at us and said "oh.. you guys... arent a couple are you(se?)
"...no"
".... err sorry.. ehehehe"
stupid people should NEVER make assumptions. It's just gross
The other day, whilst shopping at DFO with the cousins aaron, raymond, edwin and kat the sister. We walked into a shop and the sales guy thought aaron and I were a couple - EWWWWWWWW
incest?
super yicky.
Then he blabbered on about me being pretty and stuff so he "understandably" mistook me to be the gf.. and asked if I was single. I told him I was then quickly turned away incase he asked any more awkward questions.
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- The had Turkish Gozleme for sale - MMMMMMMM
- Kat realised we still had two cans of Schweppes Viage in our... room under the stairs. mmmmmm
- Painted my nails baby pink. woah. It's like, flueroish because my skin is dark.
- Sang along to Britney Speare's Albumn. HA!
- It's 12:34 already
- I'm going upstairs to knit my scarf. pretty pretty pretty
- Going to spotlight tomorrow to buy material. They have a super sale. woo hoo!
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[16 Jan 2004|11:03pm] |
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I must admit, I am trying to move over to livejournal this is, ofcourse, proving rather superbly difficult becuase their layouts look utterly crapatoidal and I have yet to go through all those help files to make my entry font a little smaller...slimmer.... you know ?
right now it's like a fat lump of gloop.
sucks eh?
why the hell am I moving anyway? isn't blurty good enough for me anymore>?
alas. NO.
so many communities on live journal devoted to clothing and... umm.. more clothing! (dribble dribble(
But I refuse to move til I get my layout semi-right.
damnit!
p.s. I have a web cam!
And yesterday I bought some wrigleys "Big Red" Cinnamon flavoured chewing gum.
Funky cool that it's in "sticks" .
Not so funky cool for my taste buds though. "ZIS IS SUM FOUL SHIT MOFO!"
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| hunter valley + port stephens |
[11 Jan 2004|05:03pm] |
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I was terribly burnt at the trip.
And I am SO TOTALLY SICK OF DAD'S FRIENDS; they are annoying old asian fogies in the worst possible manner....
Except for Richard the Tax Guy who is a funny biatch.
The tour man was a conceited looking dick.
"these tickets show you what you ordered... "t" if you ordered beef... "bla" if you ordered chicken... What does YOURS say?"
"...lamb.... we ordered lamb."
"No. Beef!!!!!!"
"NO. Lamb!" *shows the guy our tickets with "lamb" written on it
"No! what does it say? BEEF!"
"NO (YOU FUCKING DICKHEAD SHIT FACE.) LAMB! WE ORDERED (LAMB AND THE TICKET SAYS) LAMB!"
"... Oh . you guys ordered LAMB!" <-- said in an "all knowing" "informative" tone...
jeeeeeeeeeese.
- There was a buffet restaurant we went to in port stephens - The silver Dolphin? $20 and it was most definately worth it. The seafood and food in general were fantaaaasttic
- Went on a dolphin watch.
Asian tourists (on sight of a dolphin): OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! AAAAAAAAAAH!!! EEEEEEEEEEEH!!!
repeat 38302753849538754835 times.
like dudes. get OVER it! Dolhins! okay! you've seen them once! you've seen them twice! You've been ogling at them for the past HOUR. aren't you guys getting BORED of tipping the cruiser onto its side as you clamour over each other to count them?
tourist 1: " THERES ONE! THERES TWO! TWO ! TWO!!!!!!!!! THERES THREE! THRERES FOUR! SEE? SEE? ONE TWO THREE FOUR!!"
tourist 2: " THERES TWO! THERES THREE! LOOK! AAAAAAAAH! THERES MORE! THERES MORE! FOUR! FIVE! AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!!!"
tourist 3: "aaaaah!! WOOOOOOO!!!!...AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! LOOK! THERES 4! AAAAAAAAAH!! WOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
- The hotel we stayed at purportedly had a pool. Got changed into my swimmers and padded down to check it out...
the "pool" is outdoors.
the "pool" is 2metres wide
the "pool" is 1.2 metres deep
the "pool" is 10/12 metres long
the "pool" lies next to a marquee dining tent (left side) and several outdoor cafe tables (on the right)
AND
The outdoor cafe tables have outdoor cafe chairs upon which are seated several booze-drinking lads. Seat in such a manner as to perve upon people swimming in the pool
Bored witless and forbidden to go to maccas which was across the road (in case we were mugged/run over/it was 12 something already/ I was totally stuffed fromthe buffet still) we turned to the tv (which could only recieve a rather speckly ABC) and the radio (christian radio or a horrible 2WS/106.5 crossbred local station) and then coffee. Only we had to ring room service fror fresh milk and cream. And the bastards never picked up.
aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gave up on ringing the "midnight emals" number becuase it probably woouldnt be serviced either...
I complained in the "fill this in please" service/hotel satisfaction sheet the next day before we left. hmph.
- We went to some sand dunes to "snowsand-board"/slide down them.
Walked off the four-wheel-drive coach that had taken us there. Battled to get to the foot of the "hill" thing.
Bashed into the sister. Both of us blinded by sand in our eyes. Sand up our noses.. Sand in our mouthes. Sand in our everywheres. Histerically screamed at each other to get back to the coach before we were buried alive. FUN.
- Then were driven to a beach. Imagine - A whole hoard of asians clambering out of a coach. Running to the beach. Crouching then digging like dogs. Some unearth pipis and show their neighboring digger mates. The nieghboring digger mates in turn wildly wave their own pipis in the other persons' face. All parties then fling said pipis back into the waves. They then dig some more. Occassionaly, a wave comes up to them and, shreiking, they scuttle away from the water like crabs. As the tide recedes, they scuttle back to continue their "work"
- Also imagine walkng through a huge ass park with absolutely no shelter in excrutiating heat. Imagine Olivia turning into a burnt piece of toast.
- Stole some hot chocolate mixtures, several "herbal infusion" teabags and some jams and spreads and sugars from the hotle breakfast thing. mua hua hua. Wanted to take their mini boxes of cereal too, but hadn't brought my bag/nothing to carry them with. Also stole their door hanger and the bath cap, soap, toiletries bag, letter pads and pen. HA! SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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| The dog's "step-mom" and My life-saving stint |
[03 Jan 2004|12:49am] |
Took the dog to his "step mother"'s place to live since we're going off to hunter valley for a (rather dismal) 2 days
TWO DAYS. What are we going to be doing?
home. vroom vrrom. unpack. shower. eat dinner. sleep. eat breakfast. repack. walk out the door. eat lunch. walk back in. vroom vroom. home
that's what!
ah well. Fresh air will do me good. ha!
list of stuff to pack:
-toiletries (contact stuff, toothbrush, toothpaste, towels, stuff)
- My black pants and a skirt (and I'll wear the green pants). note to self: buy more comfortable pants and you won't be limited to black and green..., 3 tops
- Joggers and thongs
- Pad and PEN to write stuff/stay sane
- PADS and tampons (AH HA)
- Swimmers
- Books to read on bus
- camera
- mobile + recharger
I'd include "midnight snacks" to the list. But the house doesn't have anything...
shucks
oh. and lip balm. very important!
I wish I had a disc man... :(
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There was a fire at the end of the street - some idiotinis had stolen a car and set it alight and every now and then it went "BOONG" AND "BAAANG" and "BOOSH!"
Now I have this fabulous idea of going up to it with a fry pan and cooking eggs on the flames.. or toasting marshmallows!!!!!
But the fireman have come and gone. I shall survey the wreckage in the morning.
I hope our park wasn't burnt... or the trees and shrubs and stuff. and the kangaroos and kookaburras and dingoes and wombats and dragons and elves and pumpkins...
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I was eating at a place and drinking stuff (I love being specific) when I noticed a tiny spider swimming in my tea. It was iced/cold so the spider was still alive/unscaled but it was probably drowning. I don't think spiders are entitled to thr free swimming lessons we aussie human children get...
So I mentally donned my lifesavers cap, smeared some fleuro yellow zinc over my lips and dove my straw in to the swirling water. Carefully, I lifted the spider up. It did not move. It just slumped over my straw in a semi unconscious state.
I delicately placed him onto the edge of my plate and attempted to give it mouth to mouth. Not knowing where it's mouth was, I decided it was better to give it a gentle blow.
After a few minutes, the spider gained consciousness and wriggled it's toes. A few minutes more and it was slowly clambering to it's feet.
Unsteadily. It made it's way to the plate's outermost edge and promptly fell off.
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moral of the story:
don't drink and drive.
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Swim between the yellow flags.
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look at your water before you drink.
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| A lesson in geography |
[30 Dec 2003|10:44pm] |
things I learnt today (being the thurough bred patriotic australian that i am...)
1. CANBERRA the capitol of Australia is part opf the ACT
2. VICTORIA is below NSW
3. NSW (New South Wales) is NOT on the south... It is on the East.. and it was named after "south Wales" ... which i think is absolutely stupid
4. PERTH is between NSW and Victoria. and is not on the other siode of australia eg PERTH
5. Papua New Guinea & New Zealand are sooo not the same island...
6. And New Zealand isn't the island ontop of australia - that's Papua New Guinea...
7. New Zealand is to the EAST of Australia... and there is nothing called "Zea" nor is there a "Zealand" so i dont know why they put in the "New" .. And New Zealand was called "Staten land" which reminds me of (the non existant) "Satan land". But it got cahanged for some weirdo reason.
9. New York and New Hamshire were named after York and Hampshire.. they are NOT the same thing....
SO.... If the guy who found America thought he was in India (thus "american indians/cowboys and indians") .. when he realised it wasnt india.... why didnt he call the place "New India" ?
Imagine that... "The united States of New India"
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCH
I just bent down to turn on the printer and BASHED my head into the rather sharp corner of a chair.
doh. I fell like a dumbo the elephant.
But anyway.
Kat came back from Taiwan! she got me a wallet. It's good and non bulky so all my money and stuff have migrated over to it.
I also have some nice yellow shoes.. and 4 pairs of fake lashes!!!!!
Now to figure out how to apply them.. hmm hmm mm...
I say once again:
my head. throbbing.
oooouuuuuuucccch
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| world idol |
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VERY VERY IMPORTANT:
ALL YOU NON-AUSTRALIAN-ERS?
VOTE FOR GUY ; THE AUSTRALIAN IDOL!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa
I suck.
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| I'm a tropical flower of evil? |
[25 Dec 2003|06:26pm] |
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| I am the Dandy Most of us feel trapped within the limited roles that the world expects us to play. We are instantly attracted to those who are more fluid that we are - those who create their own persona. Dandies excite us because they cannot be categorized, and hint at a freedom we want for ourselves. They play with masculinity and femininity; they fashion their own physical image, which is always startling. Use the power of the Dandy to create an ambiguous, alluring presence that stirs repressed desires. Symbol: The Orchid. Its shape and colour oddly suggest both sexes, its odour is sweet and decadent - it is a tropical flower of evil. Delicate and highly cultivated, it is prized for its rarity; it is unlike any other flower. |
What Type of Seducer are You?
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