Melzilla

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9th February 2004

9:59pm: Went to school with CALAMINE LOTION all over my legs. Everyone that saw it went "What happened?"

Idiots. Never seen calamine lotion before? I guess this means I'm the only moron who got bitten so badly, on the upside I heard that Sharyl's sis got bitten by sand flies too! Another person suffering with me (:

I'm so mean.

Studying for Home Ec. is the most stupidest thing I've even heard of.

Got this from the textbook:
1-A textile is any product that is made from fabric
2-Fabrics can be made from natural or man-made sources
3-Natural fabrics are made from plant and animal fibres
4-Man-made fabrics are made from chemicals
5-Natural and man-made fabrices have many different purposes.

My response:
1-No a textile is made from chicken legs and boiled together with red dates
2-Fabrics are made from the skin of murdered children's backsides
3-Natural fabrics are made from insect's feelers
4-Man-made fabrics are made from urine and sodium hydroxide chemically combined together
5-Natural and man-made fabrics are for only one purpose = eating!

Studying for Home Ec. sucks. Doing Home Ec without the theory and all is fun (:

Do guys have to take Home Ec?

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