:
Good morning/afternoon/evening students.
Today we shall examine the ACSI baboon mind.
The ACSI baboon mind is highly intelligent and smarter than most other baboons, but in an experiment when put together with girls, they turn into cheering "Woo hoo!" and whistling morons.
What could have brought upon this fantastic change in temperament?
Is it because they have never encountered girls on the whole before?
No, can't be. Reason? Walk down Orchard Road on any given day and there are guys there behaving normally, but you can argue that those guys there might be of another school's. Fair enough.
So why not in a church setting? I go to church and have Sunday school with this moron, this OTHER moron and this REALLY REALLY tall moron. They don't behave like what I observed on Thursday.
Is it a herd instinct? Maybe. One asshole starts it then all the others just follow suit. But because of the "smartness" they already have, that is required to enter the school, their brains should know better than to start cheering like cavemen from eons ago.
Is it because the girls are extraordinarily pretty? Ahahaha, somebody shoot me. Forget that.
Or is it because guys on the whole are really baboons, and the baboon-like behavior comes out once in a while? Yeah. I think so.
Thank you those more evolved baboons who I could hear saying "Shut up!" from upstairs to your wee little monkey mates.
To any ACSI guy reading this: No offence if you weren't cheering.
To any ACSI guy that is reading this AND WAS CHEERING: Stop it you friggin' baboon.
And to any ACSI guy that was not only NOT cheering but also asking your friends to shut up: Steal your friend's books and whack them till they lose consciousness instead. Works better.
tagboard
Today we shall examine the ACSI baboon mind.
The ACSI baboon mind is highly intelligent and smarter than most other baboons, but in an experiment when put together with girls, they turn into cheering "Woo hoo!" and whistling morons.
What could have brought upon this fantastic change in temperament?
Is it because they have never encountered girls on the whole before?
No, can't be. Reason? Walk down Orchard Road on any given day and there are guys there behaving normally, but you can argue that those guys there might be of another school's. Fair enough.
So why not in a church setting? I go to church and have Sunday school with this moron, this OTHER moron and this REALLY REALLY tall moron. They don't behave like what I observed on Thursday.
Is it a herd instinct? Maybe. One asshole starts it then all the others just follow suit. But because of the "smartness" they already have, that is required to enter the school, their brains should know better than to start cheering like cavemen from eons ago.
Is it because the girls are extraordinarily pretty? Ahahaha, somebody shoot me. Forget that.
Or is it because guys on the whole are really baboons, and the baboon-like behavior comes out once in a while? Yeah. I think so.
Thank you those more evolved baboons who I could hear saying "Shut up!" from upstairs to your wee little monkey mates.
To any ACSI guy reading this: No offence if you weren't cheering.
To any ACSI guy that is reading this AND WAS CHEERING: Stop it you friggin' baboon.
And to any ACSI guy that was not only NOT cheering but also asking your friends to shut up: Steal your friend's books and whack them till they lose consciousness instead. Works better.
tagboard
Current Music: Take a look around || Limp Bizkit