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Monday, July 12th, 2004
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8:45 pm
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It's been almost one week and I've only gotten two replies. It seems the only thing alive is the tagboard so no point keeping a blog at all. This will be my last post.
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| Tuesday, July 6th, 2004
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7:51 pm
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It occured to me that it seems hardly anyone comes here at all. If you do come here, leave a post for me within one week of this posting and I shall decide whether I shall close this down or not.
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| Friday, July 2nd, 2004
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9:46 pm
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This morning was so erm... exciting? More like scary actually...
It was raining heavily when I woke up with lightning and thunder. After I came out of the shower, I put on my underwear and was brushing my teeth when I heard something like water dropping from the shower. After I finished brushing my teeth and stepped back, it happened again. Except this time it was a shower of blue sparks that looked a like electricity.
I think that was the fastest time anyone can ever hope to achieve when putting on their MGS uniform.
When I got to school it was around 6:23AM and no one was around except this girl sleeping in the canteen and when I reached the stairs it was all dark. Scary. "Muahahaha, any chee ko pek come by and he gets hit with my umbrella!" *waves umbrella around*. Yeah right.
Put I held on to the umbrella anyways and kept on looking behind me making sure there wasn't anyone.
After I threw my handphone into the locker (so that's how I spoiled the speaker!), I was walking outside 2H when I heard footsteps. I turned. No one. I craned my neck to see the locker air. It was some guy. Oh my God!!! There's a man!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! and I ran like hell back to class and kept on keeping the umbrella nearby till Faith came to class.
"Only guys have bladders." - Choy Yoke
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| Wednesday, June 30th, 2004
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5:22 pm
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My house got hit by the blackout last night.
I was walking up the stairs and suddenly the lights went out. I screamed becuase I was so scared! Wa lao.
Then I had to bath with only a torchlight! It was so surreal.
Gah, I should really go do that retarded crime prevention thing now.
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| Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
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9:48 pm
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Screw it. Anally-retentive can start screaming for all I care.
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2:51 pm
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I've decided to not to the wanted poster on George Bush. What if the anally-retentive Mrs Soo calls the American embassy? Then I'm well and truly f**ked.
Gah.
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| Monday, June 28th, 2004
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8:14 pm
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| How to make a Melodie Wong |
Ingredients:
1 part anger
3 parts crazyiness
1 part joy |
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion |
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| Saturday, June 26th, 2004
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9:29 pm
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I've gone for one week and I'm tired, so i'll write about the trip later.
So anyays, I come back home and what do I find?
1. My air-con's been possesed and think it's a friggn' tap
2. My underwear drawer is stuck and I can't get anything out
3. 3 little platic bags of clothes are sitting on the floor of my room, and I can't firgure out why
bleh.
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| Friday, June 18th, 2004
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10:32 pm
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I'm leaving tomorrow for Phucket!
And um 'piong' whoever you are. Your link crashed my browser. Thanks a lot man.
Go check out http://quizilla.com/rating.html. Pure madness! What the heck happened?
They should really have more than 2 pedestrian crossings for sixth ave. I almost got run down today by some impatient asshole when I was crossing the road! Grrrrrr.
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10:32 pm
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I'm leaving tomorrow for Phucket!
And um 'piong' whoever you are. Your link crashed my browser. Thanks a lot man.
Go check out http://quizilla.com/rating.html. Pure madness! What the heck happened?
They should really have more than 2 pedestrian crossings for sixth ave. I almost got run down today by some impatient asshole when I was crossing the road! Grrrrrr.
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| Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
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9:19 pm
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8:09 pm
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My grandfather's stockbroker just passed away. I always remember the bald, dark-skinned man who would try ringing our doorbell a billion times before he realized it didn't work, and repeated the same exercise everytime he came.
He was a nice guy. Never married.
Sigh. Life's so darn short.
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12:43 am
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Man. I can hear my brother crying upstairs. What's up with HIM?
I washed the bathroom for the first time! Yay! I used up half the bottle of toilet cleaner though... No wonder the sopa was so hard to get rid off! It was like a mini-skating ring in there becuase it was so %$&!@ slippery.
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| Monday, June 14th, 2004
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9:26 pm
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Went to Steph's house today to do the science project and took bus there. When I was at the bus stop I was all alone and just waiting.
So I got bored. I was looking at my toes when suddenly I looked up and there was 77! I quickly ran to flag it down the whole bus practically jam braked and I ran to it with a sheepish smile and muttered sorry. Everybody must have been thinking "Idiot. Pay attention next time!". How embarrassing!!!
Then after that I alighted at the MGS bus stop and walked across the overhead bridge to Mobil when suddenly I slipped while walking down and an old lady reached out to prevent me from falling. Not again!!!
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| Sunday, June 13th, 2004
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5:50 pm
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I'm getting pissed of at the net, it keeps on giving me crap and more crap. Yes, I know that insects have 3 bits to them, like that's going to bloody help me. Anyone who knows what's the missing group please sms me!
Invertebrates:
- Crustaceans
- Arthropods
- ?
Last night I almost died of shock when I walked past my old container of beanie baby, sitting on it, smiling evilly at me was that scary doll! I wanted to scream, but it was around 12 midnight -.-
I dumped it on my parents bed and ran off.
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| Friday, June 11th, 2004
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11:24 am
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F**king name stays [Streats, June 11th, page 10]
Residents of a little Austrian village almost changed it's name after having it's roadsigns pilfered frequently, Lianhe Wanbao reported yesterday.
The vilage is called F**king.
It was named after a gentleman who's surname was F**k who lived there 100 years ago with his family.
The "ing" suffix means "village".
The villagers were not aware of it's English connotation until WWII when the allied forces pointed fingers and guffawed whenever they passed its road sign.
According to a village spokesman after much debate recently, the name was kept.
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| Thursday, June 10th, 2004
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7:43 pm
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I looked in the mirror today and instead of seing my usual self, I saw a black face staring back at me. Waaaaaaah I'm all tanned on my face and neck and I have itchy red spots all over my arms and legs.
How was I to know that I got all tanned? Guess the scratching really must have taken up all my time for me to not notice that my face is a BLACK. Grrrrrr.
Guide camp was fun. But I kept on getting sick. I think this must be the 4th or 5th time I've visited the doctor this year.
This is what I remember:
I had a migrane and felt like throwing up when everyone left for the night hike and I remained behind.
The next day I woke up itchy all over my legs and hands.
We sang san zhi lao hu while Chessa, April and Suriya danced.
Nicole Ong was my mortal.
Zhuan Yi was my angel.
I discovered a wasp like thing on my towel when I went to get it.
When I was drying off in the shower I discovered a baby cockroach on the towel. I screamed making Grace and Yinling go "what?"
Sawed the pole for practicing sawing on in half with some of the other girls. Eventually we stood on the pole after sawing it about halfway and it broke.
Actually managing to chop something after the disasterous last time.
Trying to avoid hitting Suriya in the middle of the night becuase she was curled up like a ball.
Not being able to see my food on the second night's dinner becuase it was too dark.
Winning the race with group 4 while all tied up together.
Watching Jack and Marina dump a pail of water on Denise.
Accidently hitting Angelina on the head with a water bomb and watching her get soaked.
Washing my hair in a basin while I was waiting for the shower to be available.
Being covered up from head to toe on the second night and covering my hands with socks so I wouldn't scratch myslef at night.
Waking up at 6 am and packing to leave early while the rest were sleeping.
Hitching a ride from Mrs and Mr Lim at 6:30AM becuase I was told that if I stayed to strike tents my condition would have gotten worse.
Drinking orange juice with Mrs Lim on the steps of school and hiding the cups whenever someone came along.
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| Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
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9:29 pm
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Just came back from watching the day after tomorrow and shrek 2. Thank goodness we didn't watch that retarded movie confessions of a teenage drama queen. I think I would have gone to sleep -.-
The day after tomorrow was good! It was scary too though. Better being scared by world devastation than a bunch of retarded zombies running around.
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| Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
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11:49 am
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My grandmother came back and brought me a doll, and man, that is one heck of a creepy doll. On Monday I put it on a shelf and today I found it under the sofa, unless it's possessed, my common sense tells me that my brother must have taken it and kicked it around. However my imagination tells me something more along the lines of chucky and that the doll is going to murder me in my sleep if I bring it up to my room.
I trust my imagination more. Better safe than sorry right?
Went to the ACSI gangshow last night, quite good actually.
- Took taxi there with Petrina because we were late
- Called sweet sweet because I brought ricola strawberry sweets
- Having to sign for the entire MGS because Yihui and Yin Hui ran away and we were late as well. Ended up scribbling a miserable 'MGS' in some light blue marker and running away.
- Getting Yin Hui to go up for the 'Scout Idol' when the emcee kept on saying 'Ming Huei'
- Watching Jacqueline cower when she saw her brother dancing on stage
- Laughing when it was discovered that 'Paula Abdul' was Charissa's brother
- Being noisy during the intermission and quiet during the show
And that was it. Not exactly memorable but good all the same.
After that I went to Ghim Moh's macdonalds for supper and when I sat down with my brother (he was moaning as usual) there was this old woman in a grey t-shirt sitting at the table next to ours and she kept on staring. I wanted to march over and tell her off but then I remembered I was still in guide u. with the company tags and all so I just sat down and hushed Ryan.
But she just kept on staring and staring, even when my mum brought Ryan to wash his hands. When we had left macdonald's I saw her blatently crane out her neck to look at me. Mad woman go back to woodbridge please! If I was a gangster I would have beat her up long ago.
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| Monday, May 31st, 2004
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2:43 pm
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Picked up my grandparents from the airport last night/this morning and the moment they stepped into the house, I swear, it got noisier.
Yesterday's sermon meant diddly to me, heck I couldn't even understand a thing and prayer was no better. Since when did being the first-born mean that you were the favourite child? That's like saying just because you're chinese you're a taoist.
Pink Houses
There's a black man with a black cat
Living in a black neighbourhood
He's got an interstate runnin' through his front yard
You know, he think, that he's got it so good
And there's a woman in the kitchen cleanin' up the evening slop
And he looks at her and says: "Hey darling, I can remember when you could stop a clock"
CHORUS:
Oh but ain't that America for you and me
Ain't that America we're someting to see baby
Ain't that America, home of the free
Little pink houses for you and me
Well there's a young man in a t-shirt
Listening to a rockin' rollin' station
He's got a greasy hair, greasy smile
He says: "Lord, this must be my destination"
'Cuz they told me, when I was younger
"Boy, you're gonna be president"
But just like everyting else, those old crazy dreams
Just kinda came and went
CHORUS:
Oh but ain't that America for you and me
Ain't that America we're someting to see baby
Ain't that America, home of the free
Little pink houses for you and me
Well there's people and more people
What do they know know know
Go to work in some high rise
And vacation down at the Gulf of Mexico
Ohhh Yeah
And there's winners, and there's losers
But they ain't no big deal
'Cuz the simple man baby pays for the thrills,
The bills and the pills that kill
CHORUS:
Oh but ain't that America for you and me
Ain't that America we're someting to see baby
Ain't that America, home of the free
Little pink houses for you and me
Oh but ain't that America for you and me
Ain't that America we're someting to see baby
Ain't that America, home of the free
Little pink houses for you and me
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