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Ms. Elliot,

I regret to inform you that there has been some sort of misunderstanding. I do not, in fact, actually possess a "freak."

In the event that I acquire one, perhaps inadvertently, allow me to assure you that I have not the slightest intention of "getting [it] on", in spite of your ceaseless importuning. You have made me even more disinclined to get on freaks than I already was, for which achievement you are to be commended, only without all the positive connotations. There will be no freak-getting-on.

Also, your nickname is idiotic, childish and demeaning, and the entirety of your album containing the aforementioned song blows goats.

In conclusion, die. Right now. Possibly in a demonstration of a medieval execution for tazadebevita.

No love,
Meghan

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