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Tuesday, September 2nd, 2003
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2:18p
New story. You know where. Muah.
Wrote it between classes. Must leave. Bye.
current mood: devious
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8:42p
The "My Own Private Revolution" Meme
AS LEADER OF THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION
...what will your official title be?
I shall be known as the Grand Poobah, because quite frankly I'm failing to think of anything better at the moment.
...who will be by your side?
My rabbit, Rosie. I have never known her to be wrong.
...how will those who serve you be rewarded?
My innermost circle will be permitted the run of my library and luxurious apartments on its grounds (not incidentally keeping them under my watchful eye.) Lesser minions in my various outposts will have their own, lesser libraries.
...how will you punish those who try to stand in your way?
They will be banished to my moon colony. Rocket scientists will be imprisoned in the dungeons below my library, however.
...what monument will you build to your own greatness?
Besides the library, you mean? Well, how about this museum where the art of the past world is displayed in period buildings? Think the Cloisters, multiplied by Disneyworld (with all the class of the former, not the latter).
WHEN THE REVOLUTION COMES
...who will be first up against the wall?
Janssen Choy. You do not know him, and you are fortunate.
...who will be next up against the wall if they don't mend their ways?
Zealous, absolutist, intolerant, unfunny blowhards, on an as-needed basis.
...what will be made compulsory?
Once a year, everyone shall pay a visit to my museum. No fewer than three and no more than twelves times a year, everyone shall read a book of my choosing. Other than that, people are pretty much on their own.
...what will be banned?
Nothing shall be banned, per se. but consequences shall be instituted. For instance, if one insists on driving a large, wasteful, militaristic vehicle, one may find oneself being shot upon, having committed an act of aggression. But that's perfectly logical, is it not?
...what music will play to herald the dawning of the new era?
The Tea Party will play at all official occasions as well as entertain me privately. The Julliard String Quartet will serve in a similar capacity. All others will be engaged on an as-needed basis.
current mood: quixotic
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8:56p
Why are xanga protected posts under a separate tab you have to click on? That's dumb. I don't suppose anyone is planning on posting any, are they? Because I don't think I'll be clicking on that tab all the time ...
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