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2007.03.01 23.43 OMG This thing is still here... ![]() Check me out! |
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2004.04.13 21.57 hug me *HUGS* TOTAL! give joythediva more *HUGS* Get hugs of your own So, yeah, I know joythediva isn't my name on this journal... your point? Music: Santana |
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2004.03.12 13.51 Haven't posted here in a while. A long while. Seeing as how The O.C. has been added to my list of obsessions and how I *had* to share this: check out: don't know where it came from or, my friend's blog (or who this is) for extra oc fun, like THE BEST OF THE OC IN 2003 10. Ryan’s mom appears, gets drunk, falls on casino table: Lady Atwood, how hath you betrayed your son? The Blueprint is quite glad that mummy dearest showed up again, if only to further emphasize the ghetto-ness of Chino, but also because her behavior seals Ryan’s fate in Newport. Bad White Collar Criminal! Bad! 9. Jimmy Cooper gets a whipping at Cotillion, has bad teeth: Leave it to the writers to quickly establish the “dark side” of Newport high life—embezzlement and Tate Donovan’s need for Crest Whitening Strips. “That was my life savings!” Punch! Cue Coop’s tears for her destroyed social life. 8. Chino returns to Chino, camera is transformed into a grainy, dull lens: Not only does his return reveal that Ryan was in a musical, but he gets his ass kicked by some thugs straight off of the set of Too Fast Too Furious, Marissa gets to see a prison (Neat! Do you think the inmates will like my ultraminiskirt?), and we learn that Chino is a scary place where everything is gray and muted. 7. Luke gets shot by Chino’s new friend from Chino, becomes a nice guy: Nothing scares The Blueprint more than seeing Luke do his creepy-nice schtick. But a gun going off in the third episode? Now that’s how I remember high school! I'm so...hungry. 6. Ryan gets upset at Marissa for being drunk, repeatedly slams car door in demonstration: Such a remarkable display of method acting, I don’t know if I’ll ever close my car door normally again. I can’t wait to see how he reacts the next time someone drinks—which will most definitely happen. This is the OC, after all. I looove being Jewish. 5. Anything Seth Cohen says, ever: "Yeah, that's the mantra every year, and every year some big water polo player ends up peeing in one of my shoes. Nah, I'm just kidding, he pees in both of them.” "So when you lost your virginity, I was…I was playing Magic: The Gathering." "It's pronounced, TEE-whana. You’re so white, mom." “With Ryan here, we have a chance to have a real athlete in the family. Someone to achieve all that your Jewishness has prevented me from accomplishing.” “I didn't know they had musicals in Chino. I didn't even know they had dancing or laughter.” “My father, the struggling Jew from the Bronx... and my mother, Waspy McWasp.” 4. Luke’s gay family crisis: Not only does this plotline treat us to a pornrageous shot of homosexual caresses in a car dealership, but it knocks Luke down to loser status and propels dialogue such as, “I heard his Dad’s favorite show is Dawson’s Crack.” “No, I heard it’s Everwoody!” Harbor Butt Pirates, The Blueprint has got yo’ back. And hey, lesson learned: gay dads have feelings too. And here's my signature sideways glance.3. Ryan rushes to see Marissa before midnight, falls against the stairwell to check his watch in despair, busts in on the party in total slow-mo: While this is the most recent addition to the list, I cannot reiterate how truly powerful this scene is. Not only does Ryan prove his devotion to Coop by breaking a sweat (which miraculously disappears once slow-mo kicks in) and saving her from the clutches of therapy-punk Oliver, McG proves his inability to shoot anything without using his signature moves. The music, the whipping camera angles, the momentum of 2004. [blueprint wipes a tear from its bloggy eyes] 2. Coop OD’s in TJ, Ryan lifts her lifeless body like a scene out of Platoon: What a stunner to leave us hanging during the World Series! Again, McG’s whiplash camera skills come into play as she stumbles around drunk, but as soon as her body hit the ground, we were breathless. She had to be airlifted out of there, people. Airlifted! Oh, the humanity! 1. The line that launched a thousand ships. "You know what I like about rich kids?" BAM! "Nothing." Posted on December 17, 2003 |
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2004.02.18 13.37 these need to be shared
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2004.01.25 03.41 long time no blurt ![]() Which Ringwraith are You? By Lisa I know this isn't my quiz journal, but you have *got* to take this quiz. Mood: Music: Alanis- Univinvited |
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2003.12.17 23.59 oh and I got the TTT:EE and Firefly dvds today, but haven't had time to watch... must do homework. Music: K's Choice |
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2003.12.08 20.20 Somebody posted this in a lotr comm on lj Oh dear lord. Billy & Dom are frickin' hilarious. Wing-a-ding-ding. Rock on. Music: Fiona Apple- Criminal |
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2003.12.07 20.58 it said lotr, so i'm in... ![]() You need a peck on the cheek. Aw, that's cute! A sweet, friendly gesture that could only evolve into even more "friendly" gestures... ;) What Kind of LOTR Lovin' Do YOU Need? (many outcomes) brought to you by Quizilla You should take this quiz just to read all the possible outcomes. Hilarious. Mood: Music: Let Me Go- Cake |
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2003.11.30 18.05 If anyone tries this in a theatre where I am, I *will* kill you... Things to do during Lord of the Rings: Return of the King 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?" 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat. 4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." 5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. 6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts 7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" 9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians 10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs. 11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck. 12. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style. 13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" 14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins 15. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!" 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. 17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" 18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 19. Start an Orc sing-a-long. 20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused. ... don't know where it came from but Mood: Music: Inside Out- Eve6 |
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2003.11.25 02.09 i love eddie... ![]() THE TRANSVESTITE JOKE! Youre comfortable with yourself and self-observant. You also boast a tendency to flaunt your sexual preference, but what the heck. Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You? brought to you by Quizilla |
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2003.11.20 03.29 holy crap Okay seriously. I loved that episode of Angel. I was really excited about it, but was trying not to get my hopes up. It was awesome. I thought it was going to be all flashbacks; the trailers (lies, lies I say) made it seem like it was going to be all about the history between our two favorite souled vamps. Not so. And I loved it. It opened big doors. My two big questions are does this have anything to do with last week? It's okay if it doesn't I'm just wondering. And how did the dastardly duo pull all this off? Seriously, we have to be talking major mojo here. And finally. Still hate the actress that plays Eve. She's lifeless. But that last scene definitely raised my opinion of the character. Now, only 3 people have this journal listed as a friend. And I know for a fact that 2 of them have definitely seen the ep, but just in case Music: Coldplay |
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2003.11.14 03.08 Sex with robots is more common than people think. |
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2003.11.01 23.49 Squeee Okay, so I never really wrote about Sexie. It was fabulous. Highlight of the night was Eddie doing an impression of Christopher Walken doing Shakespeare. I cannot tell you how hard I laughed. Unfortunately between my horrible memory and the density of material I had forgotten most of it by the time I got home. He was so funny I hurt myself laughing. But seriously there was so much material it made my head spin. Tonight I saw Ben Folds. Ben totally rocks. He played Evaporated- I almost cried. He played Underground- it was weird and I missed Robert & Darren. Somebody in the crowd yelled, "Play the theme from Cheers!!!" and it started this whole bit from Ben. He didn't know the chords for the theme from Cheers so he started trying to figure it out. Then he started talking and it turned into Rockin' the Suburbs. Which help up surprisingly well live and acoustic. He also played a bunch of unfinished stuff from the new album. Awesome, absolutely amazing. Edit: I forgot to mention. This is the first Ben concert in a while that I didn't feel the need to be up really close. We were about a third of the way back- in the first raised section. And we were sitting I've never sat down at a Ben concert before. Also, side note, I completely forgot that the bridge in Army was originally a horn section. When Ben divided us up into "brass" and "saxes" I just kept going "You mean the Darrens and the Roberts..." And finally, how interesting to sit next to A who has perfect pitch. When we sang the Ahhs for Not the Same, she decided to tell me what notes we were singing. It doesn't matter because I don't have perfect pitch. I'm not going to remember A minor to C major and be able to sing it because of that. Furthermore, it's funny because she doesn't know theory really (even though she plays piano...) because she described the chord in a weird way. This is probably of no interest to anyone reading this journal except maybe Mood: |
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2003.11.01 02.16 Some season 7 thoughts This post started out as a coment to a post on lj... I think a couple of threads got dropped in Season 7. I think they started writing w/o knowing 100% whether SMG would come back or whether there would be a season 8 etc.(Remember when we were promised a lighter, happier season 7? Poppycock!) So they started little threads with Anya and Dawn and even Xander that were never fulfilled. They started a couple of times to talk about things like why the FE was coming after them NOW or what it's plans for Spike were. Then they realized they needed to wrap all this up so some of the details were never realized. (That thing with all the eyes... what up there?) Anyway... I think that Spike was drawn to the hellmouth b/c that's where the FE was. But more importantly, I think that originally there was a reason Spike was drawn to the FE (or that the FE was drawing him). Here's my little bitty opinion (that Well. Okay. End rant. Mood: Music: Funky Big Band (Janet Jackson) |
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2003.10.30 23.51![]() You are devoted to Mr Monkeybottoms! HEEEEEEEEE Which BTVS fanfic author and livejournal user are you devoted to? brought to you by Quizilla |
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2003.10.22 23.59 Still processing... I saw the Angel ep. Still processing it, but I feel a little let down. Also, ( Is it just me... ) Anyway, I did find a lot of the ep really funny. I really liked the couch scene with Angel & Spike. Mood: anxious- I'm watching baseball... Music: Nirvana- All Apologies |
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2003.10.16 00.20 Angel Okay, I didn't get to watch tonight's ep yet. But as far as the season goes, here are my thoughts so far... I hate Eve, I hope to never see her again. Harmony is a freakin riot. I'd forgotten how funny she is. Preaching to the horse's mouth. LOL! It looks like Angel is actually going to have the lighter happier season that Buffy season 7 was supposed to be. I mean, it'll still be dark, but it looks like the heavy hitting arcs won't dominate like last year. I say this after having watched a promo for next week's ep which looks to be all about Spike, so I could be so far off on this... Sidebar: When the promo said "partial nudity," all I could think was- God, please let it be James Martsers. Anyway, I'm looking forward to a more episodic format as opposed to the downright serial format of last season. I really like this new Gunn... the suits are quite dashing. It's funny, I want Gunn all cleaned up and suave, but give my my Wesley all scruffy and rugged. Anyway, so far I really like the season, even though the episodes themselves aren't as fantastic on their own. ( I loved the end of the second ep ) I'm looking forward to Spike/Angel interaction. So far, I feel like it's been pretty superficial. I mean I get that they don't want to open up to each other, but I'd like to see them relate more. They share things that no one else would ever get. ( more little spoilery stuff ) But the writers seem to be keeping them apart. And it sucks because we already can't get physical interaction between them, so now we can't have verbal or emotional interaction either? Anyway, I'll write more after I watch tonight's ep. Mood: Music: My Love is Like Whoa- Mya |
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