Valentine's Day is a sham. But as I can see from most of the children's posts, they think so, too, so I needn't clarify that.
Everything was going well for most of the day. Well, as normally as one can expect such an odd celebration to go. That idiot Swiss sent about five dwarves my way and had them sing a "song" he had written up himself. Of course, it spoke about "kitties" and the like. It rather amused my Muggle Religions class. I was sure to take off points from anyone who poked any fun of it after I chased all of the dwarves out of the room.
Then, that evening, I, and everyone else was shocked by the bachelour auction. Well, I was surprised and then I thusly got pissed and it didn't really matter anymore. Until Severus was to be auctioned off. I had expected to win him for a sickle or two, namely because really, no one likes him. He looked positively angry when I bid a sickle for him. Then that Zabini girl bid a galleon for him. That's not fair! So I bid her one up. And then that idiot Finnigan decided to bid me up. Severus and I both took many points from Gryffindor and gave him detentions...Come on, he wouldn't have wanted to sleep with Severus, even if he is that way and all. Well anyway, my monetary funds were not enough to keep bidding, so I let him have it. Heh heh. Poor Severus ran out of the Great Hall and locked himself in his office. And Finnigan was really angry, too, about having bought Severus.
After that, I bought Reiss for a knut, lead him off into a dark hall and tried my very best to beat him up. But I suppose I was stupid in believing I could, since he's an Auror and all. He thought it was some sort of sex game! Then I stormed off to find Severus. He wouldn't let me into his office. So I've been in a bad mood, because I couldn't get my Valentine's jollies. HMPH.