Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Date:2007-04-23 01:14
Subject:Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in ...
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Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?




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Date:2007-04-23 03:03
Subject:YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!! YOU ...
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YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!




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Date:2007-04-23 07:08
Subject:A man either lives life as it happens ...
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A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and
licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
                -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown




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Date:2007-04-23 09:11
Subject:A star captain's most solemn oath ...
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A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even
his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
                -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown




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Date:2007-04-23 19:15
Subject:Where does it go when you flush? Where ...
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Where does it go when you flush?




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Date:2007-04-23 21:11
Subject:BARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING ...
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BARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING rendition of "I DID IT MY
WAY" I've ever heard!!




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