Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Date:2007-04-19 01:18
Subject:You'll learn something about men ...
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You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed
to be.  Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being good
to each other.  That's what we call love.  You'll like that a lot.
                -- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6




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Date:2007-04-19 07:14
Subject:You speak of courage. Obviously ...
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You speak of courage.  Obviously you do not know the difference between
courage and foolhardiness.  Always it is the brave ones who die, the
soldiers.
                -- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy",
                   stardate 3201.7




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Date:2007-04-19 19:11
Subject:I want to dress you up as TALLULAH ...
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I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...




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Date:2007-04-19 21:03
Subject:Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, ...
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Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!




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Date:2007-04-19 23:04
Subject:Punishment becomes ineffective ...
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Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point.  Men become
insensitive.
                -- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7




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