| Date: | 2007-04-14 01:14 |
| Subject: | ONE: I will donate my entire ... |
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ONE: I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
TWO: I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY
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| Date: | 2007-04-14 05:05 |
| Subject: | If I don't drive around the park,
I'm ... |
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If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.
-- Dorothy Parker
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| Date: | 2007-04-14 17:10 |
| Subject: | Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic ... |
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Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel
mill!
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| Date: | 2007-04-14 19:01 |
| Subject: | Now I think I just reached the ... |
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Now I think I just reached the state of HYPERTENSION that comes JUST
BEFORE you see the TOTAL at the SAFEWAY CHECKOUT COUNTER!
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| Date: | 2007-04-14 21:03 |
| Subject: | Spreading peanut butter reminds ... |
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Spreading peanut butter reminds me of opera!! I wonder why?
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| Date: | 2007-04-14 23:12 |
| Subject: | Time is nature's way of making ... |
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at
once.
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