Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Monday, April 9th, 2007

Date:2007-04-09 03:15
Subject:I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute ...
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I'm a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN
SONTAG!!




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Date:2007-04-09 09:10
Subject:"That unit is a woman." "A mass ...
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"That unit is a woman."
"A mass of conflicting impulses."
                -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9




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Date:2007-04-09 11:05
Subject:Q: Somebody just posted that Roman ...
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Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.  What
   should I do?

A: Post the correct answer at once!  We can't have people go on
   believing that!  Very good of you to spot this.  You'll probably be
   the only one to make the correction, so post as soon as you can.  No
   time to lose, so certainly don't wait a day, or check to see if
   somebody else has made the correction.

   And it's not good enough to send the message by mail.  Since you're
   the only one who really knows that it was Francis Coppola, you have
   to inform the whole net right away!

                -- Brad Templeton, "Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions
                   on Netiquette"


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Date:2007-04-09 13:08
Subject:Boys, you have ALL been selected ...
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Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 15 minutes!!




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Date:2007-04-09 15:14
Subject:When a child is taught ... it's ...
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When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions --
and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of
what it was taught, thinks independently.
                -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
                   stardate 4731.3.




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Date:2007-04-09 21:05
Subject:Could I have a drug overdose? Could ...
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Could I have a drug overdose?




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