Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Sunday, April 8th, 2007

Date:2007-04-08 03:08
Subject:ONE: I will donate my entire ...
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ONE:    I will donate my entire "BABY HUEY" comic book collection to
        the downtown PLASMA CENTER ...
TWO:    I won't START a BAND called "KHADAFY

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Date:2007-04-08 05:17
Subject:When a child is taught ... it's ...
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When a child is taught ... it's programmed with simple instructions --
and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of
what it was taught, thinks independently.
                -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate Computer",
                   stardate 4731.3.




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Date:2007-04-08 13:04
Subject:We've sent a man to the moon, and ...
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We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 29,000 miles away.  The center
of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away.  You could drive that in a week,
but for some reason nobody's ever done it.
                -- Andy Rooney




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Date:2007-04-08 15:08
Subject:Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS ...
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Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of
HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached
by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...




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Date:2007-04-08 23:03
Subject:You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in ...
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You mean now I can SHOOT YOU in the back and further BLUR th'
distinction between FANTASY and REALITY?




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