Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Saturday, April 7th, 2007

Date:2007-04-07 01:16
Subject:"I went to the museum where they ...
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"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the
statues that are in all the other museums."
                -- Steven Wright




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Date:2007-04-07 07:08
Subject:The most difficult thing in the ...
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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and
to watch someone else do it wrong without comment.
                -- Theodore H. White




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Date:2007-04-07 13:10
Subject:Checkuary, n.: The thirteenth ...
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Checkuary, n.:
        The thirteenth month of the year.  Begins New Year's Day and ends
        when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks.




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Date:2007-04-07 15:00
Subject:Live long and prosper. ...
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Live long and prosper.
                -- Spock, "Amok Time", stardate 3372.7




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Date:2007-04-07 21:03
Subject:Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ...
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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!




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Date:2007-04-07 23:15
Subject:"This is lemma 1.1. We start a ...
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"This is lemma 1.1.  We start a new chapter so the numbers all go back
to one."
                -- Prof. Seager, C

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