| Date: | 2007-03-17 02:08 |
| Subject: | One does not thank logic.
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One does not thank logic.
-- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4
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| Date: | 2007-03-17 12:14 |
| Subject: | THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING ... |
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THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #2: RENE
Named after the famous French philosopher and mathematician Rene
DesCartes, RENE is a language used for artificial intelligence. The
language is being developed at the Chicago Center of Machine Politics
and Programming under a grant from the Jane Byrne Victory Fund. A
spokesman described the language as "Just as great as dis [sic] city of
ours."
The center is very pleased with progress to date. They say they have
almost succeeded in getting a VAX to think. However, sources inside the
organization say that each time the machine fails to think it ceases to
exist.
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| Date: | 2007-03-17 20:12 |
| Subject: | You can take all the impact that ... |
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You can take all the impact that science considerations have on funding
decisions at NASA, put them in the navel of a flea, and have room left
over for a caraway seed and Tony Calio's heart.
-- F. Allen
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