Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

Date:2007-03-13 00:10
Subject:If I can have honesty, it's easier ...
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If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes.
                -- Kirk, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9




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Date:2007-03-13 04:03
Subject:I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute ...
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I'm a GENIUS!  I want to dispute sentence structure with SUSAN
SONTAG!!




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Date:2007-03-13 16:02
Subject:Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd ...
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Why I Can't Go Out With You:

I'd LOVE to, but ...
        -- I have to floss my cat.
        -- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
        -- I need to spend more time with my blender.
        -- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
        -- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.
        -- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.
        -- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
        -- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
        -- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
        -- I have some really hard words to look up.
        -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
        -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.


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Date:2007-03-13 18:19
Subject:I believe in wash fulfillment. I ...
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I believe in wash fulfillment.




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Date:2007-03-13 20:13
Subject:"Can you imagine how life could ...
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"Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with
jealousy, greed, hate ..."

"It can also be improved by eliminating love, tenderness, sentiment --
the other side of the coin"
                -- Dr. Roger Corby and Kirk, "What are Little Girls Made Of?",
                   stardate 2712.4




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