Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Sunday, March 11th, 2007

Date:2007-03-11 03:10
Subject:We're all sorry for the other guy ...
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We're all sorry for the other guy when he loses his job to a machine.
But when it comes to your job -- that's different.  And it always will
be different.
                -- McCoy, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4




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Date:2007-03-11 04:04
Subject:He thought he saw an albatross That ...
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He thought he saw an albatross
That fluttered 'round the lamp.
He looked again and saw it was
A penny postage stamp.
"You'd best be getting home," he said,
"The nights are rather damp."




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Date:2007-03-11 10:03
Subject:It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB ...
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It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!




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Date:2007-03-11 14:06
Subject:Yes, it is written. Good shall ...
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Yes, it is written.  Good shall always destroy evil.
                -- Sirah the Yang, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown




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Date:2007-03-11 16:09
Subject:Yow! Those people look exactly ...
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Yow!  Those people look exactly like Donnie and Marie Osmond!!




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Date:2007-03-11 18:03
Subject:99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 ...
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99 blocks of crud on the disk,
99 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
100 blocks of crud on the disk!

100 blocks of crud on the disk,
100 blocks of crud!
You patch a bug, and dump it again:
101 blocks of crud on the disk! ...



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