| Date: | 2007-02-22 02:15 |
| Subject: | YOU TOO CAN MAKE BIG MONEY ... |
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| Date: | 2007-02-22 10:04 |
| Subject: | GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN ... |
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GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY #21 -- July 30, 1917
On this day, New York City hotel detectives burst in and caught then-
Senator Warren G. Harding in bed with an underage girl. He bought them
off with a $20 bribe, and later remarked thankfully, "I thought I
wouldn't get out of that under $1000!" Always one to learn from his
mistakes, in later years President Harding carried on his affairs in a
tiny closet in the White House Cabinet Room while Secret Service men
stood lookout.
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| Date: | 2007-02-22 20:05 |
| Subject: | There's enough money here to buy ... |
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There's enough money here to buy 5000 cans of Noodle-Roni!
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| Date: | 2007-02-22 22:19 |
| Subject: | Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
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Hoare's Law of Large Problems:
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.
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