Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007

Date:2007-02-06 04:15
Subject:Write-Protect Tab, n.: ...
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Write-Protect Tab, n.:
        A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly
        left by disk manufacturers.  The use of the tab creates an error
        message once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the
        momentary inconvenience.
                -- Robb Russon




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Date:2007-02-06 06:12
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Fourth Law of Applied Terror:
        The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology
        instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

Corollary:
        Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do
        except study for that instructor's course.




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Date:2007-02-06 16:19
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                        Has your family tried 'em?

                           POWDERMILK BISCUITS

                 Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious!

           They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the
           strength to get up and do what needs to be done.

                           POWDERMILK BISCUITS

        Buy them ready-made in the big blue box with the picture of the
        biscuit on the front, or in the brown bag with the dark stains
                         that indicate freshness.



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