Oracle of Fortunes' Journal
Monday, February 5th, 2007

Date:2007-02-05 02:08
Subject:A star captain's most solemn oath ...
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A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even
his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
                -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown




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Date:2007-02-05 10:19
Subject:It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt ...
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It [being a Vulcan] means to adopt a philosophy, a way of life which is
logical and beneficial.  We cannot disregard that philosophy merely for
personal gain, no matter how important that gain might be.
                -- Spock, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4




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Date:2007-02-05 12:06
Subject:There is no satisfaction in hanging ...
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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
                -- G. B. Shaw




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Date:2007-02-05 14:19
Subject:A father doesn't destroy his children. ...
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A father doesn't destroy his children.
                -- Lt. Carolyn Palamas, "Who Mourns for Adonais?",
                   stardate 3468.1.




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Date:2007-02-05 16:12
Subject:When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" ...
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When you said "HEAVILY FORESTED" it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING
BILL ... Don't you SEE?  O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION
and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!!




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Date:2007-02-05 18:08
Subject:Yow! I'm imagining a surfer van ...
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Yow!  I'm imagining a surfer van filled with soy sauce!




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Date:2007-02-05 20:11
Subject:SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE ...
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SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright blue LEG WARMERS
... He scrubs the POPE with a mild soap or detergent for 15 minutes,
starring JANE FONDA!!




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