Where does it go when you flush?

A star captain's most solemn oath is that he will give his life, even
his entire crew, rather than violate the Prime Directive.
                -- Kirk, "The Omega Glory", stardate unknown

A man either lives life as it happens to him, meets it head-on and
licks it, or he turns his back on it and starts to wither away.
                -- Dr. Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"), stardate unknown

YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!!

Did YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in YOUR box of VELVEETA?

There's nothing disgusting about it [the Companion].  It's just another
life form, that's all.  You get used to those things.
                -- McCoy, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8

The basic idea behind malls is that they are more convenient than
cities.  Cities contain streets, which are dangerous and crowded and
difficult to park in.  Malls, on the other hand, have parking lots,
which are also dangerous and crowded and difficult to park in, but --
here is the big difference -- in mall parking lots, THERE ARE NO
RULES.  You're allowed to do anything.  You can drive as fast as you
want in any direction you want.  I was once driving in a mall parking
lot when my car was struck by a pickup truck being driven backward by a
squat man with a tattoo that said "Charlie" on his forearm, who got out
and explained to me, in great detail, why the accident was my fault,
his reasoning being that he was violent and muscular, whereas I was
neither.  This kind of reasoning is legally valid in mall parking
lots.
                -- Dave Barry, "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"

WHOA!!  Ken and Barbie are having TOO MUCH FUN!!  It must be the
NEGATIVE IONS!!

There are certain things men must do to remain men.
                -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4

We fight only when there is no other choice.  We prefer the ways of
peaceful contact.
                -- Kirk, "Spectre of the Gun", stardate 4385.3

Four thousand different MAGNATES, MOGULS

New members are urgently needed in the Society for Prevention of
Cruelty to Yourself.  Apply within.

Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying
around, I'd rather lie around.  No contest.
                -- Eric Clapton

Actually, what I'd like is a little toy spaceship!!

Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to
serve under them.  Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one
man.  And nothing can replace it or him.
                -- Spock, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4729.4

Punishment becomes ineffective after a certain point.  Men become
insensitive.
                -- Eneg, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7

Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and
TAX-DEFERRED!

I want to dress you up as TALLULAH BANKHEAD and cover you with VASELINE
and WHEAT THINS ...

You speak of courage.  Obviously you do not know the difference between
courage and foolhardiness.  Always it is the brave ones who die, the
soldiers.
                -- Kor, the Klingon Commander, "Errand of Mercy",
                   stardate 3201.7

You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed
to be.  Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being good
to each other.  That's what we call love.  You'll like that a lot.
                -- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6