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Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
xremyx
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4:18a
What does my homework look like?
If anyone's wondered what my homework looks like this semester.
I had to do some stuff regarding the pumping lemma not too long ago.
This page shows exactly the kind of problems I was doing last week.
I was reading through it, and then I realized that it probably looks
really, really scary to regular people who don't do the crap I do.
Anyway, I had to do exactly what's on that page on my automata midterm.
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xremyx
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1:57a
Las Vegas
A retired woman living in a quiet community is in shock.
She runs a small business through eBay to supplement her fixed income.
I don't know what she does, but it requires her mailing packages.
She has a nice relationship with the mailman.
She buys those flatrate shipping boxes in bulk,
and when she needs to have a package delivered,
her post guy is nice enough to take it directly from her front porch.
So, her supplies are delivered direct to her door,
and her outgoing packages are also picked up directly at the door.
In other words, she leaves huge packages directly on her front porch
for the mailman to pick up.... it's a wonderful system, isn't it?
Well, something shocking happened.
Who could have ever thought there were bad people out there?
Apparently, someone got the nefarious idea to swipe her
gigantic, obvious, and unattended packages off her front door.
What a criminal mastermind.
Some people say it's due to the bad economy.
But really, COME ON!
She was complaining on TV about how she's shocked,
and how she feels violated, and her whole worldview has changed.
I thought old age brought about wisdom.....
It actually proves my point that most people who ARE dumb STAY dumb.
No one stole her shit because they had it in for her.
No one is stalking her, tracing her every move.
The honest fucking truth is that you can see giant packages
on her front step directly from the street....
No one robbed her because they have it in for her.
They're stealing her shit because it's EASY!
You know what the worst part about it is?
They gave her first and last name on TV.
I wish I had written it down....
With just her full name, I could have given the whole world her address,
how big her house is, how much it's worth, if she owns other properties,
her eBay business details, and even a shot of the porch where she leaves her shit.
Not only that, but my readers could have gotten a nice vote of confidence,
that an old, dumb woman lives by herself at this address...
I'm tired of this stupidass "Back in the old days" shit that comes with people
who wantonly abandon any thoughts to securing their goddamn properties.
There are more security devices, and more ways to protect yourself now than ever.
People who believe that these days are more dangerous are fucking retards.
The truth is that nationwide, crimes have actually been going down.
In other words, back in the old days, not only did more crimes happen,
but there were less ways to protect yourself and criminals were harder to catch.
I'm not saying everyone should have a laser-grid home defense.
But for fuck's sake, some goddamn common sense!
This lady did her porch shit because she worked out a deal with the mailman.
She did it so she could avoid a drive to the post office.
Here in Las Vegas, the world capital of tipping,
couldn't she have just paid a mailman off to come to her front stoop every week or so?
Or some kind of system where she doesn't leave her shit outside?
Idiot, complete idiot.
This dumbass old lady had it coming.
I told my dad about this and he just rolled his eyes.
I said to him, "Dad, I don't want to be a computer scientist anymore."
"Oh, what do you wanna do instead?"
"I wanna be a criminal, that shit's just too fuckin easy."
He laughed.
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Here's another one:
Unemployed people are now joining the ranks of unskilled
laborers in front of Star Nursery and Home Depot.
I imagine I'm the only one who thinks this is a terrible idea.
It's only a matter of time before dumb white people come to a head
with poor day laborers who were squatting these grounds in the first place.
Lemme give a list of white people reasons why this is a bad idea:
1.) I am an American citizen, I am worth more than these people.
2.) I am going to speak up for these people and scare away "bad" contractors.
3.) Even if I lack laboring experience, I make up for it by being white and speaking English.
4.) Oh, this won't be so bad.
Lemme just say this:
There is nothing in this that benefits the poor laborers who were there first.
It will only take ONE white person getting hurt, for whatever reason,
before people go on the typical racist tirade of "we gotta get em outta hurrr."
It's a timebomb.
Dumb, abrasive and desperate white people vs. desperate, uncomfortable "strangers."
It's only a matter of time before we have some racially-motivated violence.
Shit's already happened here in Vegas.
There's more to come.
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One final blow for Mexcan-American relations here in Vegas.
A few woman are being held on half a dozen counts of child negligence.
3 kids fell out of a PT Cruiser holding 10 people during a sharp turn.
The driver was drunk, on a suspended license and no one was wearing a seatbelt.
When Natalie finished telling me the details, I said,
"For the love of god, please tell me these people were some dumb white hicks,
or some irresponsible black people, or even asian... please please please.. don't.."
"Nope, the driver was named Lopez. The other lady, Ramirez"
"Nooooooooooooooooo!!!"
It was kinda funny.... I hope this story doesn't get out.
It's only going to enforce the stereotype that Mexican people drive around clown-car style....
Oh well, even I can enjoy some dark humor.
Dark racist humor no less.
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I haven't been journaling much.
I'm sick, and I've got midterms an' shit.
Sorry guys, I have nothing more entertaining to say for now.
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Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
xremyx
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3:10a
I'm not good-looking enough to be gay.
Yep, looks like I'm stuck with women.
Also, today is going to massively suck.
1PM today is going to be a fucking battlefield.
I'll explain later, but basically....
If things go from bad to worse, I'll end up at the dean of engineering's office today.
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Monday, October 26th, 2009
xremyx
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2:31a
Karma's a bitch
So, I've been pretty sick...
I've actually been really messed up...
I'm on the path to being better, though.
Because of midterms, I don't have much time to blog about funny things.
What's there to blog about, things that made me angry?
I think I should journal about something horrible, and very embarassing.
Why? Because it's funny.....
So, I don't know if anyone remembers.. or read past this entry,
but I made a comment about how I was going to hell recently.
That girl who supposedly got dystonia because of a flu shot? Yeah? Yeah? No.
Karma came back and raped me today...
After a late night last night, I finally got to bed.
Being all wired after work made it hard to sleep.
Anyway, 10AM, the weirdest thing happens.
I'm half-awake, half-asleep...
Apparently, my legs were in a very awkward position.
I decided to turn and the weirdest thing happened...
I completely pulled my calf... I got the charlie horse from hell.
I was in so much pain... my calf has never strained itself so crazy.
The whole episode lasted an entire 8 minutes or so.
15 minutes later I got back to bed... I was tired,
and I thought I could get maybe another hour of sleep.
My mom called me around noon, she needed me to add water to a beef stew.
When I turned to pick up the phone, I pulled my other calf.
This one wasn't as bad, I'd learned from my last episode.
But I also pulled the other leg a little bit too...
I've been sore as hell the whole day.
I feel like I just powerwalked, like 4 miles.
I get out around 12:30 or so.....
I pretty much limped into the kitchen.
Each step forward incredibly painful.
Around this point, I remember the horrible comment I made about that girl.
My brother asks me, "What's wrong?"
All I had to say was, "I've got Crunk's disease."
He laughed so hard he choked on his spit.
My other brother had a laughing fit as well when he finally got it.
Either way, I've gotten the last laugh.
That's just how we do in da hood.
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