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[20 Feb 2003|11:56am] |
Episode 3. "A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder"
Written by Tom Martin
When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder (A.D.D.), everyone thinks you can catch it from toilet seats. Abe Lincoln must decide whether to stand up for his best dude or join Cleo in ostracizing him. Meanwhile, Principal Scudworth borrows Mr. Butlertron's sweater vest, which he believes gives him the power to relate to the Clone High students. Also, Joan of Arc hears the voice of God. (Basic cable's Tom Green guest stars as A.D.D.'s most famous victim, Tom Green.)
---thats my fave episode...mainly cause of the tom green parts, sorry, i just found his quotes from that episode hysterical, hahaaha..these are 2 of em...(yoou really would have needed to have SEEN the episode to think these are funny)
"Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag!"
and...
"Yeah people with A.D.D arent good readers...wanna go shave a dog? "
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[20 Feb 2003|11:37am] |
JFK: You're wet, allow me to dry you off..... WITH MY PANTS!!!!
Cop (played by Andy Dick): Well well well...if it isn't my old friend...underaged drinking....how are you underaged drinking?...besides illegal?!
George: Say what?
Ghandi: CUT! The line is SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
George: Say what?
Ghandi: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
George: Say what?
Ghanidi: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Cleo: This year, the theme for the awareness fair is...... awareness!
Abe:Wow! That is a good theme!
Cleo: And as a fundraiser, I'm hosting an open-mouth kissing booth.
Joan: (rips poster off face) Oh, for herpes awareness?
Joan of Arc (Watching Cleo seduce Abe): That's it! All my pictures of him over my bed are going down! ... Except for that one where he's under the tree with his shirt off. Mmmm...
Abe: Dude! That's a three story drop!
Gandhi: I don't care, I'm going for it.
(Gandhi jumps out of the window and slams hard)
Gandhi: Oh my God! I can see my bone!
JFK: Do you mind?! Some of us are trying to bang Catherine the Great! Or should I say, Catherine the So-So.
Scudworth: What's up fellow students. Raise the roof... RAISE IT!
(Silence, Scudworth kicks Butlertron)
Mr. Butlertron: Where are my bitches?
JFK: My abs are so firm you could grate CHEESE ON THEM!
Gandi: "But there's no way out of here."
Scudworth: "Is there?" *drops keys*
Gandi: "Oh I get it." *jumps out window*
Tom Green: Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! Plastic Bag! <--u <333 this episode! hahaha tom green was hysterical in it
Shadowy Figure: I think we should settle this...in person.
Scudworth: How bout the Olive Garden, when you're there, it feeld like...
Shadowy Figure: No, somewhere more private, YOUR PLACE, FRIDAY, NO DAIRY..............please
Scudworth: DAMMIT! I havent been to the Olive Garden in like forever!
Principle Scudworth: When life gives you lemons...you clone those lemons...to make super lemons
Gandhi: Numbers don't lie, Abe.
Number Four: I'm the number five!
Gandhi: I need some time to think about this....check out this extra flappy skin on my elbow! what is that?!
Abe: ....But you know what really hurts Joan, this nail i just stepped on. but there's a metaphorical nail in my other foot, fom you stabbing me in the back. so maybe instead of a nail metaphor i should of used a backstabbing metaphor, but it's too late for that now isn't it?
Gandhi: You want something to kiss, Cleo? How about my solid gold ass?! Up high, Lincoln Continental!
Mr. B: Bling Bling.
Cleo: Oh, sorry i didn't see you standing there.
JFK: I did, but I didn't say anything.
Tom Green: Yeah people with ADD arent good readers...wanna go shave a dog?
JFK: Whoa!...Whoa!...........WHOA!......whoa........WHOA! Our open mouth kissing booth? dont you mean YOUR open mouth kissing booth?
Gandhi has ADD song: A disease with initials, that’s the worst kind!
Sigmand Freud: HAHAHAHAHA you love Abe!
Joan of Arc: Go away Sigmand Freud.
Sigmand Freud: Could it be any more obvious?
Joan of Arc: (Hits Sigmand Freud with folding chair)
Ghandi: That looks so good!! What's in it??
X-treme Blu dude: Great question! have a T-shirt!!
*dude throws t-shirt bomb, cloud appears and Ghandi is suddenly wearing T-shirt*
Ghandi: THAT TOTALLY ANSWERS MY QUESTION!!!
Announcer: "Abraham Lincoln...'honest Abe'....or so he'd have you believe. Last year, he said he was 15 years old, now, he claims to be 16! Which is it Abe? Better keep your stories straight!!"
Shadowy Figure: For giggles, I'm gonna keep saying no until you turn your TV off...No no no no no no no no
*Turns TV off*
Mr. B: Perhaps you can get Clone High a corporate sponsor? Those Pumas were rather frreeeeeeessssshhh
Ghandi: I'm going to be a trucker
Ghandi's mom: I'm going to hang myself
Ghandi's dad: I HAVE NO SON!!!!!!
Ghandi's mom: *I'm getting out the good noose!!!!*
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[20 Feb 2003|11:36am] |
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CLONE HIGH USA
hey, im making this journal cause i <3 clone high! :)
you can check out my other journal, which is friends only, but add me, and i'll definitly add ya back!
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