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[ 18703 + 03:54p ]

Ah'm still runnin aroond in me speedo, and ah'm curious.. where are me marvelites brothers an' sisters? We've all been missing fir a while, an' we all need tae get back taegether. Come on now!

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[ 29603 + 02:39a ]
[ mood | BAMF! ]
[ music | Emilie Autumn - Juliet ]

An intense sigh exits slightly parted lips as he seats himself before his computer, toned ass slipping onto the cold leather of his new, designer chair easily. Nimble fingers hover over well-used keyboard keys before he finally starts typing, a half-smirk spreading those previously hurricane intensified lips. "So, here I sit, struggling not to type in my Scottish accent despite the voice in my head that keeps saying, 'Ach, yew wanker!' Oh well, I shall quell it. I have a little bit of news. It's nothing big, nothing Earth-shatteringly horrific.. it is simply.. this." Another sigh, and he reclines, steepling his fingers over pursed lips. This was a thing to be thought over, not rushed into, and so he took his time. The metronome, there by habit, swung back and forth with it's ticking rhythm, as if keeping time to his life, as opposed to a well-tuned piano. "I guess there's no other way to say it than this....

"I AM SO DAMN SEXY WHEN I'M WEARING A FRIGGING SPEEDO." His breath exits his lips in a high giggle, and he applauds himself.. as if he's just planted the best joke of the century on his celebrity brethren. Suddenly and habitually, he mutters 'Bamf' as he stands up and sprints to the kitchen for a glass of water. He gulps it down, and then returns, uttering another small 'Bamf' before seating himself again and regaining his breath. "So, you can blame Miss Gwen for this, because I was staring at her journal layout while typing all of this out. Not that she's wearing a speedo or anything, but I imagine that she would. Don't YOU think?" A grin parts his lips as he clicks the post button on his "livejournal" client before shutting down his computer and prancing up to his palatial bedroom. Ah, another worthy post, another fantastic day.

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[ 19603 + 01:02p ]

Okay, so.... Dentists are very evil, and mine hurt my mouth. I kept telling him, "You can't get it all in there!" but he kept trying. Damn arsehole.

My mouth is still numb, and I can't feel anythin'! I need someone to come make me feel better. Eric, you up to the task? ::wiggles eyebrows::

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[ 7603 + 12:45p ]

Nobody loves a Nightcrawler. :( I think I'm in the same position that Kelly is in. I see Jame's face all over, and Halle's and Hughs and Famke's BUT WHERE IS THE BLUE BOY? Nowhere to be found. They've struck The Fuzzy One from the records and they have no remourse about it.

I want a sundae named after me. :( They can put felt on it and call it.. The Fuzzy Blue Brain Freeze Bamf or something. I don't know. I am sad. :(

Anyway!!! ::gyrates:: Today was good. I was just hanging out all random like and then I saw this lady at a cafe and so I sat next to her and she recognized me and then I took her to my apartment and told her what "bamf" REALLY means. ::wiggles eyebrows:: Hahahahaha, James, you only WISH you had this kind of skizzil. Mmhm. Word. ::upnods, copying Kelly with the whole bling bling and shiiiaaat::

Okay, so Scottish people shouldn't act like homies. So whaaaaaat?!

I need more icons. I MUST have more icons. James. Make me some. NOW.

And then I'll sex you up right good, y'hear? Bahahaha.

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[ 6603 + 03:43p ]
[ mood | ::gyrate:: ]
[ music | Pedro the Lion ]

I am the sexiest Scotsman around. ::glares at Ewan:: All the ladies want me. Yes, that's right, me!! Anyway. I love all of you for welcoming me into your hearts and minds and fun little groups, like Marvelites and Pussy Posse! How does it go.. :V..? I'll get the hang of it eventually. The face, not the pussy. I've already got a GREAT hold on that. ::grin::

Most of you wonder if I'm blue all over. Someday, maybe you'll see. :)

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