Alan Cumming's Blurty Entries [entries|friends|calendar]
Alan Cumming

[ website | BAMF ! ]
[ userinfo | blurty userinfo ]
[ calendar | blurty calendar ]

[ 5903 + 08:21p ]

Do yew know wot cartoon ah love th' best? Powerpuff girls. Ah ken they're bug-eyed and shite, and th' show is fir little girls.. but it's so bloody CUTE. Bubbles is me favourite. She's tae adorable fir her own good. Aw, an' every time she cries ah wanna give her a little hug.

Someone turn into a professor, get some chemical x, sugar, spice, & everything nice and make me some powerpuff girls!!! Ah'd love yew forever.. Please? ::sparkle, sparkle::

(1) +

[ 24803 + 11:47p ]

The day had been long and our Fuzzy Blue Hero had had quite the wake up call. Yelling outside of his apartment building had startled him awake at 5 in the AM, and he hadn't been able to get back to sleep. So here he was, hours later and sitting infront of the computer he'd come to know so well. Wine wasn't his style, and instead he nursed a small glass of Bailey's Irish Creme on the rocks, bringing the glass to his lips periodically to let the smooth liquor slip past his teeth and down his throat. The soft glow of the computer shone on his face, and as he bent forward to type, he set the glass aside and set to work.

"So it seems that ah've missed quite a bit while ah've been gone. My dear little Brooke's gone and gotten her heart broken.. an' while ah dinnae ken th' particular's, ah'd like tae speak tae th' boy tha' did it. Granted, ah dinnae ken wot happened, as ah said, but as implied, we "Marvelites" stick taegether. Or, everyone seems tae think tha' we're this band of elitists who'll do anythin' tae anyone who harms us. Which is, for aw intents and purposes, true.. however.. ach, nevermind. Perhaps ah shouldnae get intae it. Stellar is cliquey, let's just leave it at tha'.

So anywiy. My vacation wis very lovely. Of course, ah took Jules wi' me an' th' both of us had fun runnin' around Canada, shopping like the mad girls we are, an' hittin' on hot Canadian boys. Those men.. ah tell yew, they are a gorgeous breed. She an' ah attended forest raves and visited the beautiful city of Victoria, and spent four days in Tofino, which is a wee beach town on Vancouver island. So, fun was had aw around.

Now tha' ah'm back, ah realize how much ah missed everyone. My gang are a great bunch, they are, which is probably why we're so close. Not tha' we try to exclude anyone, it's just tha'.. we aw have this connection. It's really great. So anywiy. Ah think this post is done, fir now. Until next time."

He took up the glass of Bailey's in his hand again, enjoyed a sip, and then set the glass aside, sending along the post with an accomplished crackle of his knuckles. All in a day's work.

+

[ 23803 + 06:25p ]

Holy GAWD, tha' vacation was th' best ah've had inna really long time. Ah'm thrilled tae be back in me own home, but.. man. Ah'll alwis love forests and shite like tha'.

Ah promise a bigger update later, but ah'm hungover an' Jules is barfin' in th' toilet, so Ah suppose Ah should go hold her hair. Silly git.

+

[ 9803 + 02:48a ]

Ach, ah'm tired. Ah've been awake fir maybe.. a day or two straight? Somethin' like tha'. Me head is spinnin' an' ah need a bloody drink. BLOODY AH TELL YEW.

Preferrably, however, not made out of blood. Unless the blood comes from Franco or Jimmeh or Tobeh. ::winkwink, nudgenudge::

(( Also, a little OOC note. Starting this coming 13th, I'll be going to Canada for about 10 days. I may be able to post from there, but likely not. I'll post this in Nebby as well, so that everyone's aware. Thank you. :) ))

(3) +

[ 4803 + 12:27p ]

::Coughing sleep phlegm from his chest, he emerges, still sleep-muzzy, from his room. Brownblack hair is messed and sticking up all over the place. He has linen lines on his face and his neck and almost everywhere (seeing as he sleeps naked), and his eyeliner is smudged. But none of this matters as he sits before his brand new computer and turns it on to let it load. Alan grins that demented grin of his, whitened teeth flashing in the sunlight of his livingroom. Nimble fingers tap along the keys as he begins posting his most amazing post to date. Perhaps::

So. We aw (we all being Shawn, Anna, James, Jimmy, Tobey, Hugh, Me, Patrick, Kiki, Jenni, Elizabeth and Bryan) went tae Universal Studios yesterday. Of course, we got th' huge huge huge star treatment (especially me) an' got majour discounts on our tickets. Yew know, free. So anywiy. We started our wee adventure wi' marvel fun an' went intae th' Marvel Madness store tae check out our merchandising. Th' entire place wis FULL of Nightcrawler stuff, imagine that!! An' so ah bought meself a little figurine of me just as a souvenier. After we all ran around playing with Hulk an' Spidey's balls, we ventured out into the open an' continued wandering, pointing out ugly people an' things of th' sort. Oh, by the wiy, this report will be a little gappy. Ah cannae remember things, as Jimmeh, Tobeh, Hugh an' ah got totally drunk on th' park beer. So, ah think we went downstairs to the other marvel stuff an' mistakenly got intae th' line fir this special effects thin'. Ah have tae say, Eric, that yir CG counterpart looks very good at 1/4 scale size. Verra tasty. So, after we got out of tha' thin', (after almost being killed by Fluffy) we went over to th' Mutant Training academy thin', where Tobeh proceeded tae be a dork wi' their fake Spidey, an' Anna, Hugh, and I got aw crazy over th' fake Wolvie they had. Wot?! He wis HOT. Ah wanted tae git intae his pants, ah'm tellin yew.

So, there wis more stuff, but ah cannae really remember right now becos ah just woke up an' ah can't be arsed tae pick me brain fir other wonderful memories. Just know tha' Anna and Jimmeh had a little DDR dance off, and Jimmeh sucks and Anna danced circles around him, literally. Later on, ah decided to dance an' rocked them aw. Ah also gave th' dancin' pad a little bit of humpin, just fir good measure.

Ahahaha. Ah'll edit this post later an' add more shite as ah remember it. Oh, an' a belated welcome tae th' new Marvelites people. Hi.

(4) +

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]