| 10:33a |
Night of the Living Dead
I was at work and a family member called to tell me that my aunt had died. I went home to be with my family. As I, my sister, her boyfriend, my brother and my cousin were standing outside talking, we heard someone call my cousin's name. We looked up and it was my aunt - coming down the road towards us a la Night of the Living Dead. She was stiff and starting to rot a tad - it was hella creepy. The next day, we were all sitting around my grandfather's den discussing this bizarre phenomenon when she walked in the door. She came to sit with us - and I realized her teeth were coming out - and they were fake. We then realized it had all been a hoax - she had never died, but had cooked up the plot to try and get my uncle to not divorce her. She kept laughing about it as we tried to explain to her that it was *not* cool nor funny!
Current Mood: scared |