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Back. In black. [26 Aug 2003|07:56am] [ mood | weird ] So, I'm back. Back to the one thing I didn't want to be back for. I saw how hard it was when we brought back Buffy, she started boinking Spike. (Apparently they're still all about that...*shiver*) So I knew, when I died, I didn't want to come back like that. Or come back at all, really. I guess I made up for all the things I did (torturing men by granting wishes of scorned women...) because I went to a sort of heaven. Like Buffy said, I think it was heaven, even though, yes, technically I'm a demon. Okay, well maybe it was like a demon heaven, eh? I don't know. But then I find myself standing in a strange kitchen, with Amanda, Kennedy and Willow, and they look up at me from a freakin' spell book! And Willow looks strangely happy, and then I realize that she was the one that brought me back! I almost lunged across the table to strangle her, and I would have, but her orgasm friend stopped me. I'm back here, where Xander wants nothing to do with me, Buffy's still having sex with Spike, Willow's still a lesbo, Andrew's as annoying as ever, and all the SiTs are more annoying than ever. Oh, and apparently we're in OHIO?!?! I need an orgasm friend :( post comment

[04 May 2003|09:49am] [ mood | artistic ] I was totally justified in what I said. I talked to Giles later, and he said I was completley right. For once, it's nice to have everyone agree with ME and not with their perfect precious Buffy. The whole time I've been in Sunnydale, Buffy has been there to ruin me. What's her problem? Where does she get off? I never really knew Faith. I heard about what she did to them, and how she hurt them, blah blah blah...but whatever she does has to be better than what Buffy's doing. Miss High-and-Mighty needs to get off her pedestal and let someone else do the job. I don't know what all of this means now. Buffy's really gone. She took off and hasn't been back since. Faith is a little shaken up, and doesn't know what to do, but I say she's a natural leader and she'll be fine soon. She better be. All of our lives are in her hands now. She's probably feeling a little taken back. I don't blame her, but she'll have to get over it. Faith was right about Buffy know even knowing the SiTs names. I don't know all of them, but I learn fast and I make do. If I don't know their name I make up a little comfort nickname to lead them to believe that I really do. Like "hun" or "sweetie." It's a little awkward at times, since everyone knows I like men. But I get by and I've heard a lot of them say I'm their favorite. (Not Kennedy, though...I saw her walk out of my meeting. Not cool, Kennedy...not cool at all.) Anyways, that's all for now. I'll write more later if something exciting happens. Like if I get laid... post comment

Masturbating is overrated. [29 Apr 2003|04:09pm] [ mood | devious ] I know I haven't updated this silly online writing paper in a while, and I apologize. I guess. Excuse me for not writing about my life when I'm not really sure that I even have one anymore! The world's about to end, Buffy made the SiT fight and we lost a couple of them, Xander got hurt, and everyone's lost their confidence that Buffy can actually do it this time. Stop the world from ending and all. Last time she had to die to do it, how many times is she going to play that card? Wouldn't I like to know... Other than the life threatening thing, it's really boring around here. I spend a lot of time by myself, basically beacuse there aren't any other options. My sex drive is overactive, but I have no orgasm friend to spend time with. My options are quite limited here. Actually, Andrew is the only one I haven't had sex with. Really strange when you think about it. Well, of course, no sex with Giles. Since my human form is much younger than he, I believe everyone would frown upon it. Not that Giles doesn't have a certain sex appeal. And I am much much older than he is, and more experienced. I could show him a thing or two...Wha??? Okay, well I think one of the SiTs are eyeing the computer and I don't want to deal with their looks any longer. Since Buffy went all renegade and made them fight, they've been awfully feisty. Not that I couldn't take them. I really could, I'm sure... ( OOC ) post comment

The Hellmouth [04 Mar 2003|03:10pm] [ mood | happy ] I hate living in this house with all these stupid little SiT. They annoy the hell out of me, and all I seem to notice is that Dawn is running out after Xander and when she comes back, she has that glossed over look in her eyes. I know that look. It's the "Xander just did unspeakable things to me." I invented that look. I swear I did. And if she doesn't think I know what's going on, she's got something coming to her. Thankfully I've seemed to escape the wrath of the Gossip Girl. It's a good thing, too, because whoever it is might even be getting their information from me. I seem to see everything and sense everything. I totally called the whole Buffy/Spike groping thing. It was me who saw them out the window but some stupid potential got the credit for it. Andrew is mainly my only source of entertainment. That video camera of his is quite fun...when left alone in the bathroom with it. I'm just saying that lots of orgasms can be had just by knowing that little camera is there. No joke. Except that time I heard Willow and Kennedy going at it in the room next to the bathroom and then orgasms did not come that easily to me. I'm not big on the lesbian love. Don't get me wrong, it's great for them and their orgasm friend-ness, but I'm not like that. I've never swung that way. Hmm, well actually I've just never tried... I hate living here. I need a playmate. Maybe when Angelus comes he'll invite me to be evil again. At least it would give me something to do... post comment

[25 Feb 2003|05:26pm] God I hate living here. Angel wants to kill us all and I didn't even do anything! All I did was ask Xander to prom but he said no, so I don't see why I have to be involved in all their stupid little lives. Just because I used to be a demon...I think that means I should be on ANGEL's side. Don't you? It's not fair that they're pointing fingers at me when I didn't do anything wrong. I just used to be a demon. Nothing big. It's sort of sad that Oz died. I didn't know him, and I don't get sad about these kinds of things, but I think I'm supposed to feel sad, so that's why I kind of do. I guess it's just a stupid mortal thing and I hate mortal things. With a passion. Well, I hear knocking at my door. Hopefully it's Angelus trying to kill me. What a welcome relief. post comment

The Hellmouth [25 Feb 2003|04:47pm] [ mood | good ] This house is so annoying. Spike's annoying. The SiT are annoying. Andrew's annoying. (Amusing, but annoying.) Sometimes I wonder why I even stay here. But then I remember I'm stupid and mortal, and I have to depend on Buffy for everything. Then I just sit back and sigh. Why did I ever give up on being a vengeance demon? Being a human for a few years ruined my perspective. Damn feelings... This morning Spike tried to get me to join him in ganging up against the SiT. I agreed. I might as well. There isn't anything else to do in this stupid house. Except torture Andrew and make him cry. Dawn and I have had massive fun with that. Throwing things at him while he's sleeping and then pretending to be asleep when he wakes up is very enjoyable. It makes the days go by faster. Xander keeps staring at me. I can totally tell he wants me. Well guess what, Xander! Eat your heart out. I'm OVER you...Ooh! He's looking at me again! Is this shirt too small?? post comment

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