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Here are the subjects of all posts by user fortune in April, 2007.

1st
12:17aI have seen these EGG EXTENDERS ...
6:18aSo, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN ...
6:09pSerocki's Stricture: Marriage ...
8:11pThe only solution is ... a balance ...
10:11pWorld War III? No thanks! World ...
2nd
12:07aLiving on Earth may be expensive, ...
6:19aNow I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS ...
10:10aI'm a soldier, not a diplomat. ...
4:18pIn the strict scientific sense ...
3rd
7:12pJust about every computer on the ...
4th
3:02aBare feet magnetize sharp metal ...
9:11aIf you pick up a starving dog and ...
5th
1:05a"... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It ...
7:05pMurder is contrary to the laws ...
9:05pMagnocartic, adj.: Any ...
6th
5:01aXerox your lunch and file it under ...
9:10aBut it's real. And if it's real ...
5:09pOne of the advantages of being ...
7th
1:16a"I went to the museum where they ...
7:08aThe most difficult thing in the ...
1:10pCheckuary, n.: The thirteenth ...
3:00pLive long and prosper. ...
9:03pQuick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ...
11:15p"This is lemma 1.1. We start a ...
8th
3:08aONE: I will donate my entire ...
5:17aWhen a child is taught ... it's ...
1:04pWe've sent a man to the moon, and ...
3:08pNow I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS ...
11:03pYou mean now I can SHOOT YOU in ...
9th
3:15aI'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute ...
9:10a"That unit is a woman." "A mass ...
11:05aQ: Somebody just posted that Roman ...
1:08pBoys, you have ALL been selected ...
3:14pWhen a child is taught ... it's ...
9:05pCould I have a drug overdose? Could ...
11th
1:10aIt is undignified for a woman to ...
1:19pA is for AMY who fell down the ...
3:09pI had a lease on an OEDIPUS COMPLEX ...
9:05pI'm changing the CHANNEL ... But ...
12th
3:07aWe do not colonize. We conquer. ...
9:10aIt is undignified for a woman to ...
11:19aBlore's Razor: Given a ...
3:15p... or were you driving the PONTIAC ...
5:13pI appoint you ambassador to Fantasy ...
7:05pVulcans do not approve of violence. ...
13th
1:01aFour thousand different MAGNATES, ...
7:18aLet's send the Russians defective ...
9:16aWhen I met th'POPE back in '58, ...
3:17pThe appreciation of the average ...
5:12pI am deeply CONCERNED and I want ...
11:19p... the MYSTERIANS are in here ...
14th
1:14aONE: I will donate my entire ...
5:05aIf I don't drive around the park, I'm ...
5:10pYow! I'm having a quadrophonic ...
7:01pNow I think I just reached the ...
9:03pSpreading peanut butter reminds ...
11:12pTime is nature's way of making ...
15th
5:14aComputers make excellent and efficient ...
7:09aI'm EMOTIONAL now because I have ...
9:01aIf scientific reasoning were limited ...
1:19pYow! Am I in Milwaukee? Yow! ...
16th
3:13aEdwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!! Edwin ...
11:18aParkinson's Fifth Law: ...
3:13pPower is danger. ...
7:11pWe have found all life forms in ...
9:19pHmmm ... A hash-singer and a cross-eyed ...
11:14p THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING ...
17th
1:00aThe more complex the mind, the ...
7:15aGenius doesn't work on an assembly ...
5:15pYouth doesn't excuse everything. ...
18th
1:07a "I don't know what you ...
7:18aI'm totally DESPONDENT over the ...
1:10pMost legends have their basis in ...
3:14pI've got an IDEA!! Why don't I ...
7:03pI put aside my copy of "BOWLING ...
11:01pThe first Great Steward, Parrafin ...
19th
1:18aYou'll learn something about men ... - 1 reply
7:14aYou speak of courage. Obviously ...
7:11pI want to dress you up as TALLULAH ...
9:03pVote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, ...
11:04pPunishment becomes ineffective ...
20th
5:14aComputers make excellent and efficient ...
7:14pActually, what I'd like is a little ...
21st
3:03aGiven the choice between accomplishing ...
7:12aNew members are urgently needed ...
1:15pFour thousand different MAGNATES, ...
3:02pWe fight only when there is no ...
7:10pThere are certain things men must ... - 1 reply
22nd
1:16aWHOA!! Ken and Barbie are having ...
3:11aThe basic idea behind malls is ...
9:18aThere's nothing disgusting about ...
23rd
1:14aDid YOU find a DIGITAL WATCH in ... - 1 reply
3:03aYOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!! YOU ...
7:08aA man either lives life as it happens ... - 1 reply
9:11aA star captain's most solemn oath ...
7:15pWhere does it go when you flush? Where ...
9:11pBARRY ... That was the most HEART-WARMING ...
24th
3:14aYou say you are lying. But if ...
5:08aPlace me on a BUFFER counter while ...
11:01a Thompson, if he is to be ...
9:03pDo you know the one -- "All I ask ...
25th
1:07aOne does not thank logic. ...
11:13aYou'll learn something about men ...
3:09p"A programmer is a person who passes ...
11:08pExtract from Official Sweepstakes ...
26th
3:17aWar is never imperative. ...
9:19aIf I traveled to the end of the ...
1:05p... The things love can drive a ...
7:10pWait ... is this a FUN THING or ...
27th
5:11aYou're dead, Jim. ...
7:05aYou say you are lying. But if ...
7:05pI hope something GOOD came in the ...
11:13pWe fight only when there is no ...
28th
9:06aHow do you explain Wayne Newton's ...
1:12pAn English judge, growing weary ...
3:05p"The release of emotion is what ... - 1 reply
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