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Here are the subjects of all posts by user fortune in March, 2007.

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1st

12:00a	Florence Flask was ... dressing ...
2:18a	Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell ...
4:19a	Main's Law: For every action ...
8:05a	OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! ...
12:04p	Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS ...

2nd

6:00a	[Doctors and Bartenders], We both ...
12:17p	Blast medicine anyway! We've learned ...
2:14p	To live is always desirable. ...

3rd

12:00a	Safety Tips for ...
2:14a	Nasrudin returned to his village ...
6:03a	Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready. ...
8:00a	I feel better about world problems ...
10:19a	I want to read my new poem about ...
12:13p	A father doesn't destroy his children. ...
6:05p	Mmmmmm-MMMMMM!! A plate of STEAMING ...

4th

12:00a

Bore, n.: A person who ...

5th

2:05a	But it's real. And if it's real ...
4:17a	Intuition, however illogical, is ...
6:04a	"Can you imagine how life could ...
8:13a	On Monday mornings I am dedicated ...
4:00p	Keep America beautiful. Swallow ...

6th

2:15a

Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic ...

7th

10:00a	Insufficient facts always invite ...
12:00p	You humans have that emotional ...
6:19p	... The prejudices people feel ...
10:16p	Experience is that marvelous thing ...

8th

2:10a	Yes, but will I see the EASTER ...
4:11a	The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING ...
4:06p	District of Columbia pedestrians ...
10:04p	The sight of death frightens them ...

9th

12:03a	"I think they're going to take ...
4:00a	Virtual reality isn't what it used ...
6:16a	While most peoples' opinions change, the ...
10:16a	"... freedom ... is a worship word..." "It ...
8:05p	AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You ...

10th

2:16a	Nobody can be exactly like me. ...
4:09a	Yow! It's a hole all the way to ...
6:10a	There are certain things men must ...
4:14p	T: One big monster, he called ...
8:02p	"The glory of creation is in its ...

11th

3:10a	We're all sorry for the other guy ...
4:04a	He thought he saw an albatross That ...
10:03a	It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB ...
2:06p	Yes, it is written. Good shall ...
4:09p	Yow! Those people look exactly ...
6:03p	99 blocks of crud on the disk, 99 ...

12th

8:18a	A Severe Strain ...
10:09a	"Can you imagine how life could ...
2:15p	All [zoos] actually offer to the ...
4:01p	Not one hundred percent efficient, ...

13th

12:10a	If I can have honesty, it's easier ...
4:03a	I'm a GENIUS! I want to dispute ...
4:02p	Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd ...
6:19p	I believe in wash fulfillment. I ...
8:13p	"Can you imagine how life could ...

14th

4:18a	Youth doesn't excuse everything. ...
12:05p	Now I think I just reached the ...
2:04p	Hmmm ... a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT ...

15th

8:03a	"Get back to your stations!" "We're ...
6:03p	TV is chewing gum for the eyes. ...
8:07p	Punishment becomes ineffective ...

16th

10:19a	There is an order of things in ...
12:19p	I had to censor everything my sons ...
4:18p	History tends to exaggerate. ...
6:16p	If Robert Di Niro assassinates ...
10:16p	Disco oil bussing will create a ...

17th

2:08a	One does not thank logic. ...
12:14p	THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING ...
8:12p	You can take all the impact that ...

18th

4:08a	A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, ...
8:03p	History is curious stuff ...
10:14p	Another war ... must it always ...

19th

8:05a	Hug O' War I will not ...
10:15a	I am pleased to see that we have ...
2:02p	full ... please delete anyone ...
6:00p	I'm changing my name to Chrysler I'm ...
8:17p	No problem is insoluble. ...
10:07p	I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy ...

20th

4:12a	A star captain's most solemn oath ...
12:01p	I'm having BEAUTIFUL THOUGHTS about ...
2:00p	I can't decide which WRONG TURN ...
4:18p	I just remembered something about ...
8:11p	There comes to all races an ultimate ...

21st

2:17a	I realize that command does have ...
6:13p	You speak of courage. Obviously ...
8:12p	Knowledge, sir, should be free ...
10:16p	While you're chewing, think of ...

22nd

12:12a	[Doctors and Bartenders], We both ...
4:02a	Somewhere in suburban Honolulu, ...
10:04a	I wonder if I ought to tell them ...
4:12p	POLYESTER, 20 ...
10:11p	I've read SEVEN MILLION books!! I've ...

23rd

2:15a	Most legends have their basis in ...
8:08a	Speaking of love, one problem that ...
12:00p	Rattling around the back of my ...
4:09p	'Twas the nocturnal segment of ...

24th

12:06a	[Doctors and Bartenders], We both ...
2:03a	"Can you imagine how life could ...
4:10a	Worlds may change, galaxies disintegrate, ...
12:11p	Beifeld's Principle: The ...
2:18p	Get GUMMed ...

25th

2:16a	It is a human characteristic to ...
4:14a	The rhino is a homely beast, For ... - 1 reply

26th

12:19a	Lots of people drink from the wrong ...
4:16a	YOU PICKED KARL MALDEN'S NOSE!! YOU ...
6:00a	I thought my people would grow ...
10:15a	We have DIFFERENT amounts of HAIR ...
4:17p	Hey, wait a minute!! I want a ...

27th

4:01p	Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY ...
6:19p	No animal should ever jump on the ...
10:19p	Okay ... I'm going home to write ...

28th

2:08a	After his Ignoble Disgrace, ...
4:05a	A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, ...
8:03a	You Earth people glorified organized ...
10:04a	Barbie says, Take quaaludes in ...
12:07p	The birds are singing, the flowers ...
4:13p	Do you like "TENDER VITTLES"? Do ...
8:02p	You'll learn something about men ...

29th

2:10p	Isn't this my STOP?! Isn't ...
8:02p	There's a little picture of ED ...

30th

4:07a	Our missions are peaceful -- not ...
6:03a	Wow! Look!! A stray meatball!! ...
8:05a	It appears that after his death, ...
8:01p	Love sometimes expresses itself ...
10:00p	Oh my GOD -- the SUN just fell ...

31st

2:01a	... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION ...
12:19p	When I was seven years old, I was ...
6:03p	"It's hard to believe that something ...
8:16p	Sometimes a man will tell his bartender ...