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[07 Jul 2008|11:46am] |
"Phylly Boy on his runaway smash sitcom Sutanas for Jesus.
I first thought of the idea for Sultanas for Jesus while in my kitchen staring at a roll. It's a name that just came to me and bears no relevance whatsoever to the actual sitcom, which focuses on a group of teachers in modern secondary comprehensive who have no knowledge at all, of anything. A bit like me, in fact. You could say it's about me. Being a teacher. Which i'm not. You've got a geography teacher who makes up the world as he goes along, names and shit like that. Yeah? French teacher who just says "Le" at the start of every word and tells all those who disagree with this to fuck off, a P.E teacher who hates sports, and the fuckin' jewel in the anus, the sex education teacher who thinks that just doing that thing with your fingers in a circle and putting another finger through that circle counts as sex education. He even uses balloons to illustrate the clitoris."
And then I woke up. I wanted to be famous! I actually dreamt about something else. Something I don't wish to talk about. Something that shows my subconcious still has issues. Or does it? Dreamoods is vague. On the shoulders? Very keen.
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[07 Jul 2008|03:08pm] |
The seagulls are giving it. Every day there they are on top of a chimney top, braying out loud. As soon as I walk outside, they follow me down the road, calling out to the others. Today I was chased down the road by five of them. What the hell? I even started to run and pretend that I was like some bloke out of an old film, running from a plane or something.
Gives me an idea for Dan's birthday card. Seagulls. All seagulls, with Helder Postiga's face. Dan hates seagulls and Helder Postiga. You see, Postiga was a Tottenham player once and was rubbish, also scoring against England in Euro 2004.
I'll show you the card when I make it.
Tonight is poker time. I'll tell you all about it tomorrow. Tomorrow is Dan's birthday, i'll tell you all about that on Wednesday. Nothing more to report. Any ideas for Sultanas for Jesus? I'm going to start writing characters soon in preperation for a script.
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[07 Jul 2008|04:39pm] |
Thinking of going on holiday? Have a look at my new monochrome holiday adverts.
Don't take this silliness seriously, I love France actually. To prove it's just a laugh, here's one for England too. What where I come from.
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[07 Jul 2008|04:52pm] |
So, this series of questions tells me that i'm one of only four percent of men with my character type.
Your Personality is Very Rare (INFP)
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Your personality type is dreamy, romantic, elegant, and expressive.
Only about 5% of all people have your personality, including 6% of all women and 4% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Perceiving.
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Sounds about right.
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