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[07 Apr 2008|03:33pm] |
Facebook quiz tells me that i'm a vagina, rather than a penis. I'm a vagina with a penis, and that ain't a bad combination to be, I think. Always thought I was a bit of a cunt. Boom fucking boom!
Tomorrow i'll be scanning a photograph for you. During a rather busy Monday lunch, David whipped out his digital camera, and we took a photo. Dan, Dave and I, in a brilliant photo, not actually mucking about or anything. Just three bloke, kitchen staff action.
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[07 Apr 2008|07:51pm] |
Coming soon to Morphine Nation, probably, if I can be fucking bothered, why the Stereophonics should be hung, why Oasis are still ubiquituous enough to warrant their death by being submerged in molten plastic, and why Girls Aloud should be shot at dawn. By the village children.
Reasons for this.
1. The Stereophonics sound exactly like the aural equivalent of eating cold boiled potatoes.
2. Oasis are like one of those "Ascent to man" charts, but with each passing year they travel in the opposite direction.
3. Girls Aloud are a tedious band of slags. They are, without doubt, the most annoying women to ever emerge from somebody's cunt. And I hate them.
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