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[31 Mar 2008|04:16pm]
Apparently men miss flirtatious signals and deem them as friendly, and see friendly signals as flirtatious.

I myself, haven't got a bloody clue. I was thinking about this, as a report filled my ears. I've never been able to interpret them. Why do you think i'm single all the time, rubbish? I'm well charming and i've got a penis and a head, but I can't flirt. Unless, I know somebody likes me.

Today, i'm starting doing writing and 'ting on Morphine Nation. Look for me there. A swift warning though. I'm going to be a lot more offensive. Like I am here, but even more so. Remember, it's all a joke. I'm lovely really. Honest.

Fuck my shit sack off.
Get your lovely gas giants here!

[31 Mar 2008|06:29pm]
Oh no. Oh shit. What have I gone and done?

I've gone and bought a new Ipod, that's all. Nearly a hundered quid. I had to sit myself down, like parents with a child, and say "Right, if we get you this, you can't go out drinking every night, okay? Be good, or it's going to be sent back"

And I nodded like a bitch. A bitch who's getting a new Ipod nano.

I shall have to stay in a few nights. But on the plus side, my tunes will be back in my ears, and my soul, where they belong.
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[31 Mar 2008|08:44pm]
Tentativity dictates that my posts on the nation will at first be somewhat limited, purely because i'm finding my feet, and am fully aware that reception could well be mixed. Not everybody laughs at the same thing.

So we'll see what happens. I'm not going to flood the site with crap just to make my name known.

I might have a night out again tonight. I have a throat that is sore, and easily soothed by alcohol. I wasn't going to go out at all, but them's the breaks, i'm afraid. My only real excuse is that it's my day off tomorrow, so I may as well enjoy it. Buying a new Ipod will hit, but not a great deal if I soon start to discipline myself.

I've gotten lazy. I'm going to start a diary for days to drink and days to not. I reckon from now on i'll have Monday, Friday, and Sunday as nominal drinking nights, and Wednesday, Thursday and Tuesday as no drinking nights. Saturday will be a wait-and-see night, depending on work and money.

So, we'll see what we can do about that. If I have a plan, and a goal, I can sort myself out. This week we're watching the Champion's League, so I will be out on Wednesday, but we'll sort that out later. There shall be exceptions.
Get your lovely gas giants here!

[31 Mar 2008|09:07pm]
Destructoid.com writing chum of mine Jim Sterling (Mighty demi-god that he is) has gone and done another Uncle Cheeky.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=20576133&blogID=370763021

This is uncommonly good. I laughed so much the shit never stopped pissing out of my stinking anus.
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