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[01 Dec 2006|12:47am] |
1. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
A lampost.
2. Who do you blame for your mood today?
Nobody is. I'm okay. In fact, nobody can affect my mood, for it is a secular church these days, and only I can get in. It's a shit fucking church.
3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
No.
4. What should we do w/ stupid people??
Depends what you deem as stupid, stupid.
5. How long do you think you will live?
As long as an elderly horse.
6. What was the first thing you did this morning?
Woke up and decided to sleep for five minutes more. This turned out to be an hour, by which time it was 11:27am. About the only advantage of working at twelve is that you can have such luxuries.
7. What color are your bedroom walls?
Blue.
8. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
I haven't, yet.
9. last person you went out to dinner with?
Bolb, Rich-Lew-Moto, and Dan-I-Boy.
10. Are you spoiled?
No.
11. Do you drink lots of water?
Yes.
12. Last person of the opposite sex who hugged you?
I think it was Alicia.
13. How do you vent your anger?
I write, I shout, I bang things.
14. The last compliment you received?
Sweet, charming, cute lovely French girl said she liked my hair.
15. Do you look more like your mother or father?
My father. I have the same laughter lines next to my eyes.
16. When was the last time you threw up?
The morning after some heavy boozing in the New Inn, a month ago. Or two.
17. Is your best friend a virgin?
No.
18. What theme does your room have?
Well to do slum.
19. When was the last time you were at a party?
I think it was Suzanne's barbeque, in the summer.
20. Did anything fun or interesting happen?
Yes, many things. I was funnier than i've ever been. It doesn't happen often.
21. Do you think people in the military are sexy?
Not by default of being in the military, no.
22. The last website you visited?
This one, you prickshit.
23. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
I think it was Dan.
24. Last concert you went to?
The shitfaced ringpiece choir.
25. Last person you went to the movies with?
Bolb and dad, I think.
27. Ever dated or had sex with a policeman?
No.
28. Ever dated or had sex with someone in the military?
No.
29. Ever dated or had sex with a pro sports player?
No.
30. Today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week?
Forward. Back is just the same night with slightly different people. And booze.
31. Anyone you want to spend time with soon?
Miss D. Only to get to know her.
32. What makes you feel like you aren't important?
A couple of people, but it's not their opinion that's important. So you know, fuck them. Kay? Kay.
33. Are you special?
I'm as special as the next fucking retard.
34. What did you do today?
I worked and drank.
35. What did you do tonight?
See above, shit-cunts.
36. Any plans for the rest of the night?
I'm going to watch Frasier. Now fuck off.
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[01 Dec 2006|12:51am] |
Lick my head, and fuck,
my dirty hole, suck my cock,
it's flavoured, you know.
Good nighty!
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[01 Dec 2006|03:25pm] |
December begins with as much festivity as a sock floating in a barrel of sick. Work's been fairly shit, though not as bad as yesterday afternoon. But then comparing a normal shift to OAP Thursday is like comparing a turn to a shit-storm.
I can't be bothered to do any homework today, I have no interest in doing anything other than slouching about in my old superman boxers (sans elastic, which died a long time ago) and doing fuck all. My boxers kept falling down today. Lucky I was wearing stuff over them, really.
Tonight will be shit. Buffet for twenty four at least, at seven thirty. You'd have thought that would be early enough to get it all done by the end, but it very rarely works out that way. They had better not keep me late, the bastards. I hate, hate, hate buffets.
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[01 Dec 2006|03:53pm] |
Apparently Lyndsay Lohan has five thousand pairs of shoes. Five thousand more pairs of shoes than she has brain cells. This is without doubt Yahoo's most important news of the day, following that news that Will Smith shat a gold coin earlier, and Britney Spears has an inflatable front door.
If I ever get the opportunity, I will shit, piss and sick up in every single one of Lohan's fucking shoes. Stupid fucking snake eyed, pin headed cockwitch.
Herbie goes up your fucking arsehole.
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