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[28 Oct 2006|12:52am] |
Yeah, guy. It's me, ya jerk. Just here to say i've been busy and i'm as tired as a burnt bus. It's been a fucking busy evening, with loads of guys eating, small amount of drinking, and no stinking thinking. Tomorrow, more of da same. If I bruise up like an pear, catch me a bear, yeah?
Night, ya buncha crikeys.
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[28 Oct 2006|01:01am] |
New stats from this week's Premier League.
1 BumClatter United
2 Cheese Argument FC
3 Cast me an aspersion, i'll knock your stomach out Borough
4 Trampe Avenue FC
5 Piss gives you strength United
6 The peculiar doubts we all feel when confronted by an image of Christ in a piece of toast United
7 Hammer me senseless FC
8 Tits? I'll take a while, cheers
9 Clogs and the best way to see the future United
10 I can't believe it's not buggery United
Bumclatter United top the table with a good whipping of Hammer me senselss United, while the Clogs took one in the shoe from the buggers from United. Next week, the Piss gets a visit from Christ.
Goodnight.
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[28 Oct 2006|03:54pm] |
Presenting the only glint of joy in an otherwise shit day.
Liverpool 3-0 Aston Villa
Hooray. And it's only half time.
Such a tiny minutaie is the only thing making today any good at all. I've been delayed by work, again. More late people, again. Loads of prep to do, again. I'm getting tired, i'm still ill, and I think i'm working on my own tonight.
FUCKING GREAT.
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[28 Oct 2006|05:46pm] |
You know, the modern misanthrope often thinks that the old saying "Children should be seen and not heard", is an almost perfect mantra. I actually think they should be neither heard, nor seen. And especially not heard, especially when they're careening around like a bunch of little drugged up retards outside my fucking window, screeching, shouting, arguing, bellowing and whining like little animated fucking TURDS.
I wish for the days you could toss a pot of boiling oil out onto their stupid tiny prickfaced heads.
Tossers.
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[28 Oct 2006|05:56pm] |
By the way, the boiling oil was a JOKE.
Yeah..
I meant bricks. Or elephants. Or boulders.
Anyway, not much time for much else. See you later.
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