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Those perishin' spheres! Dozens of 'em!

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[23 Oct 2006|12:13am]

Right. I'm at Graham's house. We're drinking stuff, and currently in the room are Daniel and G. This is an on the road update. Great fun! Obviously, none of this means anything to you lot, but to me it's a laugh.

Cheers.

See you lot later.

Message from Dan.

"Hi im dAN AN CURRENTLY SINGLE AN LUKIN 4 A GF AN BIT DWUNK LUK AT ME PIX IF U LIKE WOT U C EMAIL PHILLY XMWAHX"

Right, that is Dan, actually typing, on MY JOURNAL. How post-modern is that? Brilliant.

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[23 Oct 2006|12:18am]

There is currently a room full of people here distantly talking about chess. I'm not quite sure whats going on, but i'm going to go and play it now.

Cheers then!

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[23 Oct 2006|12:21am]

Thanks,

i'll be okay,

so don't worry,

just do what you do,

and i'll be fine,

i've sold you to the mint,

so don't hang around my wrist no more...

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[23 Oct 2006|03:43am]

Well, I think I should tell you that i am smashed, beyond all reasoning, in fact it's surprising i'm compus mentis at all. Thanks to my young friends for me getting home at all.

Now, I need to sober up.

Goooooooooood, night.

I see London, I see Sam's Town.

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[23 Oct 2006|03:52am]

Ha!

Hahhhhh!

HAHHHHHHHHHHahHAHHHAhaHH!

And, if you will..

HAHAHHAHAH!

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[23 Oct 2006|03:20pm]

As you will no doubt have guessed, I got out of my cunt last night, and rolled in posting drunken missives at three in the morning. Astonishingly, my head was pretty clear this morning. I'm a very, very lucky boy. I have a headache now, due to not having eaten all day, and i'm incredibly sophorific this afternoon. So i'm going to lie down before work.

Ciao.

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[23 Oct 2006|11:25pm]

Another poxy quiz.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Neil
Birthday: September 6th, 1976
Birthplace: Margate, Kent. I'm a filthy ragamuffin
Current Location: Minster
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: Five feet and eight inches
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right.
Your Heritage: English. And some sprinklings of Italian and er..Welsh.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ones that go on my feet.
Your Weakness: Moodswings.
Your Fears: Spiders, barrels, tar, carrots, and bells.
Your Perfect Pizza: One with a picture of a cunt in the middle
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To do something big. By that I mean personally breaking a barrier.
Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ace
Thoughts First Waking Up: So is it sustained coughing or yawning on the cards today then?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes. Arse. Hair.
Your Bedtime: It varies.
Your Most Missed Memory: It's quite hard to say. So I won't. Truth is I don't really know.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Fuck them both. And fuck the question.
Single or Group Dates: Single. Because usually there's only fucking me there!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ah, sod off.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee.
Do you Smoke: I'm trying not to. But yes.
Do you Swear: What do you fucking well think?
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: Yes.
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I am, sort of.
Do you want to get Married: No, I don't think so.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I have some way to go, but yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: I don't know. In different ways, possibly yes.
Are you a Health Freak: No.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes.
Do you play an Instrument: I play the crushed brass leg.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh dear, you haven't been paying attention.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Well, YEAH.
Ever been called a Tease: I might have been.
Ever been Beaten up: No.
Ever Shoplifted: No.
How do you want to Die: Eating a brick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A hall of mirrors.
What country would you most like to Visit: Graballand
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark, of any shade.
Favourite Hair Color: I don't care.
Short or Long Hair: No preference, but long hair does catch the eye.
Height: Don't give a toss. A tall midget.
Weight: Bigger than an eyeball, smaller than a farm. Fucking shit question.
Best Clothing Style: Don't care. Mauve horse's jacket.
Number of Drugs I have taken: What the fuck has that to do with girls?
Number of CDs I own: About fifty
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Currently, none.

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

I am suffering a consistent and debilitating cough. It's really starting to getting to be an ache in the face, and i'm not in the mood to do anything, other than work and sleep. I have to work, whether I want to or not. I have to do my homework too, and I haven't a single idea. I will just write about a pencil stabbing, or a horse show. Or a leek brigade. Or a massive boulder rolling around a street and smashing into shop windows. Or a bear tombola. Or a cunillingus party.

Yes, i'll do that.

And then the two girls licked each other into heights not experienced or seen since the last parachuting porn party. The virtues of sherbert on the clit was clear, the fun had only started. Linda took the naughty balloon in her mouth and sucked it into the pissing outer reaches

I think teach would LOVE THAT SHIT.

Goodnight, you oddball beachballs.

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