| [ series 1 ] |
| Name: | Neil |
| Birthday: | 06 09 76 |
| Birthplace: | Margate, England. |
| Current Location: | Minster, England |
| Eye Color: | Hazel |
| Hair Color: | Dark brown |
| Righty or Lefty: | Righty |
| Zodiac Sign: | Virgo |
| Font: | I don't know, the one I write in, bucko. |
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| [ series 2 - your favorite ] |
| Music: | Nobou Uematsu |
| Cartoon: | Angry Beavers |
| Color: | Black |
| Car: | A micro clown car. |
| Slushy Flavor: | Strawberry, I would suppose. |
| Magazine: | Anything with cats. A cat magazine. Written by cats, for cats. |
| TV Show: | Twin Peaks |
| Song at the Moment: | Melodies of life - Final Fantasy IX |
| Language: | I love French |
| Spice Girl: | They all make my vomit turn bloody |
| Food & Beverage: | Chicken. Guiness. |
| Subject in School: | English. |
| Weekend Activity: | Little time for anything other than work. |
| Frozen Yogurt: | I don't like it. |
| Roller Coaster: | They go up and down fast. No preference. |
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| [ series 3 - what is ] |
| Your most overused phrase: | "You really are a lumbering priapic imbecile, aren't you?" |
| First thing you thought when you woke up: | "What the hell did I do that for?" |
| Last image/thought you go to sleep with: | A Futurama DVD menu |
| First feature you notice of opposite sex: | EYES, of course. |
| Best name for a Butler: | Graves. |
| Wussiest Sport: | Sipping piss from a shoe |
| Your best feature: | I have nice eyes. |
| Your greatest fear: | Loneliness. |
| Your greatest accomplishment: | Getting out into the world. |
| Your most missed memory: | Talking to Zoe. For better or for worse, she made me fell better. |
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| [ series 4 - you prefer ] |
| Pepsi or Coke: | Black water. |
| McDonald's or Burger King: | I want to kill everybody in the world when I read this question. |
| Single or Group Dates: | Depends who they are. |
| Adidas or Nike: | Fuck both of them. Right up the arse. |
| Chicken nuggets or Chicken fingers: | NUGGETS. |
| Dogs or Cats: | Cats. Dogs are fur masses with tongues |
| Rugrats or Doug: | Rugrats. |
| Single or Taken: | Single as a black flower. |
| Monica or Brandy: | They're both pushers of diluted R&B piss, fuck them both. |
| Tupac or Jay-Z: | Tupac, at a push. |
| Shania Twain or LeAnn Rhymes: | Hate........HATE.....HAAATE. |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: | A pea lager of my choice, if you please. |
| One pillow or Two: | Two. |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: | Chocolate. |
| Hot chocolate or Hot cocoa: | COCOA. |
| Cappucino or Coffee: | Coffee |
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| [ series 5 - do you ] |
| Shower everyday: | Yes. Twice usually. |
| Have a crush: | I don't know. I don't think so anymore. |
| Think you've been in love: | No. |
| Want to go to college: | Am at the moment. |
| Like high school: | I didn't much, no. it is past. |
| Want to get married: | I've no idea. Are you offering? Where is my ring? Oh, there it is. |
| Type correctly: | Indeed. |
| Believe in yourself: | In some ways yes. In other ways, no. |
| Have any tattoos? Where: | Not yet. |
| Have any piercings? Where: | See above. |
| Get motion sickness: | No. |
| Think you're a health freak: | Nope. |
| Get along with your parents: | Not as parents, no. More like two people I live with, who argue with each other for my benefit. |
| Like thunderstorms: | Yes, they're beautiful. |
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| [ series 6 - the future ] |
| Age your plan to be married: | I don't know if I do. |
| Number and names of children: | 2. Amelie and.......can't think of the other. A nice boy's name. Possibly James, or something. |
| Where will you be at age 20: | Are you paying attention to previous details? No, you're just a list of questions. Carry on. |
| Dream wedding: | With a wall of heads circling and wailing campfire songs in Russian, and a saxaphone playing cannon ball. With a face. |
| How do you want to die: | In a bed with the one I love. Never gonna happen. |
| Dream job: | Comedy writer |
| Country you'd like to visit: | Canada, Japan, China. |
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| [ series 7 - opposite sex ] |
| Best eye color: | Hazel |
| Best hair color: | Dark brown. Black. Anything unusual as well , I suppose. |
| Short or long hair: | Long. |
| Best height: | Quite short, thought it really doesn't matter. Just going on past fancies. |
| Best weight: | Not bothered. |
| Best clothes: | Whatever befits the person wearing them. |
| Best first date location: | A restaruant revolving on a plastic wasp's back. |
| Best first kiss location: | "Field of the shrews" |
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| [ series 8 - other ] |
| Last time you slept with a stuffed animal: | Couple of years ago. It was later used to snuff out a flaming bin that i'd hurled a lit fag butt in. |
| Rings before you answer the phone: | Either two, or I don't bother. |
| What's on your mousepad: | Nothing. It's a wooden shelf. |
| How many houses you've lived in: | Two. |
| How many schools you've gone to: | Three |
| Bedroom carpet color: | Black with grey things. |
| Shave your head for $5,000?: | Yes. I could always grow it long again. |
| Stranded on a desert island. Take three things. No people: | A claw hammer for smashing things up whilst crying.. A book, and a pen. |
| Best time of your life so far: | When we were all friends. |