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[01 Sep 2004|08:55am] |
Apparently i'm good looking according to Stoney. It was at the Bell last night, during the fug of Guiness, talks about fucking Riddick and fucking Magnolia, most of our Blurty mob was there, Anive, Megaphonic yelling like the god of noise, Stoney barking like a pack of hell dogs, Anive laughing and banning me from her cd collection (Again), and Vince smirking all the way through.
So it's nice to know, though he IS a man and he was drinking above the Stoney limit.
Funny old night though.
Fuck pub politics, by the way.
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[01 Sep 2004|09:03am] |
Anyhoo, the Stonewall Supernova and I are off to college today, as he has an interview, and i'm there to hang around behind him waving finger puppets to distract the interviewer.....
"So Mr Stoney......says here that you pull the heads of.......................off..........er.."
"What's wrong?"
"Fin.....er.....things...behind you"
*Muffled Sniggering*
"What?"
"They were just there! THE CAST OF FAME IN FINGER PUPPET FORM?"
"You can tell that from a finger puppet? Anyway, there's nothing there, just a hystercial phylly boy interrupting MY INTERVIEW...GET OUT PHYLLIS"
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[01 Sep 2004|09:31am] |
Stoney's getting ready a few roads away, so I guess i'd better do the same. Let's blow this fucking joint already...set fire to the road, and bring the flaming dogs of hell with us.
Or we could just go to Broadstairs.
Bye for now, everybody!
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[01 Sep 2004|09:35am] |
"Bonzo...i'm afraid...we'll not be asking for your services again....i'm sorry..."
"WHa....why? I NEED THIS.......PLEASE..."
"There's nothing wrong with the quality of your work...and the puppets beautifully made....I have to say..."
"Well, what's FUCKING WRONG THEN? PLEASE GOD, I REALLY NEED THIS JOB...i'll do better..."
"Nothing, this was a children's show...that's all..."
"Yeah?"
"I don't think they were quite ready for a puppetry version of the film "Scum" just yet...I think the tiny Ray Winstone weilding a sock with a marble in it kind of sent them over the edge. The tears, Bonzo..."
"I'm sorry, PLEASE GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! I'll make Phil Daniels more like the Blur video!"
"Sorry, Bonzo...please let go of my leg....you're smearing me with lipstick"
"OH GOD PLEASE! I CAN'T SEE MY KIDS! I CAN'T SEE MY FUCKING KIDS ANYMORE!"
Ha ha! More KEEERAZY antics with Bonzo soon, folks!
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[01 Sep 2004|12:02pm] |
Just been to the college. Enrolled on AS Level English I hope, course is part time and runs on a Monday evening, and is at least a notch above GCSE, and I am fully capable of doing it.
Might do a language concurrently, which wouldn't cost too much more, and would set me up nicely for any work overseas, would love to have that English qualification behind me, with the backing of knowing at least the basics of another language.
Stoney had an interview whilst I filled in my application form. He has to do lots of other things too, but at the least he's on the way, a way to SUCCESS.
Having obviously spelt that word wrongly you would possibly question my English grade being an A. Or is it? Two "c"'s in success?
I don't know...we drove home and laughed with Faithless on the stereo, at the sheer blind cheek of us going back to college to diminish it's reputation further.
"You can bail out here, Phyllis", said Stoney, at the junction down the road from my house. I did, I stepped out and did a roll on the concrete. I suppose these cinematic stunts have more punch when the car is actually MOVING.
So that's all good then. Hopefully nothing will go wrong with my application THIS TIME. If all DOES go well, i'll turn up Saturday and enroll on a French course or something. Sacre' fucking Bleu.
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[01 Sep 2004|12:14pm] |
And so everything has come full circle. I'll be really pleased if I can attend this course, it's evening, and so will not clash with work or my day off, and I can attribute enough time to study as I wish or need.
I never thought i'd be able to address the nightmare of exam and actually coming out with an A at the end of is a miracle for someone who left school with more "e"s than a version of Scrabble with extra "e"'s.
So let's keep our fingers crossed, folks. Fuck the other GCSE's...they can wait. I want to carry on with the English for now.
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