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[24 Dec 2003|10:53am] |
It's Christmas Eve! To celebrate, here is a report on my possibly having Adult ADD!
"This questionnaire, though not a substitute for a clinical evaluation, is designed to help you recognize if you may have symptoms of ADD and would benefit from further assessment by a physician.
The responses you have provided indicate that your symptoms may be consistent with Adult ADD. It may be beneficial for you to talk with your healthcare professional about an evaluation.
Only your doctor can make a definite diagnosis. If you have concerns or questions regarding ADD, discuss your results and any concerns with your physician and/or other healthcare professional.
Learn more about a medication option. >>Read More
Use the print button below to print out your responses to the questionnaire and take it to your doctor. "
Merry fucking Christmas to you too!
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[24 Dec 2003|11:05am] |
I'm just so fucking festive! Here's what Freud thinks of me:
"Neil, Freud would say your strongest unconscious conflict stems from events that happened when you were a Toddler.
He would also conclude that relative to others, your personality today is moderately affected by the events of your childhood. It appears that your biggest unconscious conflict that still afflicts you stems from what Freud defined as the anal stage of development that occurred when you were between a year and a half and three years old. Freud would say that this conflict can manifest in your personality by giving you a tendency to be especially orderly or clean, or "retentive." You may also harbor a strong rebellious streak. This normally happens when parents toilet-train a child on some kind of schedule, rather than at the child's natural pace and the child naturally reacts by struggling for their autonomy and the legitimacy of their needs.
Freud defined five psychosexual developmental stages that everyone goes through on their way from infancy to adolescence. And each of those stages is associated with adult personality traits. At each stage, we all had to overcome certain "conflicts" or hurdles as we learned new skills and developed relationships with others. No one gets through all five stages without having trouble with at least one of them. And it's this unresolved "trouble" that Freud encouraged people to travel back to, recognize, and overcome.
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Bloody great. I'm off to burn the tree.
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[24 Dec 2003|11:10am] |
Poke yourself in the eye with a bauble, it's the Chakra Test:
"Neil, your most positive energy is flowing from your Sixth Chakra
This chakra is located in the center of your forehead and is often called the third eye. The sixth chakra represents your ability to see and really know truth. In your case, this chakra appears to be clear and unblocked so that positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your sixth chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy center. You're apt to be accepting of the people and events in your life rather than pass judgment on them. You're also likely to have developed a higher level of intuition than most people have.
Whether they're allowing positive energy to flow or preventing it from doing so, all seven of your body's chakras contribute to how you are feeling on a day-to-day basis. When they're balanced, you feel energized and at the top of your game. When they're unbalanced, you may feel tired or 'off'.
While we have focused on identifying the one chakra that allows your positive energy to flow most freely, we have also discovered the ways your other six chakras are handling the passage of energy"
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