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[07 Dec 2003|09:51am] |
The last night of the Playhouse drew to a close last night, climaxing in a pub full of thesps. And Graham Burton! Down in Minster for a couple of days. It was fantastic to see the blighter, who looked a bit like a bull fighter. He's had his hair cut, and a pencil moustache.
Reckon on there being plenty drinkin' with the Burton tonight then.
And for the final time until i don't know when, i saw Zoe.
Roy was in the pub, yelling his head off. He'd been to see the play, and regaled us with tales of his shouting during the performance. And getting threatened with chucking out.
Only Roy could get chucked out of a panto.
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[07 Dec 2003|09:57am] |
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Oh yes, just realised Tori Amos is fucking great. Only took me about ten more years than everybody else.
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[07 Dec 2003|10:04am] |
So what do i do now this is all over? There is a plan: The next audtions are in January. Maybe this time, i'll fucking be IN it.
Great. My dad's getting up. This is signififed by a thud in the room above, followed by several smaller thuds.
It is annoying....but wait folks, i'm getting way off the beaten track here. I really want to be in the Playhouse next time. Many of my new friends are in there. Especially Zoe, who i need to keep contact with.
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| Billy and the elves Epsiode 5 |
[07 Dec 2003|10:13am] |
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Billy finds out the elf has built organic structures all over the walls of his bedroom. Strange, pulsating, bio matter, with the faces of his friends in it. Billy is at breaking point, and begins chiselling his fingernails off.
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[07 Dec 2003|10:34am] |
The most in demand toys this Christmas:
1. The pig mincer.
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| Givin' it all away. |
[07 Dec 2003|10:45am] |
December in the village. The quiet was so quiet it could be heard...the odd person wandered between the quanitly lit houses and the decorated shops.
Frank the jewellery shop owner was closing for the day. He took in his advertisement placard, wrapped his coat tightly around his small frame, and walked shivering over to his beaten up Chevy.
As he drew near, he noticed something amiss. the lock had been chipped off, and the door was open.
"Oh no. What's happened here?", he thought. Peering into the car, he saw that the radio was gone. Along with the things he'd brought for his family.
Just then his legs were yanked out from underneath him by an unseen force. He hit the floor face first.
"Get his wallet! Get the fucker's wallet!"
Frank was dazed, and thought the voice sounded familiar. He looked through blurred vision at the assailant.
It was a reindeer.
Christmas was fucking coming home.
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| Billy and the Elves: Episode 6 |
[07 Dec 2003|10:53am] |
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The elf modifies the molecular structure of Billy's dog, turning it into a kind of obscene bubbling paste. Billy chews an arm off in horror.
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| Billy and the Elves: Episode 7 |
[07 Dec 2003|10:54am] |
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Billy seeks solace from Santa, only to find out that the elf is in cahoots with Santa, and has a headset with Santa belching instructions to him on how to destroy lives. Billy is left jaded and untrusting, and hurls himself at the Christmas tree hoping to impale himself.
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