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[01 Nov 2003|09:24am] |
Last night was to have been a Haloween trip to Sue's. I didn't go in the end, was just a little bit worried and angry about many things, and would not have been a great deal of fun.
So i spent the evening in the Bell staring at an ashtray and drinking Stella, whilst talking to Bolb...Lucy came out later and joined us. Now my head is banging. Banging like a case of shrews.
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[01 Nov 2003|09:27am] |
It's my parent's 70,000th wedding anniversary today. A day that will pass with complete indifference in both their minds. It's astonishing the apathy i feel to such an event. Marriage is something i'm not greatly used to myself.
I think if i ever got married, i'd have to turn up on wheels. Not a car...actually with wheels attatched to my knees.
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| Dogs |
[01 Nov 2003|05:47pm] |
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Dogs were invented in 1952, as a result of a biological crisis involving smurfs and Pete Waterman. They were made when Pete stumbled whilst carrying a cup of sewage to the bank.
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| The art of being a girl |
[01 Nov 2003|07:28pm] |
Zoe said something to me on Tuesday, which i intend to pull apart here for comedy effect.
Tuesday night - Somewhere around nine thirty:
Zoe: I need to take you shopping, your money of course...
Me: Yes...and we can...er...you can style me and that.
Zoe: Yeah...i think you'd look good in a punk kind of way (Alarm bells ringing)
Me: Eh?
Zoe: No...don't look like that! You would, with hair colour...and gelled hair...that kind of style. Honestly! Like Alex out of Fame Academy.
(I'm thinking now...heyyyyy...is this some kind of an indirect compliment? Maybe like...Alex is really good looking and maybe this is a GOOD thing. Maybe i should take her advice seriously.)
Me: Alright...we'll sort it, toots. (I didn't say toots, it just reads funnier) I'll get a Thursday off...and we can go and turn me into a goddamned punk..
Friday
Me: Yeah, so Zo said i'd look good with a style like that Alex out of Fame Academy!
Bolb: Phyllis....Alex is a GIRL..
The future of Phyllis? Like fuck...
Me:.................what?
Bolb: She's a girl...she looks a bit blokish....
Great... So i'd look good as an uneasy composite-of-two sexes-punk who is a bloke that looks a bit like a girl who's a bit of a tomboy. Cheers, Zo! I don't know WHAT sex i am now.
I'm just playing baby, you know i love to make cheap laughs and sketches out of these things.
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