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[25 Oct 2003|12:06pm] |
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I have the spark and desire to write something new. Just to create a new sketch, as i have not for a while. Probably based on spoons.
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[25 Oct 2003|01:14pm] |
I think my eyeballs are shrinking. I can feel them shaking like bloody kinder egg capsules in a storm.
I might have to go to the opticians. I should take Melanie out next week, when i'm on holiday. I want to go shopping, and to cheer her up.
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[25 Oct 2003|01:19pm] |
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My vague interest in the hilarious joker filled game of football goes increasingly unrewarded. Leeds have equalised at Liverpool.
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[25 Oct 2003|01:24pm] |
Bonzo the clown had an affluent lifestyle. His children's parties and tomfoolery kept him in caviar and red noses to the point where his swimming pool was full of them.
The only problem was, Bonzo was lonely. He wanted somebody to share his life with. In the end he settled on a dating service for clowns. The dating service where clowns meet.
Bonzo ended up with a match to a clown in Scarborough. They met.
"So, what do you do?" he asked Sally the clown, for this was her name
"I'm a CLOWN."
"Oh yeah. Any hobbies?"
"I like smashing vases, and chortling"
"Me too!"
They got on famously. Until Bonzo starting masturbating furiously like he was honking a fucking horn.
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[25 Oct 2003|01:36pm] |
Benny's Ball.
Benny had a ball. It was big and yellow, and he played in the garden with it every day. One day the ball spoke back to him and bared huge glinting teeth. Benny never recovered.
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[25 Oct 2003|01:51pm] |
Children's animations that should be made
BILLY THE CONCETE SLAB.
Hear me out, people. Billy could easily be as intrinsically loveable as Nemo, or that fucking eyeball out of "Monsters INC" given the chance. All you have to do is staple on a big eye and some fucking Christmas baubles, throw a child into the equation, and you're set.
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE IN POMPEII: THE CARTOON
Completely ill thought out clash of storylines, in a cartoon form, to cloud the tragedy in hilarious voices and magic and stuff.
THA KANGAROO THAT DID FUCK ALL UNUSUAL, APART FROM BEING WRONGLY LABELLED AS A SORT OF FURRY PRIEST, SIMPLY BECAUSE IT HOPPED PAST A CHURCH.
Ecclesiastical fun.
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[25 Oct 2003|01:52pm] |
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Ooh, Liverpool have retaken the lead. I'm going to the Bell Inn now. Boredom and love of Guiness are the reasons. Now g'wan, git!
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