| Groaning awake. |
[10 Oct 2003|07:26am] |
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I can't stop YAWNING. In a minute, i'm going to staple a foot to my own head in anger.
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| The menu that never gets out of bed. |
[10 Oct 2003|07:53am] |
Starters
Pogo Sticks:- £21231
Side orders of diseases:- £34
Soup of the Day:- "Harmful Acids" £11111111
Mains
The subtle approach:- £2111
A dislodged bottle of Bournon:- £1
Fracas involving you beating
uselessly at a wasp's nest:- £111
Swordfighting with Ghandi:- £Priceless
Desserts
Whole lotta shakin' goin' on:- £1
The gentle sigh of a pie:- £111
Bacon muscles:- £0.001
You know when to piss off, don't you? When the place starts serving up metaphors.
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