| Holy Ballsacks of Fire! |
[20 Feb 2006|09:01pm] |
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Well, we had another weekend of snow and shit-tastic weather woo fuckin hoo lol. None of the closers showed up saturday so we had three people in the deli, all of them day shift. Donna at 7, me at 8 and Rita at 9. Nobody else made it. So, we shut the motherfucker down at 3 and started tearin' it down and cleaning up. Man, there were some pissed off rednecks wanting their fuckin' chicken and meat sliced bwahahahaha. I started hittin' the lights and shit about 3:30. We were all like, fuck em lmao. Yesterday the evening shift happened to *gasp* show up so I went home about six. Was supposed to be there at 8 but didn't get there till something after 9 because the driveway was totally fucked with all the ice and snow.
Today went in about 7 even though I wasn't supposed to be there until 8 but I went with Joey--he had to be at work at 7 and the driveway was shitty this morning too, and the snow was pouring down. When I got off work Joey came got me and we went to grab a bite to eat at Long John Silver's. When we got out of the truck Joey pointed out all the snow still in the truckbed. Then he made a little snowman and put it on the bed rim next to the back window and put little sticks in it for arms and everything hehehe. While we were eating the knothead mixes ketchup in his tartar sauce and eats it with his fish, and it looked totally gross lmao. It was lumpy and pinkish and he's just slurpin' it up with gusto. I pointed out how disgusting it looks and he said he's gonna call it Pink Mung. So we're both cracking our asses up talkin' about the Pink Mung and the people that work there probably think we're half retarded or something hahahaha. But I don't give a shit. Then when we got done we walked out to the parking lot and found that the Truck Snowman had melted some and fallen over. Crestfallen, Joey picks it up and makes some of it into a snowball and lobs it at a billboard (an advertisment for a car) adjacent to the Long John Silvers, where it landed with a satisfying splat.
We both start giggling like schoolgirls. Then he throws another one, and this one hits the windshield of the pictured car. It was priceless. I put my gloves on and try hitting it and miss, me being tired and blown-out from workin my ass off all weekend lol. I finally got the billboard once and the ledge once lmao. People driving by are watching us pelt this hapless billboard with snow while we're laughing like crazy people. Finally we get tired and go home hehehehe.
If anyone has more fun than us, it's probably illegal rotfl.
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