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    Thursday, February 20th, 2003
    7:52 pm
    I'll never make fun of the handicap again.....maybe.
    It has been forever since i have updated my journal. I dont know why probably because i didnt think it would work cause my computer sucks. But i guess now it does. Cool beans. So anyways I guess i better catch all you guys up on my life since my last entry. Nothing really has changed except for the fact that i broke up with Jenn. Forget her though she is bitch. She told me and everyone else that she didnt like her old interest Kevin anymore and I see them walking down the hallway together talking and shit. That is fucking gay. She is a bitch and im done with her. Anyways, today was good till gym where i rolled the fuck out of my ankle and now im on god damn crutches. Being handicap sucks. I'm out of breath going up and down the god damn stairs. Anyways thank you tim for reminding me about my blurty. If not for you it would have remained placid for the rest of existence. Thats about all for today. I hope to keep up with this a little more now. And now i leave you with a little tune....dubbee dubbee doo
    Friday, January 17th, 2003
    7:42 am
    ninety fucking two
    I havent updated in like 2 weeks because my computer is a piece of shit. Anyways i can only updat from school in the morning so my entries will be about the day before. Now that that is cleared up lets proceed. So a bunch of us were gonna go see Zwan cause they were coming to Chicago and were gona play at the metro. Eric and Tim were gonna go pick us all up some tickets but when we got there we found out that all 3 shows were sold out in 3 and a half minutes. What the fuck is that? So we were all bummed that we didn't get tickets. That was like a week ago. Last night 94.7 The Zone was giving away two tickets to the sunday Zwan show with backstage passes to meet Billy Corgan and two free cd's of Zwan's new album. So im like hell yeah im calling. I fucking try tons of times and i keep getting busy signs then this guy picks up and really fast says "You're 92" I was like holy shit i was that fucking close. I was listening to the radio and the guy that won was like "Great I won" in this laxadasical manner. Fuck him he pobably doesnt even like Zwan. Anyways that was the peak of excitement of last night. Oh yeah I beat Rocky on X-Box. I need new games. Anyways nothing else is new. Im still going out with Jenn. This is one of my longest realtionships so far. Two weeks. Everything else sucks. Signed up for inturmural basketball. Not expecting to much from my team but it should be fun. Everything else sucks i.e. school, home, mom. But it will all be over in a couple of months. You think you know but you have no idea, this is the diary of SNOOP DOGG. . . oops i mean Kyle Ozark.
    7:31 am
    ninety fucking two
    I havent updated in like 2 weeks because my computer is a piece of shit. Anyways i can only updat from school in the morning so my entries will be about the day before. Now that that is cleared up lets proceed. So a bunch of us were gonna go see Zwan cause they were coming to Chicago and were gona play at the metro. Eric and Tim were gonna go pick us all up some tickets but when we got there we found out that all 3 shows were sold out in 3 and a half minutes. What the fuck is that? So we were all bummed that we didn't get tickets. That was like a week ago. Last night 94.7 The Zone was giving away two tickets to the sunday Zwan show with backstage passes to meet Billy Corgan and two free cd's of Zwan's new album. So im like hell yeah im calling. I fucking try tons of times and i keep getting busy signs then this guy picks up and really fast says "You're 92" I was like holy shit i was that fucking close. I was listening to the radio and the guy that won was like "Great I won" in this laxadasical manner. Fuck him he pobably doesnt even like Zwan. Anyways that was the peak of excitement of last night. Oh yeah I beat Rocky on X-Box. I need new games. Anyways nothing else is new. Im still going out with Jenn. This is one of my longest realtionships so far. Two weeks. Everything else sucks. Signed up for inturmural basketball. Not expecting to much from my team but it should be fun. Everything else sucks i.e. school, home, mom. But it will all be over in a couple of months. You think you know but you have no idea, this is the diary of SNOOP DOGG. . . oops i mean Kyle Ozark.
    Monday, January 6th, 2003
    3:24 am
    Aww shiat
    Hehe another eventful night at Eric's. Today he is another year closer to his goal. To be able to buy porn legally. He turned 17. We got him this kick ass pool stick that we made look like a sword in tin-foil. He probably wouldnt have figures out that it was a stick.Hehehe. Anyways after all the normal guys left we chilled for a while and then went to Avalon again with Gi and Crystal. We all went back to Eric's house but his mom caught us so they had to go. That brings us to know. Im watching the Thing with Eric. This movie is damn cool. Kurt Russel is a hottie. Anyways i'm being infected so i need to leave. LATER
    Saturday, January 4th, 2003
    4:28 am
    Funny as Fuck
    Jesus where do i start. Today was a day of days. It all started when i woke up at like 230. Man when school starts im gonna be so fucked. School sucks anyways so i dont care. I thought by waking up that late that my night was gonna be pretty uneventful. Man was i fucking way off. Jenn said she was having a couple of people over to her house. I might have gone but I ended up at Eric's shooting stick with Dan, Kevin, Tim, Brian, and Totten. Man it felt real good to be doing shit with everyone again. So I call Jenn to see what she was doing and she decides to bring Giovanna, Crystal, and herself over to Eric's house where we proceed to file downstairs to play some more pool. Then we begin to talk about how noone likes nikki. I mean noone. Everyone that was their didn't like him. Which is funny beacuse he thinks the total opposite. Then I don't remember who came up with this idea of devillish immaturity, but the idea of egging Nikki's house came up. Naturally everyone thought it would be cool. So Eric and Totten went in the truck and me, Jenn, Crystal, and Giovanna rode in Crystal's jeep to meet Eric at jewel. We bought some eggs and headed to Nikki's. After pelting the shit out of Nikki's house we run for the cars we run off and get to the cars. Eric and Totten go back to Eric's house while us other 4 head to Krispy Kreme to hassle Nikki. It was cool for a while and then we walked through the drive-thru, which was god damn funny, and got two free donughts. That was sweet. Kari was supposed to meet Jenn at her house so Kari called Jenn and Kari met us at Krispy Kreme. We all went back to Eric's house to hang out. You would think that this was the night and that we would just be spending the rest of the night indoors. Well you thought wrong you idiot. pashaw. After everyone left me and eric went upstairs to hang out for a bit. I got hungry as usual so we decided to go to the Avalon casue that is the onlypalce that is open that late(2 o'clock). We get their and order our food and then Eric's dad walks in and sits his ass down on those stools at the bar and shatters our ideas of a simple get out and back in job. We ponder waiting till he leaves till we leave even if that would have taken forever. Just when we cant think of any ideas of how to get out a little ringy ringy comes from the pocket of Eric. It is Giovanna and Crystal. They decide to take after us with a little rebellion and come visit us at the Avalon. Not being seen by his dad yet me and Eric agree that he will check the girls out when they come in. We thought right. When they got their his eyes were cemented to their asses. When they sat down we talked for a while and then they turned on a light bulb and offered to pay for us. This was our chance out. Now that we wouldn't be waitng to pay erics dad wouldnt see us. They payed for us and we slithered out to find the side of erics car plastered with egg. God damn italian Nikki. Still mad casue the italians lost the war he decided to get back at eric by egging his car. We go to his house to call him out but when we knock at his window he runs to his daddy and gets him to chase us outside. We go to hide in his car and his dad catches us in their.. We feed him the same bullshit about being sorry and that shit. Secretly vowing to get Nikki back for his treachery. Anyways me and Eric retired to the batcave and layed down our devil hats. What a night for america. Although we were caught by the fiendish italians they knew little of our future escapades. To sum up my night/morning MUSSOLINI SUCKS. I'm out.
    Sunday, December 29th, 2002
    7:50 pm
    WADD UPPP DAWGGG
    Wad up niggas. Im doing nuthing so far tonight. Hanging out at erics with kevin and brian is all so far. Jenn came over last night. It was nice we made out a little and watched tv. I love it when we hang out together. Hopefully it will be more. I guess thats all ill update later if anyhting big happens. That's All Folks
    Friday, December 27th, 2002
    9:34 pm
    Still waiting
    This sucks i fucking want to get some from some hot chicks but it doesnt look like that will happen. I cant wait till new years cause im going over to courtneys and getting drunk then hopefully ill hook up with Jenn. She is so beautiful. I have seriously fallen so much for her it isnt even funny. Anyways the girls are their so im gonna go support Totten and Eric in their pussy hunting escapades. AND THEN I WAS GONE
    9:28 pm
    Friday Night
    Another week wasted at home. Besides the festive day of jesus' birth and getting all the shit i wanted this week was pretty uneventful. Fucked around all week which led me to tonight. Friday night. Totten is back in town so me him and eric are up to our usual hellraising. We egged the shit out of Nikki's car and he went home and cried like a stupid wop. We are going to meet these chicks at the Warren O'Plaine campus and if they aren't an eight or over im egging their car to. Anyways im just sitting here waiting for the girls to show up. I kind of hope they are ugly casue i feel like doing some egging. Ill talk to yous guys later. PEACE
    Tuesday, December 17th, 2002
    9:45 am
    The First Day
    Well without the help of my friends i started my own journal. I dont know where to start so ill guess ill just describe a day in the life of me. I wake up early like 630 early to rot awat at school. After the shower and the brushing of the teeth I leave with my mom who takes me to school. When I get to school I sit with Tim, Eric, Jeff, Crystal, Dan, and Kevin until the bell rings and me, Eric, and Kevin move 4 tables down to sit. Then I spend the next period listening to Kevin and Eric make fun of me joining the MARINES. Which is ok becuase im just biding my time until I come back and kick the living shit out of both of them. Which I will. The rest of the day is pretty uneventful until I get to see Jenn. She makes my day better whenever I see her. Because of my grounding, when i get home there isn't much to do. I still sneak watching t.v. when my mom isnt home. I really need to be a better kid so i don't get grounded again. After a few hours of doing shit and then eating dinner i go to bed and start the new day over again. Captain's Log . . . . OUT.
    9:44 am
    The First Day
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